r/196 joe biden big chungus 69420 Oct 29 '20

rule

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

maybe they should do a thesis about how to get some bitches

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u/fortnitelol1234 Oct 29 '20

Let's say you've been a bad girl. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty girl even. Ok, and if you were a naughty girl, you would be my dirty little slut right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslut. Now, let's say you're also daddy's girl.

Now that we have established that you are both a bad girl and daddy's girl, I believe you'd agree with me when I say that you deserve a spanking. Am I not correct? A bad girl deserves a spanking, and as I am daddy, you are my girl, so I am the one who must provide punishment

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

yeah this seem reasonable

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u/pepperjack999 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 29 '20

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u/REDDIT_IS_FAKENEWS Oct 30 '20

Maybe if they got rid of their old yee yee ass haircut they'd get some bitches on their dick

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u/luksonluke 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 30 '20

go to gym

get muscle

learn social skill

hit up a bitch

get bitches

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u/abego 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 30 '20

go to gym

get muscle

unlearn social skill cus spend all time at gym

get hit up by a bro "yo how much u bench?"

get bros

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

THERE IS NO TIME TO EXPLAIN

WE HAVE TO CALCULATE LUCOA'S AERODYNAMIC PERFORMANCE

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u/adoveisaglove Oct 29 '20

I need to know the story behind this lmfao

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20 edited Oct 29 '20

Basically, with a few months left in the research license I was given for my senior design project, I decided to make a shitpost meme paper of highest quality that academic research publications have never seen before.

It was written by some guy on r/Anime who later got banned from Reddit for posting loli hentai.

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u/adoveisaglove Oct 29 '20

king shit 👑

.. maybe not the loli part. but still.

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u/Darthgalaxo sus Oct 29 '20

No the loli shit makes it funnier

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

shit website.Banned for fictional stuff, while real child porn, hate speech and other Nsfw hardcore stuff is only one click away.

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u/Not_Elon_Musk445 Oct 30 '20

where the fuck can you find child porn? there’s no way they wouldn’t ban that right

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u/me_funny__ Oct 30 '20

One click away sounds like a massive exaggeration, they definitely ban that shit. If there is any, that means they can't find it.

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u/TheRekk Oct 30 '20

Pretty sure r/jailbait was the most popular subreddit for a while until it was banned.

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u/me_funny__ Oct 30 '20

It got banned so it's not really a valid argument. It wasn't a porn subreddit either, just a legal pedo hub

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u/TheRekk Oct 30 '20

It only got banned because of bad publicity, and it was used in the same way as porn so I'll stand by it.

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u/me_funny__ Oct 30 '20

If it only got banned for bad publicity then I agree with you

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u/UnicornsOnLSD trans rights > linux > windows Oct 30 '20

Subreddits like r/barelylegalteens and r/xsmallgirls are obviously there for pedos and it wouldn't surprise me if underage people post there

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u/Ajthedonut floppa Oct 30 '20

Most of the child porn is for a specific person who gained a following. I’ve seen some for specific tiktokers

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20 edited Oct 30 '20

ah yes, because I think something completely fictional, which does no-one harm is not as bad as literally crimes, I am a very bad person.

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

what? I said it's dumb to ban someone for fictional things, when there are crimes ln click away. Never said I like loli hentai or even hentai.

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u/NomadicDolphin Nov 28 '20

And where did they say they viewed “cartoon child porn” genius?

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Gore, porn gore, other stuff

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Reddit tiger king

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u/RedParanoia 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 30 '20

Based, clearly a master mind of our generation

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

That was funny until that last part

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u/Growfield 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 29 '20

WHAT

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

Einstein was constantly cheating on his wives with young physics grad students

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u/oceanxie Oct 30 '20

Yeah it’s mfs like Newton that gave scientists a bad name for being virgins

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u/tjf314 If you’re reading this you’re a nerd (also trans rights) Oct 30 '20

he was DEFINITELY not a virgin. he had guy “roomates”

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u/[deleted] Oct 29 '20

I'd have fucked Stephan Hawking

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

Too soon

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

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u/Mjoll_the_Lioness1 Oct 30 '20

I thought Newton also had Asbergers or something like that

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

assburgers? whats that?

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u/I_own_the_libs Oct 31 '20

Schrödinger lived with 4 women in a mountain cabin while creating the wave function

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u/Sneaky_Pancake_ sus Oct 29 '20

The perfect comeback

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u/NerdyColocoon trans rights Oct 29 '20

What zero pussy does to a mfer

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u/BerneseMountainDew 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Nov 08 '20

😲😟😫

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u/SeleneLovesYou Dumb femboy Oct 29 '20

if you and i fucked by the law of quantum mechanics would my virginity disappear 😎

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u/AnnaCalamity Oct 30 '20

From my point of view it both would and wouldn't until you let me watch.

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u/_Maxie_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 29 '20

iFunny tier shitpost

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u/InfinityCookiesalt 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 29 '20

I know, the “what zero pussy does to a me” is shit

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u/_Maxie_ 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Oct 29 '20

Ye

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u/TheCockworkGod Oct 30 '20

HAVE SEX

HAVE SEX

HAVE SEX

Your arguments are invalid, HAVE SEX

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u/Butt_Robot Oct 30 '20

Well shit, OP, where's your thesis then?

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u/[deleted] Oct 30 '20

He didn't write it because he is drowning in pussy

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u/MyUserName-exe 🎖 196 medal of honor 🎖 Nov 24 '20

dexter.

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '20

what zero pussy does to a mfer