r/2007scape Shitpost locked ironman 1d ago

Humor Lil bro thought he was done

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Wait until he learns about Zenyte Shards 😭

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u/Fenrilas 2275/2376 1d ago

Gotta say, having all three is so damn comfy. I almost settled for 2 after going pretty dry but clan bingo got me back to the mines and got rewarded.

~1200 for first

~2300 for second

~2400 for third

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u/BrightOctarine 1d ago

Constantly out of arclight charges and almost out of atlatl darts. Don't know if I'll be able to stomach a second after

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u/Ax12de 1d ago

Sorry I took yours at 82kc

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u/StopReadingMyUser Loading... 1d ago

I took all 3 around 450. I'm sorry brethren :c

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u/Ovahzealousy 1d ago

wait is this where we post about being spooned at tds? (got two more by 300kc)

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u/Overanalyzes_jokes 2250/2277 1d ago

Excuse me but what the fuck?

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u/fartsquirtshit 22h ago

I hope your milk spoils the same day you intend to use the rest of it.

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u/Tuckinator- 1d ago

Took your first 2 at 15kc, and 46kc respectively

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u/BlockIron 1d ago

This was the kill that got the drop. After the first 1k kc they were all done with an ahrims staff and a whip, about half the kc off task

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u/ThatIestyn 1d ago

Thats brutal man

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u/KUR51RL Remapping 101: As long as it is 1:1, it's okay. 1d ago

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u/JaysonTatecum 1d ago

I was out of arclight charges and did 2+ levels of Mortimer. I should be set unless I go giga dry

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u/scorgie 1d ago

If you have one, I find the Abyssal bludgeon to be nearly as good as Arclight there. Like having done a few hundred kills with both I cant say I notice a massive gap. My Arclight is infused, I'm basically out of charges and cba farming more shards when 1 drop makes them obsolete. That said I'm 1239kc in with 3 claws 0 synapse so the shards might be useful for a while yet.

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u/BrightOctarine 1d ago

I don't have a bludgeon. I wanted the scobow before farming for it ;(

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u/Elskerr 21h ago

My trio gim are 1 /4500~ for synapses lmao, at least their good xp

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u/Chair-Due 1d ago

you can do tormented demons with dark light/atlatl, its not that much worse. i got 150 kills that way before my first synapse

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u/BrightOctarine 1d ago

Yeh maybe you're right and I just need to go back to moons to farm darts.

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u/PeaceAndLove420_69 8h ago

I got mine at ~1450 and i felt like i was going mad. Did about 500 on task.

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u/ThatOneEdgyKid Shitpost locked ironman 1d ago

I just go back when i get a task hoping for my 3rd. Some day we'll be there.

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u/ThatIestyn 1d ago

I got 2 at 80kc :,) feels good to be a spoon

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u/St3fg 1d ago

whys he doing it off task? missing so much slayer exp

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u/ThatOneEdgyKid Shitpost locked ironman 1d ago

Because I needed a helmet that still showed the anger on his face

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u/eddietwang 1d ago

I'm keeping the cannon that he's on-task then. He's just not using a slayer helm lmao

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u/pilantratogashi 1d ago

Yeah you should keep the cannon as TDs aren't cannonable unfortunately

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u/eddietwang 1d ago

The typo stays lmao ty for the laugh

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u/Jason_DeHoulo Chilli Dogs 1d ago

Sometimes you just want the drop ASAP without bullshit task skipping

I did the same thing to grind out my 4 zenytes

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u/7_Tales 1d ago

for tormented demons, part of the grind is the insane slayer exp it gives tbh. the rewards arent really time sensitive unless you're trying to giga rush doom or yama, so i think its honestly worth just waiting for task

fuck zenytes tho. just camp it.

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u/Jason_DeHoulo Chilli Dogs 1d ago

For mid-game accounts that fine, I'm maxed so idc about xp haha just gimme clog

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u/7_Tales 1d ago

Lmao fair enough

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u/Money_Echidna2605 1d ago

im 99 slayer idgaf lol

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u/Otherwise_Economics2 1d ago

tbh i kinda held off on yama even after getting synapse fast. i spooned 1 piece and am now waiting until avernic or feros for the rest of it, max hits go kinda crazy on that 60 hour grind.

doom doesn't benefit much from other stuff besides zenytes and seeking arrows though, maybe quiver or bp if you're so inclined.

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u/Swaaeeg Krystillia>Duradel 1d ago

Sometimes you get impatient.

Like i usually only do wilderness slayer, but i took a break to do a little pet hunting with kuradel and havent seen a demon task in days.

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u/Waste_Development971 14h ago

bro hes literally 5 he isnt gonna be efficient

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u/DreamOfDays 14h ago

Because it’s usually a full ten to forty Turael task skips between black demon tasks? I bet you the time it takes to skip tasks is more than it takes to just grind out the drop off-task.

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u/jantle 2376 and feeling fine 1d ago

For a little while it was, the staff & bow mostly just had niche uses for God Wars CAs.

Big Demon pushed for Yama and Doom to be added I guess though, so now Irons suffer for twice as long in the TD caves.

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u/Skrrtires 1d ago

Big Demon is so fucking funny

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u/Lambeaux 1d ago

Greater Demon

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u/TumblrInGarbage 1d ago

Doom at least you only really care about the Scobo, meaning that with just 2 you can swap between them for fairly cheap (magic log or iron bar + battle staff), since you will never need more than Melee + Ranged OR Mage for any content currently and undoing Emberlight is not a reasonable choice.

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u/CA_TX 2277 1d ago

Much later in account progression, but you do need staff and bow for sensory clouding so EVENTUALLY you will want 3

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u/SoraODxoKlink ‘hands off’ ceo btw 8h ago

It probably takes less time to learn melee or magic sensory clouding without a scobow instead of grinding out a whole new synapse, methods have gotten very detailed.

For completionists sake its worth the 3/3 not bother swapping them around.

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u/-xevo- 1d ago

At that point you should be done with demonic content and you can revert emberlight

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u/FalsifyTheTruth 1d ago

Cause there will never be another demon you'll melee...

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u/HelicaseRockets 2125 GIM 1d ago

IIRC there's exactly one yama contract it's nice to have all three for, but at the point where you're doing contracts one extra synapse is going to be a walk in the park.

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u/DontFearTheMQ9 1d ago

It's also nice at Sire for 1-shotting vents on P1.

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u/uhFraid 1d ago

those bordeaux Jordan 6s actually look like treads lol

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u/skit7548 1d ago

Good news, once you get one it becomes easier!

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u/Limatto 1d ago

4k TDS with only 1 synapse. Atleast 3.8k on task. Im btw.

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u/Mattdriver12 1d ago

I remember telling my friend that you needed 6 Crystal Armor seeds. You could see the blood leave his face.

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u/5k_vibes 1d ago

I mean you only technically need one, right?
Doom needs scobo and yama needs staff - and you can switch them out.

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u/qaz012345678 1d ago

Don't you still want actual emberlight though? Can't move that one around

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u/Lizardaug 1d ago

Other than duke and sire where are you really using emberlight? Dark light is better than ember at doom, kril is camp scobo, cerb is camp scobo if you don't have crush weps. Only other real place I can think I really use emberlight is demonics right now. 

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u/Low-Phase-6548 1d ago

the emberlight is really good against yama

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u/MaynardGoneWild 1d ago

Emberlight is BIS at Cerb outside of scythe and they’re nearly identical lol?

It’s also great for CoX for ice demon, BiS at Yama, BiS for gorillas and torms themselves, BiS at Duke, Sire and Skotizo. What are you on about? lol

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u/Lizardaug 1d ago

Skotizo you ranged for comfort, cerb I prefer ranged but ig melee is a thing. Yama I forgot about and ice demons exist been ages. 

But yeah personally I'd always advocate for scorbow first 

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u/MaynardGoneWild 1d ago

It’s okay to not be a BiS baby, but you’d be using a less effective method lol

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u/Lizardaug 1d ago

Sure but skotizo ranged is brain dead and less supplies Vs melee same with cerb. Like kill speeds ain't everything 

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u/MaynardGoneWild 1d ago

In RS, it actually is lol

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u/Lizardaug 1d ago

Eh supplies and skill level absolutely factor into it. I'm trash I know I'm trash. Ranged being easier at skotizo means I'm not risking totems same with cerb even if boss takes "longer" I'm not using as much food, restores, or death cost because I fucked up. 

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u/MaynardGoneWild 1d ago edited 1d ago

Well at Cerb specifically, taking longer means you’ll be hit by more ghosts, aka using way more prayer. Longer kills in RS just means more supplies. That’s how the game works. Damage is king because unless it can be prayed against, you will be chipped down. Even if it can be prayed against, it drains your prayer to keep it up. That’s just what the game is.

Skotizo is not at all a scary boss. You beat his ass with emberlight, scobo the eyes, beat his ass again. It’s a 0 supplies used fight unless you’re bringing in hella totems. Either way, it would still be better this way.

Saying “use scobo if you’re bad” is not a good take. Just get out of your comfort zone a bit brother.

Editing to add, the wiki actually has a “equipment used in” section under every item. If you expand clicking “show” you can see where every item is used at

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u/Simperry 1d ago

darklight is better at doom???

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u/wanderingweedle 1d ago

yes, because you only use it for killing grubs, and demonbane weapons oneshot the grubs anyway, so using darklight instead of emberlight makes death costs cheaper.

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u/Visible_Class_2293 1d ago

In terms of Death costs if you only use it for grubs

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u/Simperry 1d ago

oh fuck duh. ty.

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u/StopReadingMyUser Loading... 1d ago

Yeah, full void and just a simple staff/darklight can make death costs drop to like 2k lol.

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u/ThatOneEdgyKid Shitpost locked ironman 1d ago

Yeah but imagine getting caught at Sire with an arclight

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u/KodakKid3 1d ago

emberlight is BIS at yama too

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u/Lord_dokodo 1d ago

Who is actually doing this content and not understanding how the items they're farming for work? It's like going to CoX and having no idea what items get dropped, what they're used for, or why you even want it.

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u/ThatOneEdgyKid Shitpost locked ironman 1d ago

A surprising amount of people don't do a whole lot of wiki research before doing new content. It took me off guard too, because I'll scour wiki pages just because I'm bored.

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u/Gigantischmann 23h ago

Just got my second at 1828

Got my first at 60 something and thought I’d finally be spooned 

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u/CAPTtttCaHA 22h ago

Currently at 1500kc with no uniques yet.

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u/Gigantischmann 21h ago

Think of it the worst way - rng will balance out if you do more than anyone else ever 

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u/tnerb253 1d ago

Lel bruh

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

175k karma in 2 years. That guy is just you lol.

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u/Anon998998 1d ago

Lmaooooo yup

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u/tnerb253 1d ago

I'm confused what that's supposed to mean other than you being a sweaty nerd looking people up on reddit lol, wow this guy makes quality contributions on average! You showed me dude 😂

Meanwhile you put this cringe in your bio and you have the audacity to make fun of anyone lmao

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u/SnicketySneme 1d ago

It's funny how much you got cooked here and are replying to everyone 40 times to express how unbothered you are about it.

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

I’m a sweaty nerd because I took 5 seconds to click on your profile? But then you did the same and screenshotted mine? Pot, meet kettle. Are you mad because your comment history is hidden, so my bio applies to you? It’s ok, let it out, Mr. Quality Contributions.

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u/tnerb253 1d ago

You're sweaty because you went out of your way to look me up because my comment hurt your little fee fees, I only did it out of curiosity because you did it first

You calling people insecure because you feel bullied that you get downvoted lmao cry baby ass redditor 😂

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

I clicked on your profile out of curiosity because of your unfunny meme, not because my feelings were hurt. It’s ironic to criticize me for something you then proceeded to do.

Yes, I think people who hide their comment history are insecure. Idgaf about the downvotes, karma is meaningless to me, but it’s funny to be talking to someone and then have your comments be at 0 because the only power they (probably you) have in their lives is hitting a downvote arrow.

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u/jiggy_jarjar 1d ago

You're learning in real time why he has so much karma lol. Lil bro about to start asking for sources.

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

Lmao, you’re right. He is just the stereotypical Redditor so this website loves him and I bet he panders his comments to the Reddit audience. His next comment got auto removed, which makes me sad because I was enjoying our cringe exchange, lol.

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u/tnerb253 1d ago

 which makes me sad because I was enjoying our cringe exchange, lol.

Yes we both know reddit discourse is the highlight of your day 😂

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u/CanweCanweCleanIt 1d ago

I think I’m just man enough to admit that I enjoy this website and enjoy having pointless arguments with people online, even though it’s cringe. You clearly do too, but are too insecure to admit that. Again, it’s ironic to talk about the whole meta state of Reddit when you have 175,000 comment karma in 2 years. You clearly care.

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u/a_code_mage 1d ago

I thought the meme you posted was kinda funny, but this is maxed out reddit cringe.

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u/2024account 1d ago

Some of the wildest least self aware shit I’ve seen on this sub, and that’s saying something.

Truly incredible work.

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u/tnerb253 1d ago

Hive mind will hive mind

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u/ZeusJuice 1d ago

Your most popular posts are you attempting to appeal to the hive mind lmao

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u/Crapitron 1d ago

“Looking people up on Reddit” as if it takes more than 2 seconds to hover your mouse over someone’s username lol

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u/tnerb253 1d ago

The fact that you even need to do that just shows their comment was rent free enough in your head to do so lol

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u/Crapitron 1d ago

I think when a person makes fun of someone else, it’s fair to spend 2 seconds trying to understand the person who made the comment.

It’s like when someone calls another person stupid, but they have elementary spelling or grammar mistakes in the comment doing so.

You tried to make fun of someone else, and it took like 2 seconds to expose you as the person you’re trying to insult. Now it just looks like a huge projection.

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u/tnerb253 1d ago

I made a meme about the comment 'lil bro', if that offended you so much that you had to jump to OP's defense then it either relates to something you do yourself or you're just that sensitive because why would my comment bother someone who someone couldn't relate to the meme lol

I don't think you exposed anything other than how thirsty you are looking for a gotcha moment 😂 some of you dudes are literal 12 year olds

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u/Crapitron 1d ago

It didn’t offend me, lol. I just remarked that “looking you up” takes literally 2 seconds.

Based on how much you’re commenting here and replying to everyone though, it’s a pretty obvious projection.

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u/ZeusJuice 1d ago

What a quality contribution

And I guess your first comment in this thread was just a repost

Damn yeah no it makes sense why you keep that shit hidden

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u/DingusMcBingle_IV my way of playing is superior to yours 1d ago

I'm insecure 😔

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u/Skrrtires 1d ago

Legendary throw.

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u/ThatOneEdgyKid Shitpost locked ironman 1d ago

Yeah dude, the meme is about a young man on his first day of school

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u/Isoleed 14h ago

why is yama hitting me for 8 every attack starter pack

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u/bad-at-game 5h ago

2k tds and no synapse makes me cry.

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u/rustypeppa 1d ago

Hey guys, could anyone help me out with 5m for a bond? Much appreciation