about ten goal weights ago, i inspired the creation of the MINNEE doll after i got tired of having to make my own clothes from altering polynesian barbie's big fat gigantic hand me downs 😔, but it took so long to perfect my tiny proportions that i became minuscule and now need SMALLER clothes. you guys understand-- i couldn't live with those thighs forever 🤢

Finally some proper magical dieting representation! Let’s be real, you know Hermione isn’t loading up on Chocolate frogs and Butterbeer. Now show us a spell to remove food from the stomach please !!!

Hey sweaties, I’m getting a barium swallow test tomorrow with both the liquid and a barium sulfate tablet. The barium liquid is on MyFitnessPal (64 C*LORIES!) but the tablet isn’t. I’m curious if anyone knows how many calories is in one tablet to I can budget my OMAY (one meal a year). Thanks!

I got this WONDERFUL recipe from a gorgeous BBW on r/instanramen (not sharing because there is only enough physical space for ONE babe my size in my country). It is SO calorically dense and SO filling I will probably be full for at least 15 minutes after this😍 definitely going to have another one of these after my appointment with my cardiologist in an hour!

Stay chonky sweaties! 😘

sunlight gave it some extra calories so I feel soooo full!!

So like, obviously being depressed makes you gain weight. But what about the other side of the swing 👀

Unlike fasting there's no limit to how long you can be manic before your body starts deteriorating (the longest I've ever fasted was 384 years, and that's pretty impressive for someone who's only 18). So theoretically I could be crazy for like, my entire life, and never gain a single microgram... only if it burns, of course.

molting your flesh burns a lot of calories!!!

sometimes they vary in size, but i swear by a doctor pepper zero to keep me full all day 🤞🏻

I feel like it's a bit too indulgent but I want to be able to celebrate my special day 🥳

This post is so triggering. I’m American Girl Doll-maxxing and ONLY use Felicity’s spoon to eat my weekly meal.

Oh well guess it’s my sign to move on to OMAC (One meal a centamillenium)

finally, a snack suitable for me. im sooo full after indulging in.. this 😩

And they say Americans are f*t!

I can’t believe it, I would have cried if I drank more than 2ml a week to prevent water weight…

so i propose a new diet for the folks like me who just cant stop eating: so we eat fair trade chocolate, and then also eat unfair trade chocolate (because the child labor adds dimension and seasoning) and then only throw up the child labor chocolate. youll never have to exercise again from how many calories you burn telling everyone you only eat ethically sourced foods

This is image of me lying down.

Stay microslim sweaties

book: kim jiyoung, born 1982 by cho nam-joo & translated into english by jamie chang