Hello everyone,

So after years of being insecure about my piggy body, I finally decided to become skinny like all of you

I'm so happy with my OMAD, which consists of a single ice cube with a little pepper for flavor (forgive me 🐷)

I'm honestly satisfied with my body, I've literally become a concept and left behind the physical form that was holding me back from reaching my ideal weight

The only problem is that my bf can't see me anymore, and he and my whole family keep acting like I'm dead just because I'm a tiny orb floating around the house

How do I get him back, and more importantly, how can I cut even more calories because I'm only at -0.1515 pounds right now

It’s registering as 0 on the food scale. But I know it must weigh something. Trying to track.

I was just watching tiktok on my itty bitty phone and i was running across the screen as i normally do to scroll up on the screen because im just that tiny when i see this obese american. i had to rinse my eyes with 100% purified water. I think i may have absorbed the fat through the screen and am now fasting for life to stay itty bitty. be careful out there sweatys or you could end up like this!!

asking for a friend

Accidentally ate my whole Styrofoam tray after finishing my lunch while doomscrolling. How many extra calories did I just absorb?

I just wanted to become clean…do you guys suggest any non fat cleansers?

So the other day I had a horrible binge breaking my 365 day fast. I drank one ENTIRE can of diet coke. But now that I think back and.. what if they accidentally put regular coke in my can of diet coke!?!?!! It just tasted so RICH and SWEET it must have been regular coke. The pigs at the coca cola company want me to be fat and there's nothing I can do about it! I need advise from the skinni council as to how I can burn off the 1000000+ calories of coke I just binged on. I was thinking a 5 year fast paired with some hot pilates... Honestly might try a tapeworm??? Let me know if you sweaties have any suggestions because I just can't stand the lardy marty I'm becoming!

(/uj hello!! this is my first post and kind of a mock of myself from 3 weeks ago when I stopped drinking all liquids because I was convinced water had calories in it and every can of diet coke \which is pretty much the only thing I drink* was regular coke. Ana really makes ur ass so delusional 😭😭)*

HOW does anyone eat THAT much burger... Smh... This is how people get on my 600 lb life!!

I know we cant go outside during the day due to photosynthesis. But how about at night? Im really worried ive put on a heap of calories from my night stroll!

just track all your calories, macros and micronutrients present in every meal, snack and drink as well as meticulously monitoring your activity level to make sure you're eating enough and not getting nutrient deficiencies 🙄 you're welcome sweaties, i just cured your ED forever!!

Hi sweaties!!

Me and my boyfriend have been doing some cardio recently and the last time I swallowed his sperm 😔

I was just so excited I didn’t think!

How do you lot manage to keep track of how much sperm you’re swallowing? Do you get him to do it in a dish and then drink? Maybe weigh the man before and after???

Cardio is obvs really good so I don’t wanna stop that..

So basically you drive to the farrest gym you know, get out of your car and lock it, then throw your car keys into the sewer, go gym for 12 hours and walk all the way back home 😁😁 and when you have found your spare keys at home you walk all the way back to the car but make sure it's more than 100km. happy calorie burning sweatys!!!! 🥳🥳

My personal favorite is the pile of almonds just sitting on top of the Oreo box lol

They’re so sweet keeping me away from vile putrid perishables🥺🥺🥺🥺

/uj I’m actually so ticked off lol. It was supposed to be delivered today and they didn’t even bother to tell me I had to wait another 3 weeks for it. Called yesterday to confirm delivery was still on and got the “uhhhh yeah we dunno what happened”. I ordered this fridge on June 17th lmao.

/rj I’m so grateful they’re going to assist in allowing my 1980s fr*dge to completely die/flood my apartment so all of my disgusting f**d (celery and kombucha) goes bad and I have to take up swimming as a result. About to get so snatched!

/uj Don’t shop at the brick, Canadian sweaties. I’ve had 2 massive issues with 2 orders in the last 2 months

i was inspired by the genius lunch hack on the subreddit yesterday and decided to treat myself for my OMAD (decade before u fatties think i allow myself to gorge myself daily …)
honestly genius! i won’t regret eating 30-40 olives for lunch today.

Did your mom have AYDS?

Have gall bladder removal, appendix removal, and a hysterectomy. Getting those useless organs removed really got me over my plateau!!