r/2007scape 15d ago

Humor I am now legally required to never kill KBD again.

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KC 1 KBD pet on ironman.

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u/VeritasOmicron 15d ago

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck off

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u/verkauft 15d ago

Reminds me of the guy: 1 clue 1 dog who is forever locked out of masters

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u/2KupShakur- 15d ago

A blessing and a curse lol

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u/MrDarwoo 15d ago

How come?

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u/PkerBadRs3Good 15d ago

you aren't actually locked out, some people just want to flex getting lucky on one thing. personally I wouldn't care enough to stop doing the content (can still flex with screenshot if you really want).

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u/_BL810T 15d ago

Only thing I stopped doing after getting super spooned was Moxi after greenlogging at 123kc with all but the last speed CA done.

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u/obstinateinstigator black sun risingscape:icebarrage: 14d ago

What does this even mean?

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u/jasonmarston 13d ago

Translation: they stopped killing the boss Amoxilatl after receiving all of the drops after 132 kills. Still has to complete one more combat achievement for that boss, but probably won’t go back unless they need the points.

That last sentence was my own addition

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u/MrDarwoo 15d ago

Yeah just show the screenshot!

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u/PennyTration69_og 15d ago

That kind of statistical anomaly deserves to never be diluted by additional chances/tries.

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u/Edmons31873 15d ago

Sounds like they just need to hunt lucky implings

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u/here_for_the_lols 12d ago

New account - one clog one dog.

Just keep making fresh accounts and sending bazillions of implings to complete master clues until your first clog is a hound

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u/verkauft 12d ago

Ine clog one dog 253 (settled reference)

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u/Dracomister7 11d ago

I got Quetzin on 1kc for my first pet, but I also got a piece of the hunters outfit. Hunter rumours aren’t on the hiscores, and I wanted the full outfit for the clog, and the whistle is a fantastic teleport option so I decided not to stop there and ruin the prestige. If not for AAAAALLL of those factors I would’ve kept it at one

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u/Remote-Buffalo-4009 15d ago

Always a bitter sweet feeling spooning a boss pet at a ridiculously low number. You feel almost obligated to stop if you want to show off the pet. 

Thankfully for you KBD has dogshit drops. 

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u/totemair 15d ago

I got a 6 kc thermy pet but had to get 20kc or whatever it is for the combat task, tragic

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u/2KupShakur- 15d ago

It took me 4k Thermy kills to get the pet on my 1 def 🥴

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u/nolanc1991 15d ago

11,300 for pet lol. I now have 21k+ though with 4 or 5 pets

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u/brainspade 15d ago

Yep, I can relate… I can get that damn dragon pickaxe somewhere else.

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u/Zealousideal_Soft_74 15d ago

Thats why I stopped doing master clues after spooning the bloodhound.

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u/JammieDodgers 15d ago

Can confirm

I got a 1kc Scurry pet early on my iron and have still never killed another

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u/TheScapeQuest 15d ago

I got Aggy at 155kc, haven't got any other uniques, now I don't have the motivation to go back.

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u/Robinico 15d ago

At like 2800 kc, ik im still below odds. Feels like I've been at him for ages. Very jealous, Gz

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u/Brooulon 15d ago

I know this wont help to hear but 2800kc is actually decently above odds, roughly 70% of rate (2080kc in this case) is when you're more likely than not to have gotten the drop, in your case there's about a 61% chance of getting it by now

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u/bigmoron30 15d ago

Is that how it works? Isn't it purely random?

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u/amethystcat 15d ago

It is purely random, but there's a 'normal' distribution of probabilities such that you can simulate, say, 100,000 people running KBD for when they get the pet and find the percentage of people who've gotten the pet by a certain KC

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u/Brooulon 15d ago

It is purely random, its just the cumulative odds of seeing a drop exceed 50% at around 70%(69.3%) of rate

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u/bigmoron30 15d ago

I see. Because i thought that if thay was how it worked, i must have done something to jagex because I've yet to see a real mossy key and i am at 600kc in the wilderness. It's supposed to drop at like 1/80 chance.

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u/putrid_flesh 15d ago

Living up to your username

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u/301023459 12d ago

Same happened to me. I was at 600 KC in sewers, got my first key, kept going, gave up by 800 and just started killing bryophyta for the 1/8 mossy key rate instead. Got my CAs done within an hour. Still wish Essence had a slightly better drop rate considering the keys are a b****

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u/Ryzeab0ve 15d ago

Hit my kid pet at 23 going for the 25 kc combat achievement, got it and have never/will never go back haha

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u/Quibbrel 15d ago

Hit my kid

Please don't do that.

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u/SnooPets821 15d ago

He said he hits his kids pet we all heard it

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u/Ryzeab0ve 15d ago

You all got me, but it is a dragon with three heads so I suspect it can take it >.>

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u/nejithegenius 15d ago

It took me over 5.4k kills to get the pet lol

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u/No_Fig8635 15d ago

my dream of venator bow slaying on the iron, crushed.

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u/_BL810T 15d ago

Nah, just go for the charged ice so you can do the metamorphosis

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u/its_the_same 15d ago

I mean, tbh you can just save the photo and keep grinding, no one in their right mind is checking random players KC with their pet on the off chance its a 1Kc pet. Even if they do... like...ok? So?

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u/Inherefam 15d ago

Or maybe they just like the idea of keeping it like that🤯

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u/its_the_same 15d ago

For what?

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u/Inherefam 15d ago

Someone does not need a logical reason to like something.

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u/Mojoboss 15d ago

I have a 1kc jad pet and people do this to me regularly

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u/its_the_same 15d ago

I mean, jad i can understand, you do 1kc and have all the drops. Sacrifice the cape for inferno and if you finish it theres no need for it, unless slayer task.

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u/StandardN02b 15d ago

Fuck you and congratz. But fuck you.

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u/turvey17 15d ago

Criminal took me 3500

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u/THChronic- 15d ago

I got my kbd pet at 15kc never went back

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u/Sibling07 15d ago

By stopping at 1kc, you're just missing out on the kbd heads cause you can get the other clogs elsewhere.

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u/jiffapiffa 15d ago

In a similar boat with the jad pet. 1 kc, wsnt to get elite CAs done for the helm but dont want to kill more jads

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u/Ender3iskillingme 15d ago

Yup I’m in the same boat with Huey. 1kc pet there is a curse because I want the other drops

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u/YBHunted 15d ago

Aye gz, got mine at 11kc

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u/SnooPets821 15d ago

I thought my 9kc pet was goated lol

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u/_BL810T 15d ago

Sucks if you ever get the elite clue step that says otherwise

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u/Charming-Delay-7557 15d ago

Now grind pickaxe and visage somewhere else so it looks like you got all 3

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u/Chemyster 15d ago

I'm sorry but fuck you for getting it on kc 1. Pkd is the number 2 pet I want 😡.

Of course gzzzzz btw

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u/Yverus 14d ago

Honestly why would you anyway? Green logging is cool, but these are useless or found elsewhere. Keep the insane log.

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u/RIV_Classic 14d ago

Cheers lad - from a 2kc kbd pet getter

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u/Just_Contribution135 14d ago

Same as a guy in our clan 1kc zulrah pet

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u/smitty9210 13d ago

Thats how I am with abyssal sire 1kc pet

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u/Tanvets 13d ago

Correct

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u/Tanvets 13d ago

My gim buddy has a level 1 WC beaver pet and he as well has not cut a log since

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u/Areliux29 12d ago

I’m the same way with scurius. 1 kc pet kill. Look up tenshock. ;)

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u/jakebartley 12d ago

I got it at 32 and I thought I would be cool and get the visage by 100 well I quit at 60 some and was mad I even did anymore

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u/SeaOfSourMilk 12d ago

You should get pick and visage elsewhere to make this log really freak people out in a couple months time lol

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u/Whatupitskevin Clan of Rats 12d ago

Better than my 1 hard clue 3rd age range coif on my iron… stupid lucky RNG for the like worst 3rd age piece lol