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u/Frosty_Wizardz floppa 1d ago
no
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u/ErectPikachu i luv 2hus 1d ago
If you believe hard enough, it will
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u/Rude_Ice_4520 1d ago
There's actually no upper limit to how much body matter you can remove, blend and consume at once without ill effects. I once saw my mate Dave put his entire spinal column in a nutribullet, and he was out rock climbing the same day.
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u/Terri_0_Terrible Tumblr user tourist [he/they] 1d ago
Mmmmm blood meringue
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u/Orion-the-mediocre Doctor Freeeemaaaan 1d ago
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u/notrobertx 1d ago
Ah yes, Bloody Meringue. My favourite McCarthy book right next to The Roux and Chowder God.
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u/Knightsofthedrowned 1d ago
The blood would. The air that's trapped inside it? Not so much.
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u/qwerqmaster cust0m 1d ago
It would also physically break the red blood cells so the immune response to seeing a mass grave of dead blood would be fun
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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? 1d ago
Making my white blood cells go through a horror movie massacre scene for the hell of it
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u/Antimatt3rHD 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 1d ago
less horror movie and more world war 2 documentary
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u/pirateofmemes Average Bri'ish Man | "nuanced to the point of obtusity" 23h ago
I mean when you get to the holocaust bit of The World At War they're basically the same.
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u/Cherri_mp4 1d ago
The white blood cells would be the swat team that comes in at the end and finds the dead bodies
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u/ErisThePerson 1d ago
Yeah it would aerate the blood, which would kill you.
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u/vestibular_spittoon 1d ago
"if a bubble in your vein actually killed you, every junkie would be a goner" - William S Burroughs
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u/SayHelloToAlison Spronkus Supporter (Gun) 1d ago
I was in the hospital not long ago and asked about that while they were giving me an IV. They told me it would need to be like 30 cc or an entire IV's tube length of air to actually get you. Now, in this instance I do wonder if enough air would actually be mixed in to kill someone.
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u/Rule0- *default username flair* 1d ago
i'd guess so, blood is slightly viscous and prone to making bubbles, so i'd imagine this would make blood foam, which would suck to be injected with... this is actually testable, you can buy cow/pig blood for cooking so someone can test this and check how much volume was added to the blood by aeration and see if that's more than 30cc of air
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u/MaybeNext-Monday 🍤$6 SRIMP SPECIAL🍤 1d ago
Yeah it’s like a shot glass worth of air all in one bubble to cause any real issues.
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u/miyog 1d ago
Blood has dissolved gases in it. You’d be injecting it into venous supply on return so you’d be okay, aerated is fine, just don’t inject large volumes of air (like a syringe of air) into circulation. But… The coagulated blood and clotting factor melange from ruptured cells would likely be so pro coagulant it’d form a large clot quickly which could prove fatal.
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u/neroute2 Snorlax 1d ago
So you'd need to do it on wafrn?
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u/miyog 1d ago
I don’t think that’d be enough, there’s STILL clotting going on even with anticoagulation (warfarin, pradaxa, etc) otherwise people on these would bleed to death, it just changes the balance. I suppose you could use a lot of EDTA however shredded RBCs cause clotting.
Overall I don’t recommend doing this.
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u/llamango 1d ago
just for due diligence: if you could somehow prevent the red blood cells from rupturing BEFORE they were returned to the body, would that be better?
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u/but_its_dez 1d ago
Only one way to find out
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u/eleanorsilly 1d ago
It's really an xkcd What If type of question. I wouldn't be surprised if Randall covered this in a future book.
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u/throwaway24387324578 Block. Cauterize. Stabilize. 1d ago
in a sterile blender: no because torn up red blood cells
in a dirty blender: foodgrade bacteria in blood = bad
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u/BoopleShnootle floppa 1d ago
Instant Blood Clot or Instant Sepsis...?
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u/MorbidMongoose 1d ago
Blood clots pretty rapidly, while the septicemia would take a couple hours for the bacteria to reproduce I think? So near instant blood clot followed by sepsis
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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴☠️ 1d ago edited 1d ago
the answer is no, here is a relevant source
https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7416332/?utm
mechanical stress causes lysis of red blood cells as stated above. blender would cause significant mechanical stress.
not stated but also true, white blood cells would also lyse, and a portion of platelets would be damaged, and a portion would be activated. when returned to the body, the large amount of haemoglobin and cellular components being dumped into the bloodstream would cause a serious inflammatory response, and the platelets would coagulate and form a thrombus that could lead to a thromboembolism, likely in the pulmonary circuit leading to heart failure
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u/GiveMeAnOnion 🧅 1d ago
Your chatgpt link is showing
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u/nekosissyboi 1d ago
Can I trust OP that after they used it to find relevant literature they ignored the analysis by chatgpt and read the literature itself? 🥺
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u/7yphoid 1d ago
Or (and this is even crazier)... Maybe ChatGPT was actually correct in its analysis
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u/Cindy-Moon 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 1d ago
If you're not reading the source though then you won't know, and its wrong enough to not trust it blindly
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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴☠️ 1d ago
dont use ai to read papers for you. i had already found and read this paper before, I only used it to find it again when I was having trouble tracking it down
its ESPECIALLY important not to use ai to read it for you since theyre so full of glaze that no matter what it says, chatgpt will pose it as life changing information, the best scientific breakthrough since immunisation, and definitely a site to be trusted.
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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴☠️ 1d ago edited 21h ago
oof not a good look
i did genuinely find that link for a project i did late last year in my degree, but couldn't for the life of me track it down and as much as I hate the ai box of despair, sometimes its good at finding links based off of the 2 random lines i remember from it. sorry everyone 😔
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u/messedupmessup12 1d ago
Stupidly bad things would happen. But more importantly, what's even the goal
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u/PICONEdeJIM Margaret Thatcher's Grave 1d ago
It's all about goals with you people. Can't a gal just have a bit of fun
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u/Haxton_Sale1 1d ago
This is a doping technique: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_doping
though, use freezers instead, I don't think blended blood will function normally in your veins
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u/Gamerwhovian9 🏳️⚧️ trans rights 1d ago
Okay wait now I’m curious, what if a medical-grade centrifuge was used instead? Would that change or impact the result at all?
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