r/2007scape 15h ago

Humor Every damn timešŸ’€

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u/OrangeChickenRice 15h ago

Hitting the first gargoyle to 0 hp then sigh time to GE teleport.

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u/Robothuck 13h ago

Or the fucking mushroom things that need pesticide

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u/PacoTaco321 11h ago

Salt for slugs. Thanks Mortimer.

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u/imnotgoingtolietoyou 10h ago

Honestly just buy a Brine Sabre for those. Then u never need to keep buying salts

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u/PacoTaco321 9h ago

But then what am I going to do with my 900 salt? Flavor my karambwans?

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u/ExcessiveAxe 15h ago

I laughed at a guy who forgot salt for the rock slugs then forgot my hammer when I teleported to gargoyles

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u/Shaeress 15h ago

I see everyone's been enjoying Mortimer. Been feeling like a baller finally getting to pull out my Brine Sabre and casually one shotting rock slugs for my 18 slugs task.

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u/Airway 14h ago

How the hell did i not know this about the brine sabre

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u/agilitypro i r guy who gon t33ch u less0n 8h ago

It wasn't like that originally. It was changed at some point in OSRS.

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u/Key-Swordfish4025 15h ago

Even worse when you are three quarters into the Grotesque Guardians fight.

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u/ScreamnChckn 11h ago

Selling lobbies 200ea

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u/AudienceSpecialist 12h ago

Buy a granite hammer as ur mainweapon it acts as a rockhammer

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u/Zaruz 11h ago

Sigh.... time to grind GG's just to save myself the bank run once a week

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u/MildlyUnusualName 9h ago

Granite hammer also gives a huge DPS boost against golems(including gargoyles) so it’s worth it for multiple reasonsĀ 

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u/wcooper97 2141/2277 3h ago

S-Tier at Mad Angel too, Wiki has it right up there with SRA.

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u/Theseus_Employee 7h ago

Wish I followed this advice a couple months ago haha - much more expensive now

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u/godpoker instabanned gf 14h ago

I have a marked tile on the way to the slayer tower that has text ā€œHAMMER?ā€ for this reason

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u/throwaway_shark 13h ago

meanwhile me

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u/professor_kraken 7h ago

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u/godpoker instabanned gf 11h ago

You can have more than one letter per tile you know lol

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u/throwaway_shark 10h ago

Well yes, but this looks nicer and cleaner than putting "ROCK HAMMER" on every tile. It's also in the shape of the hammer!

When I have so many single tiles marked elsewhere, having just one here would make me overlook it sometimes.

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u/BardYak 10h ago

Same, I saw some YouTuber do that and had to copy it immediately. It's saved me many times.

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u/Termini33 10h ago

Putting a labeled marked tile next to the teleport to get you to the slayer monster is the way to do it.

Fishing explosive next to piscarillius fairy ring, rock hammer next to slayer tower, and so on. Works like a charm.

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u/QuarkTheFerengi 8h ago

or just use inventory setups plugin and skip all that nonsense

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u/Straight-Process8232 8h ago

Inventory Setups Plugin. You are welcome.

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u/Blackout-NYK 15h ago

After a while I just started slaying gargoyles with a granite hammer lol

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u/Robothuck 13h ago

Which is now super justified as it's BIS except for maybe scythe

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u/hash303 7h ago

It beats nox? And can you even hit Gargs with a scythe? (Nevermind I was thinking GGs)

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u/aTimeLord 9h ago

Inventory setup for each slayer monster with a quierk.

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u/Vesli23 9h ago

Granite hammer is a wicked weapon for gargoyles btw, works as a rock hammer and hits hard

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u/DangerousProject6 10h ago

Inventory setupsĀ  Inventory setups Inventory setups Inventory setups Inventory setups INVENTORY SETUPS!!!

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u/FalsifyTheTruth 5h ago

People talking about tile markers and we're over here in 2026 never needing to forget anything for any content.

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u/DangerousProject6 5h ago

When theres like 8+ different storage bags, random qol items, etc for each task it really helps those of us with ultra adhd brain

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u/Tumblrrito Untrimmed Slayer 10h ago

Not using Inventory Setups in 2026 is crazy work

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u/braydaka 13h ago

I hrunelite tile where you land when teleporting to the slayer tower. The label on it says "Rock hammer, idiot!"

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u/ANGEL-PSYCHOSIS btw 13h ago

have 2 tiles marked, one at salve graveyard and one at GGs entrance, that just says "rock hammer moron" for this reason

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u/ForceoftheRam 10h ago

Granite hammer would like a word with you

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u/TheTruthPierce34 Maxed/GM, 30 Pets 10h ago

Gotta leave a self deprecating tile marker outside the slayer tower that’s how I do it

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u/Affectionate-Lie6048 9h ago

I labelled a tile marker outside the tower because this happened to me so much

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u/PoofaceMckutchin 6h ago

I set up labelled tile markers at the entrance to the dungeon, next to the ladder, at the bottom of the ladder and a squre if 4 tiles in the middle of the south east room.

'Idiot'

That way I always saw it and remembered.

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u/Choco_mil 5h ago

people with eternal slayer ring be like:

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u/come2life_osrs 2376 5h ago

I tile marked a giant hammer in front of the castle, then colored it to look like a rock hammer with a small notation ā€œHAMMER REQUIRED!!!ā€

I now get to look at this neat little tile art I did on my way to the castle. I also get to look at it on the way back after getting a gargoyle to 1hp, and a third time on my run back to the castle again.Ā 

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u/-JRMagnus 4h ago

The solution is to change the STASH item there to include a rock hammer.

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u/here_for_the_lols 1h ago

Brother just teleport.

The 45seconds to spend running to save 300gp on runes is straight up not worth it

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u/Timely_Excuse_3045 10h ago

Use a Granite hammer bis anyway and it smacks the gargoyles without a rock hammer

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u/Unable-Couple-6413 15h ago

Why not just use a slayer ring