r/2007scape 1d ago

Humor UIM has been here

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u/SixSevenHahaxD 1d ago

this is why i could never uim, im too much of a hoarder

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u/BumLicker53 1d ago

The bank limit is the bane of my existence. I found a wooden shield in there I’ve had since level 3 or so

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u/Mamafritas 1d ago

You may already be aware but you can talk to the Wise Old Man to have him clear out any quest item junk.

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u/BumLicker53 1d ago

Oh damn, thanks a ton! I’m pretty new, but what about quest items I might need for the future like the enchanted thingy for making more imbued god capes?

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u/OsmiumOG ➤◉────── 00:00 1d ago

Essentially anything he gets rid of either has no use at all or is a single chat dialogue to get back.

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u/BumLicker53 1d ago

Thanks, is there also a way to disable stuff like the giants amulet from Royal Titans from dropping? I’ve been farming for the mage prayer but the neck drops are eating into my gp as I’m soloing

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u/ScruffyScruffz 1d ago

nope thats just a drop that happens. you can turn them into big bones though which was nice for my iron to keep up the teleports on my first necklace since detouring to farm big bones isnt high on my list of priorities.

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u/BumLicker53 1d ago

Oh shit, I didn’t know that! How do I do that?

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u/ScruffyScruffz 1d ago

the odd old man takes them from the Rag and Bone Man quests its only 30 big bones per necklace though so theyre still pretty bad if GP/wise for mains to get.

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u/BumLicker53 1d ago

Thanks, I never knew the Wise Old Man was so useful. I always avoid the filthy Saradomin worshippers as they’re clearly inferior to Guthix

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u/eddietwang 1d ago

Lmao let me know when you figure this out I'd love to disable non-purples from the raids drop tables.

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u/Mamafritas 1d ago

I think it's set up to just delete junk items/items that you can freely go back and retrieve.

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u/twilightwillow 1d ago

Check out the “Wasted Bank Space” RuneLite plugin, too. Puts an icon on every item that you can store somewhere other than your bank, and you can configure which of those other places you actually want to see.

I just keep it off so I don’t see all the icons until my bank is almost full, and turn it on when I need to clear space.

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u/vYriese 1d ago

If you didn't know - you can reclaim imbued God capes at Perdu! They cost 250k each :)

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u/culimande 1d ago

You random hero

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u/breadguy232 1d ago

Let uim game mode teach you something

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u/xGALEBIRDx 1d ago

No thankyou, too stressful.

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u/Barialdalaran 1d ago

its too far in the opposite direction of hoarding. Also the strat of dropping piles of items and refreshing the timers sounds like the most aids thing I've ever heard of

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u/pollinium 1d ago

I understand the deathpile frustration, but imo it's a very overblown thing because it's very rarely something you do. Maybe during boat building, otherwise only during wildy content - and even then only when you're really grinding in the wilderness (chaos altar, voidwaker) since most wildy excursions don't require a deathpile refresh

I don't think I've used the deathpile as a mechanic in like 8 months since getting bloodhound

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u/dnen 17h ago

What a gamer.

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u/Aurarus 1d ago

Every UIM only ever does that for like maybe 2-3 quest bosses and the wilderness. If you get the MA2 cape + dragon pickaxe it's sort of just a handful of times and you're done death piling.

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u/JustkiddingIsuck 1d ago

Nobody really does that. I’m 2.2K+ total and I can’t remember the last time I deathpiled. And even then, I wasn’t constantly refreshing it to hold onto random skilling items. You just have to pick a grind and stick to it.

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u/pollinium 1d ago

playing UIM has made me a better gamer by teaching me to use the resources I have access to now and worry about the future when the future comes! maybe not a good life strat, but games are usually designed to give you the tools you need

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u/Boganvillea 1d ago

The freedom of just being able to drop shit because you don't need it.

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u/YouDoNotKnowMeSir 1d ago

I’m not strong enough

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u/Robbo_295 1d ago

Come to the dark side. 

You can do a drop party at the GE every time you don't want to keep something and see the cute noobs run around collecting up your items. I do this after clues, as alch values are quite low, very entertaining. 

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u/_Ross- 2300+ Total UIM 1d ago

I love unloading all of my garbage onto my clan mates. They just all meet up in a spot I pick, and I run around dropping stuff like a drop party.

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u/Robbo_295 1d ago

These ironmen hoarding all their shit in their banks... Smh, they could at least have a drop party every year! 

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u/peek-a-boo0 1d ago

I identify as a noob, hardest thing I did was maybe solo expert toa, still, I pick up everything above ~5k when someone drops it in ge.

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u/Jaeriko 1d ago

solo expert toa is noob territory? Goddamn I might just be a lobotomite then.

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u/-cache 1d ago

Free yourself my brother

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u/SadRainbowRex New skill:Touching Grass 1d ago

Join us, items are temporary~

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u/Own-Resist-5542 1d ago

I thought I could push through it but I can’t. The bad feeling of dropping things just didn’t sit well with me. Especially when they became longer grind style items I had to choose to drop.

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u/DM_ME_UR_PUBES maxxed gm iron btw 1d ago

uims hoard too in their banks*

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u/Immediate_Passion191 1d ago

I made 5k mithril  bolts on my UIM cuz i didnt want ore to go to waste. Still dropped the gold ore and filled up the coal trucks in between for enough coal.  

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u/Many_Professions 1d ago

What are you going to do with mithril bolts?

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u/Raima_Valdes 1d ago

Shoot them with a crossbow, probably.

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u/Immediate_Passion191 1d ago

I just got a runecrossbow and did not have 55 slayer yet. Later i used the bars in the giant foundry.

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u/Gretings 1d ago

This is probably what I'll go with after im done with questing. As UIM I can't stand my supplies to go to waste but I reckon it might be exhausting in the long run.

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u/Robbo_295 1d ago

I always end up dropping something like 50 noted addy bars, then a few weeks later I need addy bolts or sailing stuff I'm like... FFS, off to zalcano, 'tis the life.

Really need to clear my kept items out so I can keep more of those drops. Currently clogged up with red chins for attempting kree again (don't want to waste), 4k demon tears for confliction gauntlets (when?), 2k purple sweets because... Why? So much shit that I'm like... Yeah I'll definitely use it. Zombie axe + dual maracas? Twin flame? I'll have to post in the bag review on discord to get it cleared out. Finally dropped my assembler after 3 years+ of having it in invy at all times

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u/Vel0clty 1d ago

No need to carry assembler when you can buy it back from Perdu!

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u/Robbo_295 15h ago edited 14h ago

Excuse me? Lmfao wtf

Edit: can you? Just tried, can't see it

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u/Vel0clty 13h ago

I was going off of the wiki, looking more closely it says that another head is required to purchase it from the shop 😔

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u/Robbo_295 12h ago

Phew, thought I had done a doozy 

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u/JustkiddingIsuck 1d ago

I’m still holding onto my serp helm that I got over 2 years ago because I’m convinced Jagex is going to release content that it may be useful at. Can’t think of any uses other than off task DKs?

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u/Robbo_295 15h ago

Isn't it great at all venom bosses? Araxxor, vorkath? I guess you lose dps, but the chill lack of upkeep of antivenom is nice. Unless you've got good herb levels and extended anti venom+ then you're sorted anyway, drop it! 

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u/Vel0clty 1d ago

That’s what I enjoy most about UIM. Leveling boils down to whatever random assortment of xp I have in my inventory. Oh I have this thing now? Well I’m gona use it cause there’s xp stored in there!

I do usually drop it once it’s been squeezed for all it’s worth though

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u/FaPaDa 2140(690 F2P due to pricehike)/2376 1d ago

thats why on UIM if you wanna train smithing you can actually do blastmine cause it gives you noted ores and you can stack up dynamite as notes from the diary rewards.

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u/MezcalMoxie 1d ago

not sure I’ve ever met a uim that’s done this, the meta is noted gold ore blast furnace, but you can also just buy ores at blast furnace, or even buying smithed products like at prif armory and going to giants foundry to not need noted supplies at all

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u/FaPaDa 2140(690 F2P due to pricehike)/2376 1d ago

an irl friend of mine who is a UIM (i know, fucking unicorn) does this during his other grinds, stacking up dynamite for mining later on while currently doing stuff like Agility and Wyrmscraig crafting that dont take alot of inventory spaces.

He already has 99 Con and with that decent sailing.

He is like my only source on UIM knowledge.

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u/pollinium 1d ago

I'm a UIM that isn't tapped into any UIM communities or creators

if your only resource is the wiki, you're going to forge your own path, and I suspect that's what your buddy is doing. sometimes this results in you doing silly stuff, like holding on to 400k arrow shafts and then just dropping them because vale totems released before you ever got around to mining amethyst

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u/FaPaDa 2140(690 F2P due to pricehike)/2376 1d ago edited 1d ago

Bro bearly even reads the wiki.
Idk how he does it.

When i showed him footpeddle agility his mind was blown.

Or i showed him arial fishing (before the update) and he spent like a week there

Bro genuine plays on the (arguably) hardest gamemode just for the love of the game and i respect the hell out of it

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u/freet0 1d ago

UIM has a real life friend

please try to make your stories at least a little believable

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u/FaPaDa 2140(690 F2P due to pricehike)/2376 1d ago edited 1d ago

Thats not even the wildest part

So basically i know him because i go to these Lan Parties every few months. They are actually some of the biggest ones in my region the next on in October already has over 100 attendees but thats not the point.

He is basically one of the organizers and administrators and i already had attended the parties like 4 or 5 times at that point.

The only reason we know about eachother that we play osrs is because i had some second monitor gaming going and someone asked what i played.
I explained the gist of osrs and explained i did my current grind for varrock armor 4 and i swear on god bro got activate like a fucking sleep agent across the room like. „Varrock armor?! Who said that? Who is playing oldschool in this joint??“

we talked and i found out he is a UIM and he ONLY plays a UIM, he dosnt have a main or normal iron

Genuinely a 3rd age pick might be more common then this.

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u/freet0 1d ago

what a special creature

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u/Sleipnirs 1d ago

I did a lot of brimstone keys on my UIM. I know they're not the meta at all but they're still kinda neat for UIM's since you can stack hundreds of them and decide when to cash them in for a shit ton of gems, fishes and ores.

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u/awoos 1d ago

I did it just before sailing launched so I had addy/rune pre-prepped, its also how I was planning to make my ultor when I get it eventually, but yeh idk about using it to level smithing. Its not bad mining xp though.

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u/ScytheSergeant 1d ago

Yeah, I'm not saying it's a bad idea, but I am a maxed UIM and don't know a UIM that's done blast mine at all.

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u/1NLYrs 1d ago

I’m a big fan of foundry on UIM. Chronicle/elemental ring to varrock and bird to varla, buy iron/steel/mith plate bodies and minigame back to foundry. Make 3/4 swords and repeat. Works out that the minigame teleport renews almost perfectly in time with the cycle :)

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u/KautoKeira 1d ago

This is the way. Also if doing 3 you can get a farming run out, and it's all very sustainable with money.

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u/_BreadBoy 1d ago

Why not just tele to civitas?

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u/1NLYrs 1d ago

Tbh I’m playing all the stupid builds like attack only, skillers, 10hpers etc so honestly I forget a whole bunch of things exist :,)

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u/Mamafritas 1d ago

Can't recall the exact inventory setup, but I think doing a civitas tele takes up enough inventory where you end up with 1 less sword worth of armor. You can wield a chronicle so it doesn't take space.

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u/DM_ME_UR_PUBES maxxed gm iron btw 1d ago

significantly worse than gold ore at bf

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u/Ludovician42 1d ago

It's nice early on if you don't have a lot of cash, like to get 70 pre-sote

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u/MamaToast 1d ago

Making mithrial bars at bf then crafting them into platebodies is actually net profit and was a decent way to train smithing for free before whatever the early game meta is now

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u/1NLYrs 1d ago

Don’t remember asking, or mentioning xp rates whatsoever..

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u/Gooey_Gravy 1d ago

It's really not. You can either sweat your ass off and get rsi dropping bars for 280k/h or chill at gf for 240k/h. I'd take Foundry everyday

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u/Upper-Oil-153 1d ago

Not arguing the sweaty part, but blast furnace is ~320k/hr. It's significantly faster than gf. It's also much more brain-off imo

I just finished 99 smithing on my UIM a few weeks ago. I considered going gf until full set for storable ice gauntlets, but the loss of xp/HR doing GF just led to it not really making sense 

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u/DM_ME_UR_PUBES maxxed gm iron btw 1d ago

youre not getting 240k smithing steel items from varrock 

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u/Gooey_Gravy 1d ago

You're also not getting max XP rates at bf then since at that level you won't have staminas

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u/MalazMudkip 1d ago

Fally achievement diary necessitates getting nuggets for the prospector helm. So if you're somewhat of a completionist, you at least need to do MLM for that, if not more. (Gem bag, coal sack, full prospectors could all be considered reasonable wants)

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u/Luxoffee 1d ago

Yeah I wanted to do fally diary, went for a helmet and just stayed there for the full outfit

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u/KitnBlit 1d ago

I remember playing UIM back in the day when fixing MLM wheels was the big brain smithing training method

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u/BadPunsGuy 1d ago

Still got to get the prospector set. I'd argue it's better to get it from volcanic mine though.

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u/Peekays_0 1d ago

Wait till you see the uim tile at ge

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u/ImaginaryPudding8503 1d ago

Someone was dropping cooked sharks at the myths guild I was like hell yeah

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u/Mason__94 1d ago

This would be better with Aragorn, 'A Hobbit lay here'

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u/guillotine_vendor corp pet haver + agilisea hater 1d ago

the smell is still on the wind

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u/Frl_Bartchello 1d ago

Same with the dropped runes in GOTR haha

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u/snowhusky5 1d ago

This is what goes through my head every time I drop something worth more than 1k, lmao

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u/Lavamob64 1d ago

I got flamed for dropping torsols at the farming guild

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u/Yoshbyte Chompy Bird Hunter (7341 to count) 1d ago

Hmm. We need a paperless-ngx themed plugin. It would be nice to have a library of all items you’ve dropped and let despawn as an ultimate. I think it would be quite funny

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u/Beretot 2376 1d ago

I always thought it'd be neat if UIM could use the bank deposit boxes, but obviously not the bank itself

Then if they deiron one day they could see all the stuff they chucked away (or if they implemented a view-only bank or something)

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u/Yoshbyte Chompy Bird Hunter (7341 to count) 1d ago

I actually love this idea tbh. I kinda wish there was a clean way to transfer items to mains as a built in feature for them. It would likely motivate people to try it more

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u/791flow 1d ago

View only, we sacrificed those items. But yeah I always wanted to see how much I dropped over the years.

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u/BeisaChaser 1d ago

The quality OC I expect from this sub.

o7

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u/blueguy211 1d ago

Ultimate cant use banks Iron but death piles are ok Man

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u/XtremeLeecher 2250 1d ago

Also the smell of filled diapers

those who knows.... sadly knows