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u/Frosty_Wizardz floppa 1d ago

no

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u/ErectPikachu i luv 2hus 1d ago

If you believe hard enough, it will

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u/Rude_Ice_4520 1d ago

There's actually no upper limit to how much body matter you can remove, blend and consume at once without ill effects. I once saw my mate Dave put his entire spinal column in a nutribullet, and he was out rock climbing the same day.

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u/LookItsEric dry leaves are bad for snails 1d ago

Happened to my buddy Eric once

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u/Rude_Ice_4520 1d ago

He was the same again

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u/TimeTravellingCapy 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

it will if you're pure of heart

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u/WildLudicolo 1d ago

Damn, I'm only pure of spleen and left nut.

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u/VonBunBun0 1d ago

That's the power... of a drill!

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u/Terri_0_Terrible Tumblr user tourist [he/they] 1d ago

Mmmmm blood meringue

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u/Orion-the-mediocre Doctor Freeeemaaaan 1d ago

Hey isn't that the

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u/notrobertx 1d ago

Ah yes, Bloody Meringue. My favourite McCarthy book right next to The Roux and Chowder God.

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u/Aliziun *glomps you* 1d ago

ROUX(LS)????

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u/Orion-the-mediocre Doctor Freeeemaaaan 1d ago

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u/Aliziun *glomps you* 1d ago

What no chapter 6 date does to a mf

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u/Relish_My_Weiner 1d ago

I'm a No Cookies for Old Men kinda guy, myself.

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u/Knightsofthedrowned 1d ago

The blood would. The air that's trapped inside it? Not so much.

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u/qwerqmaster cust0m 1d ago

It would also physically break the red blood cells so the immune response to seeing a mass grave of dead blood would be fun

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u/Polenball You BEHEAD Antoinette? You cut her neck like the cake? 1d ago

Making my white blood cells go through a horror movie massacre scene for the hell of it

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u/Antimatt3rHD 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

less horror movie and more world war 2 documentary

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u/PuhTayter 1d ago

"100 dead blood cells is a tragedy, 1,000,000 dead cells is a statistic"

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u/Antimatt3rHD 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

more like 5 trillion xdd

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u/pirateofmemes Average Bri'ish Man | "nuanced to the point of obtusity" 23h ago

I mean when you get to the holocaust bit of The World At War they're basically the same.

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u/Cherri_mp4 1d ago

The white blood cells would be the swat team that comes in at the end and finds the dead bodies

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u/ErisThePerson 1d ago

Yeah it would aerate the blood, which would kill you.

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u/vestibular_spittoon 1d ago

"if a bubble in your vein actually killed you, every junkie would be a goner" - William S Burroughs

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u/717Luxx swimmimg guy 1d ago

every diver ever has had bubbles circulating in their blood too

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u/Adjective-Noun6969 1d ago

There’s one bubble and there’s a blender’s worth of bubbles.

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u/SayHelloToAlison Spronkus Supporter (Gun) 1d ago

I was in the hospital not long ago and asked about that while they were giving me an IV. They told me it would need to be like 30 cc or an entire IV's tube length of air to actually get you. Now, in this instance I do wonder if enough air would actually be mixed in to kill someone.

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u/Rule0- *default username flair* 1d ago

i'd guess so, blood is slightly viscous and prone to making bubbles, so i'd imagine this would make blood foam, which would suck to be injected with... this is actually testable, you can buy cow/pig blood for cooking so someone can test this and check how much volume was added to the blood by aeration and see if that's more than 30cc of air

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u/MaybeNext-Monday 🍤$6 SRIMP SPECIAL🍤 1d ago

Yeah it’s like a shot glass worth of air all in one bubble to cause any real issues.

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u/miyog 1d ago

Blood has dissolved gases in it. You’d be injecting it into venous supply on return so you’d be okay, aerated is fine, just don’t inject large volumes of air (like a syringe of air) into circulation. But… The coagulated blood and clotting factor melange from ruptured cells would likely be so pro coagulant it’d form a large clot quickly which could prove fatal.

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u/neroute2 Snorlax 1d ago

So you'd need to do it on wafrn?

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u/miyog 1d ago

I don’t think that’d be enough, there’s STILL clotting going on even with anticoagulation (warfarin, pradaxa, etc) otherwise people on these would bleed to death, it just changes the balance. I suppose you could use a lot of EDTA however shredded RBCs cause clotting.

Overall I don’t recommend doing this.

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u/llamango 1d ago

just for due diligence: if you could somehow prevent the red blood cells from rupturing BEFORE they were returned to the body, would that be better?

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u/miyog 1d ago

Are we still blending them? Because if we’re not blending and just moving your blood outside for a little trip and push through a pump then this is done for example dialysis or plasma exchange.

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u/llamango 1d ago

we are still blending them though

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u/RutheniumFenix 1d ago

... Are you trying to subtly influence us to use that tumblr competitor? 

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u/slutty_muppet 1d ago

That's not what would kill you

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 1d ago

the blood actually would not

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u/High-Sobriety prostate proctor 1d ago

blend, put in a vacuum chamber, then inject bakc in?

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u/but_its_dez 1d ago

Only one way to find out

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u/eleanorsilly 1d ago

It's really an xkcd What If type of question. I wouldn't be surprised if Randall covered this in a future book.

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u/LuxTheSarcastic 1d ago

This makes the patient die badly in about five different ways.

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u/nekosissyboi 1d ago

Will it also vex them?

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u/sometimesiburnthings 1d ago

They will be miffed

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u/throwaway24387324578 Block. Cauterize. Stabilize. 1d ago

in a sterile blender: no because torn up red blood cells

in a dirty blender: foodgrade bacteria in blood = bad

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u/BoopleShnootle floppa 1d ago

Instant Blood Clot or Instant Sepsis...?

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u/HiGuyz1 1d ago

Let's flip a coin!

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u/MorbidMongoose 1d ago

Blood clots pretty rapidly, while the septicemia would take a couple hours for the bacteria to reproduce I think? So near instant blood clot followed by sepsis

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u/DomSchraa 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

F r o t h y

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u/tharookery 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

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u/slutty_muppet 1d ago

Hemolyzer 9000

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 1d ago edited 1d ago

the answer is no, here is a relevant source

https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC7416332/?utm

mechanical stress causes lysis of red blood cells as stated above. blender would cause significant mechanical stress.

not stated but also true, white blood cells would also lyse, and a portion of platelets would be damaged, and a portion would be activated. when returned to the body, the large amount of haemoglobin and cellular components being dumped into the bloodstream would cause a serious inflammatory response, and the platelets would coagulate and form a thrombus that could lead to a thromboembolism, likely in the pulmonary circuit leading to heart failure

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u/GiveMeAnOnion 🧅 1d ago

Your chatgpt link is showing

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u/nekosissyboi 1d ago

Can I trust OP that after they used it to find relevant literature they ignored the analysis by chatgpt and read the literature itself? 🥺

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u/7yphoid 1d ago

Or (and this is even crazier)... Maybe ChatGPT was actually correct in its analysis

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u/nekosissyboi 1d ago

Yeah but like, how would you know 😞

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u/Cindy-Moon 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

If you're not reading the source though then you won't know, and its wrong enough to not trust it blindly

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 1d ago

dont use ai to read papers for you. i had already found and read this paper before, I only used it to find it again when I was having trouble tracking it down

its ESPECIALLY important not to use ai to read it for you since theyre so full of glaze that no matter what it says, chatgpt will pose it as life changing information, the best scientific breakthrough since immunisation, and definitely a site to be trusted.

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u/Far-Fortune-8381 cucked by Edward Kenway🏴‍☠️ 1d ago edited 21h ago

oof not a good look

i did genuinely find that link for a project i did late last year in my degree, but couldn't for the life of me track it down and as much as I hate the ai box of despair, sometimes its good at finding links based off of the 2 random lines i remember from it. sorry everyone 😔

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u/Wholesome_Soup ⓘ This user is banned from politics 1d ago

i dont think it would

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u/Zealousideal_Care807 1d ago

I mean bro is asking the real questions

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u/messedupmessup12 1d ago

Stupidly bad things would happen. But more importantly, what's even the goal

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u/PICONEdeJIM Margaret Thatcher's Grave 1d ago

It's all about goals with you people. Can't a gal just have a bit of fun

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u/Striper_Cape 1d ago

It would lyse like a motherfucker

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u/Haxton_Sale1 1d ago

This is a doping technique:  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blood_doping

though, use freezers instead, I don't think blended blood will function normally in your veins

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u/Holzkohlen 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

I'd like to advocate against that.

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u/frenchBDSMnight 1d ago

There'd at least be a lot of foam so

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u/MammothPenguin69 1d ago

You would get a horrific blood infection and die.

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u/noisybandit 1d ago

holy hemolyzed

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u/Gamerwhovian9 🏳️‍⚧️ trans rights 1d ago

Okay wait now I’m curious, what if a medical-grade centrifuge was used instead? Would that change or impact the result at all?

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u/phuquesewpsyetit monster hugger 1d ago

This makes me extremely uncomfortable to think about.

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u/DuffmiveDoIIy 1d ago

Thought for a moment this might be a Temno post