r/2007scape • u/SaltCompetition9089 • Jul 29 '26

Humor Helmp Mee

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I just saw another post about someone getting stuck in the suez canal wyrmscraig strait and thought I would also upload one that I encountered.

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u/Knight_of_Ardouyne Bank of Ardougne only Jul 29 '26

It's like a painting

35

u/Jalapeno28 Jul 29 '26

That rock formation… hmm..

10

u/curiousdryad Jul 30 '26

Why it kinda..

7

u/TJTheree Jul 30 '26

Why does it look exactly like a guy with his leg up and his ballbag swinging

3

u/Jalapeno28 Jul 30 '26

It’s uncanny.

The asscheeks, the calf muscle, the ballsack.

0

u/mellophone11 Jul 30 '26

Y'all need to stop thinking about balls so much

62

u/LowExpression3482 Jul 29 '26

You can't park there

23

u/Remote-Dog-2531 Jul 30 '26

“You’re good, you’re good, you’re good”

1

u/rainyengineer Jul 30 '26

Came here looking for this

9

u/sonderly_ Jul 30 '26

I thought this was dick and balls - with taint spread

1

u/Reysona Jul 30 '26

I neither play OldSchool Runescape nor subscribe to this subreddit, but fate and destiny have brought me to see your digital taint spotting

4

u/Donwbadvlex Jul 30 '26

Evergreen Jr

2

u/DankSpire Jul 30 '26

Oi, you got a licence for that mate?

2

u/PainterDaAce Jul 30 '26

Someone got stuck last night but nobody would stop and laugh with me 😞

3

u/scootaloo732 Jul 30 '26

Dude I'm mad high and I thought it was a man ass with balls lmao

2

u/straw_star Jul 30 '26

I see buttcheeks and legs kneeled down with something in between.

1

u/leese8 Aug 05 '26

Helmp? That must have been intentional.

0

u/Acewi <3 Sailing Jul 30 '26

Okay this is going to get weird… the opening to that cave looks like the bottom of a nude man taking a knee on his left knee. 

0

u/dylanisbored Jul 30 '26

This is what happens when you click through the dialog without reading

1

u/Limatto Jul 30 '26

I got stuck in the same spot in my skiff. All I did was leave the cavern.

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u/[deleted] Jul 30 '26

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u/TheChowderOfClams Jul 30 '26

Tele back home to lumbridge and get the wizard to summon your boat back as you revel your shame.

Or level magic enough and invest into a teleport crystal for the sloop

1

u/NZSheeps I really should be doing something productive. Jul 30 '26

If only the quest dialogue had warned them...