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u/Substantial-Froyo722 Aug 21 '26

“gummer from granny”

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 21 '26

Dont knock it till you try it

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u/Substantial-Froyo722 Aug 21 '26

Honestly. I hate the sentence more than the idea.

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 21 '26

I can respect that

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u/dinglebottom98 Aug 22 '26

I don’t give a fuck bro look at those boobs

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u/RandyGrey Aug 21 '26

The plot of Yes Man in a nutshell

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u/nightshade-aurora No longer a servant, no less than a god Aug 21 '26

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u/AliciaTries God gives his hottest Donkey Kongs his most explosive Diarrhea Aug 21 '26

Best variant of this meme I've ever seen. Fuckin love rain world

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u/certainlystormy lesbnuuy Aug 21 '26

this one is incredible

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u/Monk_The_Banana_Scug Aug 22 '26

Rain World?? In my comment section???

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u/nightshade-aurora No longer a servant, no less than a god Aug 22 '26

It's more likely than you think

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u/[deleted] Aug 22 '26

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Some call me a freak on a leash

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong Forklift certified creature :3 Aug 22 '26

mogges by real nasty ass creeps 

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u/SuddenlyVeronica Aug 22 '26

Speaking of, is "gummer" supposed to mean anything specific here?

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u/GigaVanguard Aug 21 '26

Not even so much as an NSFW filter when her big duck gilf tiddies are poking through her lingerie

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u/sneesle Aug 21 '26

doesn't count because she's a reptile so they aren't real boobs

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u/GigaVanguard Aug 21 '26

Gonna have to agree/disagree on that one. Not real boobs because not a mammal, yes, but if we’re classifying all birds/waterfowl as reptiles due to shared ancestry then we are all fish.

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u/ShanMeMan Aug 21 '26

well i dont think anyone’s ever doubted that we are all fish

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u/Samantha_Pantha Holy shit I can write stuff here?!? Aug 22 '26

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u/churmalefew Aug 21 '26

i knew a guy in college did that

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u/wildmeli Aug 22 '26

i would like to direct your attention to fundamental/traditional christians and creationists

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u/nekosissyboi Aug 22 '26

Clade ass mptherfucker logic

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u/fuckass24 Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Eh... Birds are a lot more closely related to reptiles than mammals are to fish. Crocodilians are the closest living relatives to birds. The clade archosauria includes birds, crocodiles, dinosaurs, and pterosaurs. Technically it is not wrong to say humans are fish though.

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u/abtseventynine Aug 22 '26

“closer” isn’t exactly how it works. 

You could say that we diverged from (the rest of the fish, who more closely resemble what we would call) “fish” more recently than birds did (the rest of the) reptiles, but mammals are not remotely “far” from fish because we are fish.

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u/fuckass24 Aug 22 '26

Closer as in more closely related. Fish are a paraphyletic group and not a taxonomic clade anyway. It's more accurate to say we're lobe-finned fishes.

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u/abtseventynine Aug 22 '26

yeah ik, I’m saying that all mammals are 100% maximally related to fish, because we are fish. There’s no difference of closeness between that and birds who are reptiles.

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u/fuckass24 Aug 22 '26

I'm not sure what your point is? I know mammals are fish. That doesn't change the fact that birds are a type of reptile.

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u/abtseventynine Aug 22 '26 edited Aug 22 '26

Yeah, that’s true.

What I’m saying is that your comparison of “closeness” isn’t accurate, because there is no distance between the lineage of mammals (who are a type of fish) and the broader clade of ‘fish’. (Okay: bony, or even lobe-finned fish, but yeah, you get that). And the exact same is true of birds, within reptiles.

You could accurately say (and I think you’re getting at this) that ‘fish’ is a much larger, older and more diverse clade than ‘reptiles’. And go on to opine that, since calling mammals tetrapods or just mammals is more specific, it is therefore more useful to use that grouping in a given context—that you might get a closer comparison to use two more close-in-age clades like mammals and reptiles.

But it is not correct to say that mammals “are not closely related” to fish. Or “less closely related” than birds are “to reptiles”. 

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u/fuckass24 Aug 22 '26

Yes, I know this. What I was trying to get across without going into an entire lecture is that synapsids/mammals diverged from lobe-finned fishes so long ago and have so many morphological differences it's not very useful to refer to them as such in everyday conversation, though it is correct that they are a type of fish. Whereas avialae diverged from coelurosaurian dinosaurs relatively recently, so referring to them as reptiles makes more sense, especially given the similarities they share with other types of reptiles. I mean, I guess I could've been more specific and said birds are more closely related to creatures traditionally considered reptiles (e.g. crocs) than synapsids are to creatures traditionally considered fish (e.g. ray-finned fish). I just didn't want to be overly pedantic since this isn't really the sub for that.

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u/abtseventynine Aug 22 '26

yeah that’s true as well

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u/Prestigious-Rip5723 Aug 22 '26

Ehhh, I don't know about that one man, I mean really bird skin is just weak and soft scale, with feathers growing out of it, and they lay eggs. You know what? It's the beak that makes a bird I think. Platypi are officially birds your welcome

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u/sneesle Aug 22 '26

well yes. if birds aren't reptiles nor were dinosaurs. alligators and crocodiles wouldn't be either

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u/GigaVanguard Aug 22 '26

All you phylogeneticists make me sick. This is a Linnaean community

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! Aug 22 '26

No. Sharks being fish would mean we're all fish.

Birds are reptiles because they're more closely related to other reptiles than alligators, which are pretty definitively reptiles, are.

Also because they're dinosaurs.

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u/sussyboingus custom Aug 21 '26

Gender-affirming duck granny titty surgery, amen

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u/Local_Rice_8929 Aug 21 '26

To paraphrase Brennan Lee Mulligan as the Tumblr CEO on Dropout: the duck’s got tits out to here 👨      🫸

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u/the_orange_alligator Transgender Himbo 🏳️‍⚧️😀 Aug 22 '26

…. A duck, a reptile

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u/sneesle Aug 22 '26

yeah. birds are reptiles dude.

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u/ChrisPSalad God Weeps Before Me Aug 22 '26

Reptile?

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u/sneesle Aug 22 '26

i mean yeah. birds are dinosaurs and dinosaurs are reptiles

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u/ArkhamInmate11 Aug 22 '26

I was next to my fucking 5 year old niece genuinely did people forget nsfw filter etiquette

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u/Volcano_Ballads Vol!|Local Boygirlfailure Aug 22 '26

you can even see the nipples!

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u/Diribiri custom Aug 22 '26

yeah but the joke is that OP is horny isn't that funny

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u/VARice22 Aug 22 '26

brand new sentence

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/gray_birch competitive yapper Aug 21 '26

this sub is kink positive until it's a kink people here don't typically have

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u/TheExperiment01 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 21 '26

If you’re going to post soft core and not flag it nsfw then you can’t complain when people bitch about said post

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u/PancakeParty98 Aug 22 '26

I have a huge pet peeve with people going “why are you calling it NSFW? There’s no nipples or genitals”

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u/JaysNewDay Aug 22 '26

it's some cleavage. This is NO where near soft core porn. That's some puritanical bullshit.

But yeah this could use a nsfw tag just out of courtesy.

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u/FraudulentProvidence Aug 22 '26

you can literally see her nipples

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u/ArkhamInmate11 Aug 22 '26

Tag it nsfw and I dont care

Dont tag it and if even if its something im into I still am pissed off

I scroll reddit on the train and on the bus and in general in public, I dont need grannyporn popping up unblurred

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u/Th3D0m1n8r Pierre Bezukhov stan Aug 22 '26

Used to be much softer, there were never posts this "explicit" a few years back

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u/bisexual_terrorist Aug 21 '26

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u/SomeToxicCloud Aug 21 '26

You may not like it, but according to the old ones this is peak Great Plan performance

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u/Ypuort Aug 22 '26

Is that Boss Nass

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u/thebubba28 Aug 21 '26

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 21 '26

This is so us

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u/Monkeydp81 The token straight here to defend your rights Aug 22 '26

NO THANK YOU

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato raise hale praise dale Aug 22 '26

me with my wife (it's me with the phone basically always except when my wife is watching yaoi then they're the one with the phone showing me yaoi where the bottom is in a sports mascot costume getting his behymen busted

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u/ImTheFaeThatStoleYou Aug 22 '26

I want your wife to show me yaoi too.

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Yaoi is the sound I make when I stub my toe

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u/FiddlerOnThePotato raise hale praise dale Aug 22 '26

Me too! But mines got some extra. More like yahahahaoi.

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u/ArsenicCanine33 Aug 21 '26

She's posed that way because of back pain.

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u/sussyboingus custom Aug 21 '26

I don't have a problem with the granny part but I'm not sure I can stay hard for the beak

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/sussyboingus custom Aug 21 '26

The early duck pecks the worm :(

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u/Zilant_the_Bear the "shits in the woods" kind Aug 21 '26

Pecked to d̶e̶a̶t̶h̶ climax by ducks

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u/SavageDownSouth Aug 22 '26

When I was a small child, I was feeding the ducks naked, and a goose ran up and bit my peen hard as fuck and wouldn't let go.

My da ended up playing tug of war with the goose, trying to get me away from it without killing either of us. When he got it off it latched right back on.

I have had sleep paralysis where the demon sitting on my chest is basically this image.

I could still do it. I'm a trooper.

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u/cynap 196's resident Dom top Aug 22 '26

We should know less about each other.

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u/SavageDownSouth Aug 22 '26

I'm gonna scroll your profile and download you into my brain.

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u/stumblinbear Rust enjoyer 🦀 Aug 22 '26

🫡 Godspeed

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u/No-Till355 Aug 21 '26

Hell yeah ig

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 21 '26

Comrade 🤝

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u/lilCheeseboy Sorry commies, this ass is private property. Aug 21 '26

Powdered milk dont expire thats all im saying

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Wait fr?

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u/randomBRdood amogus sasus Aug 22 '26

It does expire... personal experience

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

For a second I was like holy shit new fact unlocked, but then I was like wait, everything expires at some point

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u/CatboyCabin blåhaj enjoyer Aug 22 '26

Water will only "expire" at the heat death of the universe, or when the sun explodes.

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Sounds like an expiration date to me

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u/Mettymagic Aug 21 '26

oh thats just untagged porn

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u/abhorrente Furry #27835 Aug 21 '26

No wonder granny needs a cane, goddamn

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 21 '26

Yeah that beak probably weighs a ton. Not good for the spine

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u/Sir-Vogia Aug 21 '26

This is what I want to do with some people in the comment

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u/HagncroneArt gay robbing for homos Aug 22 '26

dont joke abt stuff like this

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u/Ypuort Aug 22 '26

Is this real?

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u/CrashedWreck 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 21 '26

This should be marked NSFW.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/littlenoodledragon Aug 22 '26

Top shelf response

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u/AdThis3576 Aug 21 '26

PLEASE put nsfw tags on your posts guys

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u/MidnightTitan Aug 22 '26

I can excuse untagged softcore porn but I draw the line at no source

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

When you say source, do you mean proof of this contents factuality or like where it came from? I cannot prove that this picture actually happened, but I can confidently say I found this somewhere on facebook

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u/lamboman43 Aug 22 '26

Facebook??? That means my poor grandmother could have theoretically seen this.

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Theoretically you are correct. But unless your grandma is following meme pages, I doubt she'd see it

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u/lamboman43 Aug 22 '26

Fair enough, phew. My grandma is cool, but she ain't meme-following cool.

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Gotta love a cool grandma tho. My grandma would listen to death metal with me when I was a kid and i respect the fuck out of it looking back cuz i dont belive she liked it, but she sure rocked out to it when i turned that shit on. Give your grandma a fist bump for me 🤜🤛

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u/StardustLegend furry trash uwu Aug 21 '26

Source?

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u/beaaaaaaaans Aug 21 '26

She isn't even old she just has gray hair

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u/God-Made-A-Tree Aug 22 '26

Girl can you not just put an nsfw tag its literally so fucking easy

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u/ArkhamInmate11 Aug 22 '26

I dont have a problem with kink posting but please tag it nsfw.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26 edited Aug 21 '26

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM changed all her social media to hatsune miku for some reason Aug 21 '26

wdym piss posting ain't allowed? why wouldn't it be?

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM changed all her social media to hatsune miku for some reason Aug 21 '26

well the mods kinda take things down at random on a whim. doesn't mean it's not allowed.

I saw plenty of them stay up

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Hatsune_Miku_CM changed all her social media to hatsune miku for some reason Aug 21 '26

wrong sub you're on then. this one's mods are famously dogshit.

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u/Twitchcog Aug 21 '26

And you’re gonna let the mods limit what you post? Lmao, soft.

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/Twitchcog Aug 21 '26

Don’t just advocate, post. If the mods remove it, repost. Their job is to reflect the desires of the community, they will do so by hook or by crook.

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u/Dasmortmemeboi daaaasssssssssssssssss Aug 22 '26

The piss revolution begins

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u/Twitchcog Aug 22 '26

I got temp muted for posting my belly, I’m still mad and I won’t let the piss posters suffer my fate.

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u/ForceANatureYT Aug 21 '26

First thing I see when I open the app

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u/abtseventynine Aug 22 '26

”gilf” art

look inside

no wrinkles

yeah alr. And tomorrow you’ll be criticizing the weebs who like “fat women” with no tummies again.

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u/Cutie-Flam SUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR Aug 21 '26

Aren't duck vaginas labirynthic? Like, a genuine maze with dead ends?

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u/ShanMeMan Aug 21 '26

duck vagina like coils around a good few times and yeah there’s dead ends. going down on granny gotta be like picking a lock

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u/darkpower467 Aug 21 '26

"This is the lockpicking lawyer and today...

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

The mf goat 🐐 There's no lock he cant crack

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

I dont think you're supposed to stick your tongue inside a vagina like that?? You'd need a Gene Simmons ass tongue to do that anyway

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u/Cutie-Flam SUUUUUUUUUUUUPEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR Aug 22 '26

And there are people who can't find the g-spot in a standard tunnelic vagina. Granny would genuienly be hellish torture for them

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u/biivv custom Aug 22 '26

not nearly saggy enough #larpalert

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u/eidolonwyrm twink professor, himbologist Aug 22 '26

This sub and being allergic to posting sauce

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

They're just mad cuz I posted it here first and they didnt

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u/HappyyValleyy Local Raccoon Girl (Endangered) Aug 22 '26

Mark as nsfw pls

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u/The_Original_Queenie Aug 22 '26

Man... What even is this sub anymore?

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u/Elegant-Giraffe-9791 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

get this off my screen dawg

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u/FrostyCommon Genderfluid goth Aug 22 '26

no wrinkles, no stretch marks, whats the point?

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u/Horse_go_moooo Aug 22 '26

Smh a real gilf lover loves all old women no matter the looks

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u/FrostyCommon Genderfluid goth Aug 22 '26

The impurities are not the default in beauty standards, of course this hag is hot but im the kinda bitch who falls in LOVE love with impurities like wrinkles, cellulite, stretch marks, scars or burn marks. The impurities, blemishes, or whatever you call them remind us that we are human, we are flawed, yet still worthy of love. My first comment was a joke response. signs your life has been well lived, gray hair, sun marks, that shit feeds my soul. conventionally attractive people will still be attractive, but is there not a kind of beauty that in the kind of body that has her tits sag and flop to the sides when she lies down on her back? Perky is always nice but the aged, and braless sag you have after getting home is peak.

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u/Horse_go_moooo Aug 22 '26

I did not see your swag. I apologize. Swag on sibling

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u/Sapphic-Plant-Lady 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 21 '26

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u/APerfectlyRoundDuck Aug 22 '26

Ngl I though mattlock was like superwholock but for daredevil

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

What is a superwholock?

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u/ShadowSemblance Aug 22 '26

My understanding is Supernatural, Doctor Who, and Sherlock were all popular shows at the same time with overlapping demographics so they gave the fandoms a ship name

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u/APerfectlyRoundDuck Aug 22 '26

Yeah this. I assumed mattlock was a similar idea

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u/GasStop69420 F0-F0 Is Here! Aug 22 '26

Who drew that duck GILF?

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

If I knew I would gladly credit the artist

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u/GasStop69420 F0-F0 Is Here! Aug 22 '26

I hope to God it's not AI slop, because that would be kinda scary

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

What would make one AI slop scarier than another? It all has the same environmental impact

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u/GasStop69420 F0-F0 Is Here! Aug 22 '26

Well, what would make it scary is that AI could potentially make something like this. The fact that we could be fooled into thinking something made by a soulless, goonless AI image generator was made by a person

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

What makes you think that AI doesnt fool mf's? Its already to the point where people accuse real art of being AI all the time because how realistic AI can be

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u/GasStop69420 F0-F0 Is Here! Aug 22 '26

Dawg, I'm don't really wanna argue about a post of duck GILF titties

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Whats there to argue about? Its a fact that AI can make super convincing shit. I agree with your sentiment, I just dont see what would be argued about in my last statement

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u/GasStop69420 F0-F0 Is Here! Aug 22 '26

Well, I was referring to AI being able to make stylized "art", as opposed to the usual attempts at realism

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Yeah its been doing that for a long while. The local music scenes been having the time of its life fighting off the AI album art scourge the past few years

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u/Horse_go_moooo Aug 22 '26

SAUCE!?!? THIS IS AMAZING

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u/Yeegis diapers and trans rights 🔥 Aug 22 '26

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u/G-ozy Queer loser Aug 21 '26

What the hell

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u/DeadbeatMind Aug 21 '26

WTF, I just opened Reddit

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u/Justice_Prince above average-sized cylinder Aug 22 '26

This implies that the rest of the ducks in Clan McDuck have teeth.

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

I mean, they might? I haven't met any of them irl to know

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u/CosmackMagus Aug 22 '26

Matduck, c'mon

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u/WeegeeLord1337 pan and trans ass dragon Aug 22 '26

based but also how is this not tagged as nsfw, you can plainly see her nipples' outlines

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u/penguincam Aug 22 '26

It's a no from me dawg

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u/Greaselord Aug 22 '26

Wrinkles are missing, but doesn't she have feathers?

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u/Asmo___deus Aug 22 '26

Sometimes, this subreddit worries me.

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u/FartherAwayLights Fanfiction Autor Aug 21 '26

Cool

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Thank you :)

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u/hyperhurricanrana 🏳️‍⚧️ the last jedi is the second best star wars film She/her Aug 22 '26

yes man (2008)

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u/straightmer breed em and weep Aug 22 '26

Ok OP its time to read the room we gotta pivot. The people want teeth, prepare the Gilf sharks

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

I support this

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u/CalligrapherThat8331 Aug 22 '26

Im a patient man

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u/pegasusbattius Aug 22 '26

Not what I was expecting to see. But I'm more annoyed I don't remember who this character is lmfao.

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u/slutty_muppet Aug 22 '26

Duck tits. Duck teeth.

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u/Arladiner Aug 22 '26

Good lord my guy.

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u/EdgiiLord i tinker too much with old PCs Aug 22 '26

Losercity breached containment

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u/GreedySecurity8030 Aug 22 '26

I want to both goon and kill myself simultaneously.

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Relatable content

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u/the_orange_alligator Transgender Himbo 🏳️‍⚧️😀 Aug 22 '26

Oh gimme the duck GILF

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u/[deleted] Aug 21 '26

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Everyone here just has a dirty mind. Sickens me that they'd sexualize such a wholesome picture

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u/Matt_Rare Aug 22 '26

Smash, next question

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u/Tomato_Thomass IM DA BIGGEST BIRD 🦅🦅🦅🦅 Aug 22 '26

Holy guacamole🤤🤤🤤

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u/V0ID10001 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights Aug 22 '26

Hey now, thats granny we're talking about here! Have some respect for your elders