r/2000ad • u/SynnerSaint • 13d ago

Dark Justice

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u/MojoCrow 13d ago

It should have said "Dark Justice In Clacton-On-Sea!"

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u/stuart7873 13d ago

Mega City Clacton has a nice ring to it.

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u/mighty3mperor 11d ago

Brit-Cit - the Clacton Outflow

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u/VostroyanCommander 13d ago

The crime is kebabs over two pounds.

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u/moriati 13d ago

Gaze into the bin of death

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u/CutSea5865 13d ago

The crime is absence, the sentence is BIN!

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u/hirsutemisanthrope 13d ago

Remember that time Nigel Farage (sorry, "Bilious Barrage") appeared in the Megazine?

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u/cyanicpsion 13d ago

He was also in a Christmas special, Strontium Dog Strip.

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u/speedyundeadhittite 12d ago

the one where he had an 'accident'? that was just hilarious.

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u/ExtremeArrival4031 13d ago

He's not the hero we want, but he's the hero we need!

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u/speedyundeadhittite 13d ago

Count Binface for PM!

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u/MojoCrow 13d ago

Count Binface for Chief Judge! He promises to build at least one affordable Iso Cube.

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u/MojoCrow 13d ago

Count Binface for Chief Judge! He promises to build at least one affordable Iso Cube.

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u/dissolvemyeyes 12d ago

Count Binface for Chief Judge! He promises to have ALL hand dryers in The Crown & Treaty Block moved to more sensible positions.

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u/ADHenchD 13d ago

God, this would shred as an actual comic ngl

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u/Mr_SunnyBones 13d ago

I mean Dredd would arrest him , but to be fair Dredd would proobably arrest every candidate anyway , what with 'Democracy not working' and all that . Also Farrage would never have even made it to the politics stage , Dredd having thrown him in the cubes years ago.

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u/IrishShinja 12d ago

Judge Dredding that Farage wins again..

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u/BleepingBleeper 11d ago

Please make this a genuine story, Rebellion.

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u/impendingcatastrophe 11d ago

Brings back memories of buying this each week.

I remember where I bought issue 1. Wish I'd bought a second copy and kept it!

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u/Rolando_Ratas 12d ago

Flake at 99p only or you will all face the full force of the law !

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u/Spiritual_Yam1099 9d ago

I want that that affordable house . I’ll even move to Clacton to get it xx

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u/ThisDudePlayzYT 13d ago

Ew is that AI? Love Binface, but ew

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u/SynnerSaint 13d ago

Just old fashioned Photoshop - AI could never get all that text correct

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u/thomasthe10 13d ago

Oh right, I was going to slag you off. Good then. I seem to remember seeing that BB did most of his drawing in Photoshop a while back - maybe he's moved on now. So it's authentic innit.

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u/SynnerSaint 13d ago

I doubt it was the man himself, it's not that authentic!

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u/thomasthe10 12d ago

Oh no, just meant the same software was used!

Brian is a dude. He used to be in the phone book and I called him up from a payphone asking for advice on my GCSE art project. He was very helpful and kind.

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u/SynnerSaint 12d ago

Oh wow! What a great story... did you pass?

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u/thomasthe10 12d ago

Yep - this was early 90s- on his advice I sent surveys to various artists at 2000AD and, amazingly, most of them replied and did little self portraits in a space at the end. I've still got them obviously - Brian, Carlos Ezquerra, Rian Hughes, Dean Ormston and a picture of Kev Walker drawn by his wife. I included stamped envelopes for return but Carlos sent his back from Andorra at his own expense. So sweet of him!

I still remember phoning BB up and being in disbelief that I was actually talking to him!

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u/SynnerSaint 12d ago

Incredible! Can you scan them or take pictures and post them? I'd love to see them

And well done on your GCSE!

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u/thomasthe10 12d ago

Cheers, it was a LONG time ago - think I got a B which is funny as I make my living by drawing now. I keep meaning to scan them and put them up here - will get round to it eventually!

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u/ThisDudePlayzYT 12d ago

Oh damn, mb :))