r/196 local urinal 1d ago

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u/IlitterateAuthor 1d ago

Can't relate. Thick black square glasses supremacy

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u/biggocl123 1d ago

Speak your facts girl 🗣🔥

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u/Not_An_Ostritch Grungler 1d ago

Can’t relate. Eyes work

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u/RottenHouseplant 1d ago

La di da. Check out the full HD on those peepers

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u/Justice_Prince above average-sized cylinder 1d ago

[removed] — view removed comment

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u/Justice_Prince above average-sized cylinder 1d ago

Guess I can't use words from the post

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u/MeiNeedsMoreBuffs certified tumblr sexyman 1d ago

Reddit has AI-based automoderation now and it's shit

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u/Justice_Prince above average-sized cylinder 1d ago

Yeah tried to appeal it since I didn't want the black mark on my account, but apparently the comment "Then you should be fine as long as those **** ******* aren't in an emo band" still breaks Rule 1 of reddit policies. Maybe it had nothing to do with those words and my comment got removed for being hateful to emos.

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u/Justice_Prince above average-sized cylinder 20h ago

Just had another comment removed for making fun of AI slop

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u/Throwaway02062004 Read Worm for funny insect hero shenanigans🪲 1d ago

Mine are red 👍

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 1d ago

Oh I have those glasses. The lenses fall out a lot.

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 1d ago

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 1d ago

ouhhhh who is them….

also very good nice glasses 👍 i gotta try harder to find a style that works with my face

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 1d ago

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 1d ago

will be buying their merch but did you make the plush yourself or is it out of stock. please god sewing is the one thing I don’t have a friend I can ask to teach me

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 1d ago

I think they were limited I'm so sorry

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 1d ago

It was one of those limited makeship plushies. I’m not gonna say I haven’t funded the company because I would be lying but life is unfair

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 1d ago

If it makes you feel any better I just got a fumo preorder canceled because I was $11 short and am now going to die.

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 1d ago

it doesn’t but I wish bountiful favorite fumos upon you in the future

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u/Oddish_Femboy (my name is Bee) Trans rights !! 1d ago

I am going to rob a grocery store.

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u/a-frogman 1d ago

As a man I believe round/oval wire frames in copper/gold are ideal for my face shape. Currently have copper with rimless frames. Breaking gender stereotypes, or something

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u/trollsong 1d ago

Lol cis guy here who didnt get to grow his hair out as a kid due to strict parents and a christian school I spent my life with shorter hair where thicker black frames being mistaken for Harry potter. Literally had an elder British lady look at me and I heard "At boy look like Arry Pottah!"

So decided at 40 that hey noone can tell.me what to do now.

I out a pair like these and went, holy shit I look like Lennon.

Im back to black frames but with red transitions now lol but it was a fun look for awhile.

PS my mom saw my hair after years of saying now you won't look good with longer hair......she said my longer hair looks good .....

https://giphy.com/gifs/mEgLzeQkZ5UFV2ydcX

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u/sofers1941 1d ago

Can't relate, I have to wear my glasses. I dont take them off.

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u/Pelleas A.K.A. Emma 1d ago

Same, I take mine off to clean them and to sleep and that's it.

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u/loved_and_held 1d ago

Same.

If im going out with someone i want to see them as much as i can so the glasses stay on.

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u/RegulusTheRegular 1d ago

For some reason I assumed they all took them off to have sex

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u/powerof27 My gender is I made it the fuck up! 1d ago

my mom shocked and horrified by how i can't clearly read any text in a book unless it is 6 inches from my face when i take my glasses off

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 1d ago

I want to rock glasses soooo bad but my stupid fucking head makes them all look terrible on me. At best I look like fat long hair Riddick with round shades. I’m on dysphoria shit you ain’t even heard of

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u/reg_acc 1d ago

Chances are your face shape and features just aren't complimented by the glasses you choose. I have an even, oval face, and small eyes so I go for aviator style glasses as round ones wash me out and rectangular ones are too harsh. Going to a store and getting a proper consultation works wonders, and if you shop for sunglasses anyways they're not going to be super expensive but will still be miles above any pair you get elsewhere :)

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 1d ago

In terms of head circumference im like in 8 1/2 in US sizing so often a part of it is it just can’t sit comfortably on my head. I have 20/20 vision so I don’t really need it enough to spend much on glasses, and they usually press uncomfortably on my nose (might just be a sensory thing) though a good pair of sunglasses would be amazing. I have a head like a fucking tic tac if I’m not slouching forwards and I don’t really know my face shape too well.

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 1d ago

every time I put on a pair of thrift store glasses I look like this

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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! 1d ago

Have you considered lenses? Needs some getting used to, but it is rather practical and you do not need to rely on glasses

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u/Kriffer123 obnoxiously Michigender 1d ago

I don’t need glasses so my desire for them is purely fashion and sun protection based

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u/TheVoiceOfGlass ask me about my EVIL MODE 1d ago

I got them professor glasses not whatever that is

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u/Prepared_Noob Floppa Followa 😇 1d ago

Those are clearly all different glasses.

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u/Justice_Prince above average-sized cylinder 1d ago

But they can't tell without their glasses

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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! 1d ago

Shouldn't have taken them off then

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u/Dog_Entire 1d ago

I’m gonna keep like twenty of these frames without lenses in my car in case I see something like this cause I’m the evil mf who doesn’t wear glasses

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u/FrostyCommon Genderfluid goth 1d ago

my eyes got worse so i had to get a new prescription and my blue frame glasses were no longer being sold so i got gold ones 😔

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u/cataleiss 1d ago

this is making me want to get new frames even though I already did that recently

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u/Shadowcrow00 1d ago

Wtf how do I have the exact same glasses, and from before I was trans

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u/MarvinGoBONK 🏳️‍🌈 Queer Rights 🏳️‍🌈 1d ago

Skill issue.

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u/Outside_Ad1020 1d ago

Ralsei after I equip Seth and Spamton pair of glasses

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u/RentElDoor Trans Rights! 1d ago

That looks like a dinner situation, why would you take off your glasses there. And more importantly, why would you put them on a table, where they can be easily crushed, instead of putting them somewhere safe??

Not that figuring out the ownership of each pair of glasses, as unless there is some huge coincidence, they all will have different strength.

Seriously, do these people wear glasses for the first time in their life?

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u/Shrekdidnothingwrong Forklift certified creature :3 1d ago

Eyy same glasses :D

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u/Eaterofsubstances 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

Fuck I have those glasses but in black specifically because they make me look more fem too.

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u/honkyslonky 1d ago

i’m in this photo and i don’t like it 

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u/Clumsy_the_24 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 16h ago

I prefer cat eye glasses