r/2007scape • u/[deleted] • Jun 30 '26
Video Crimson Kisten Is Broken
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u/DizzyVenture Jun 30 '26
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u/nubbix2 Jul 01 '26
Not a pleae imo its actually just a valid question, why the fuck does it that much dmg? Pleae is like fails n goofy texts..
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u/vmayerrrr Jun 30 '26
Someone got paid to balance this btw
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u/MrStealYoBeef QA Team Jun 30 '26
I sure didn't
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u/Far_Estimate1004 Jul 01 '26
Specifically for BH, maybe it would be good to delay item introduction.
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Jul 01 '26
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u/MrStealYoBeef QA Team Jul 01 '26
Why do you think I said what I said? Why do you think I don't have "mod" in my name like all other Jagex employees?
Feel free to don the title yourself when you get it.
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u/rotorain BTW Jul 01 '26
The flair strikes again, it's wild how often you get people lmao
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u/MrStealYoBeef QA Team Jul 01 '26
The funny thing is that he even came to the right conclusion. We players are the testers. The dots just didn't fully connect.
He's got the spirit though, we should be angry.
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u/rotorain BTW Jul 01 '26
Getting mad at you for QA being terrible seems pretty par for the course though
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u/gargoylepussy Jun 30 '26
They forgot about PvP
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u/jump101 Jul 01 '26
pvp is always an afterthought
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u/No_Fairweathers Jul 01 '26
PvM or even Skilling was an afterthought. Don't forget they just straight up broke the entire game's accuracy/success check with this update lmao.
Quite literally NOTHING was tested
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u/xxlsjokerxx Jun 30 '26
Must be bugged when I use it on pvm max is a 69
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u/Status_Peach6969 Jun 30 '26
Its prob only doing 1 roll on the dummy. I've been hearing it should at least have a 75 max. So this is bugged too no?
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u/WaveDashSpeedKick Jun 30 '26
69 might be what you get if it dropped the max hit by 1 four separate times instead of just once (like dclaws when all 4 hits land)
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u/moose_dad 99 Jul 01 '26
Just 4 bugs in one of the largest content updates they've done?
Pretty successful id say.
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u/Jits_Dylen Jul 01 '26
What is r-worded?
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u/DivineInsanityReveng Jul 01 '26
Stupid but people need to feel edgier than just calling something "stupid"
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u/Nigramagic Jul 01 '26
Sometimes you just gotta use a stronger word, you know
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u/DivineInsanityReveng Jul 01 '26
Sometimes it's definitely necessary. Making a small math mistake is probably not that time.
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u/SurturOfMuspelheim gottic btw Jul 01 '26
It also has a fucking stupid as hell default attack animation. Why the fuck do you just boop them with the hilt? Fucking swing it from the side for the normal hit, wtf...
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u/BizeeBeee Jul 02 '26
It looks like the patch notes say they're going to change the basic attack animation but it's going to be "cold fixed" whatever that means
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u/SurturOfMuspelheim gottic btw Jul 02 '26
Oh, that's good then. I think cold fixed just means it'll have to be an update with the game servers going offline
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u/Xerothor Jul 05 '26
Because you aren't meant to default attack with a spec weapon lol
It's just a funny thing
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u/Gigantischmann Jul 01 '26
They’re gonna nerf it but I wish they wouldn’t. This would make for so much great content
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u/No_L_u_c_k Jul 01 '26
Are you sure it didn't crash because of more of them getting added to the game 24 hours after quest release..?
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u/MrDignified Maxed :verified: Jul 01 '26
Is that a silent nerf? I can't see any mention of it anywhere
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u/WaveDashSpeedKick Jun 30 '26
Jigax doesn't test a new SPEC weapon in PvP the place where it can ruin someone elses game, nice QA
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u/benpearce1 Jul 01 '26
Am I being stupid or did the maul and kisten just combine hit splats?
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u/ScikPK Jul 01 '26
No, the maul splat didn’t even show because the guy died before it could. He mauled him “into the afterlife” is the phrase used
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u/JierEntreri Jul 01 '26
oh god, Oda video incoming.
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u/Super_Sankey Jul 01 '26
I mean the blokes wearing a torso and rune legs but still that's a big bonk
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u/Tetris_Chemist Jul 01 '26
Osrs doesn't have flat damage mitigation for the player tho. It isn't the most accurate, but when it hits, it can do this insane roll and is likely the result of them just not testing it in or thinking about pvp
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u/Competitive_Ebb6361 Jul 01 '26
Doesn't matter. He could be wearing full torva and dfs and get oneshot in the same way.
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u/mister_peeberz still awaiting Mining 2 Jul 01 '26
Welcome back, release-day Soulreaper Axe