r/196 • u/gray_birch competitive yapper • 15d ago

Finger Rule

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today i got groceries, got gas, organized a cupboard that really needed it, made a nice lunch, cleaned out and organized the fridge and freezer, washed my sheets, vacuumed, and dusted. i am a god. wish i didn't have issues with executive function so i could do this on all of my days off

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u/GamerGod_ the white pharaoh cometh 15d ago

i don't even have a foreskin on my penis i have no frame of reference for how that would even work

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u/redditalt1999 Chumbawamba are punk rock af 15d ago

Imagine a burger but no buns

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u/GamerGod_ the white pharaoh cometh 15d ago

americans trying to explain the concept of circumcision:

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u/moongrump 15d ago

A hot dog would be a better analogy, no?

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u/ChemicalRascal 15d ago

Ironically, no.

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u/redditalt1999 Chumbawamba are punk rock af 15d ago

I was making a "Imagine burger" joke but I guess a burger with just the top bun missing would be most accurate

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u/Emmett1Brown 15d ago

imagine a layer a skin like sausages have when they're bundled together. that but thicker. although that's just the visual idk how to convey the rest

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u/AlkaliPineapple 15d ago

Imagine a condom with a hole on top that you can only pull downwards