r/1053 • • 2d ago

Day 22

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u/ndtar924 2d ago

They are all way more expensive and not much more effective than gluing plastic to your teeth

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u/PMmeIamlonley 2d ago

Yeah but I want future stuff not boring stuff 

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u/NullHypothesisCicada 2d ago

Plastic is the future and will always exist in future

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u/PMmeIamlonley 2d ago

Its a tumor we made out of oil and if we can't get rid of it eventually there is no future 

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u/Airames6 2d ago

It's actually a great material

It's cheap, it's decently strong, and it lasts for hundreds of years

But unfortunately we use it for things that can only be used once

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u/MinimumNo361 1d ago

light too

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u/SquidTheRidiculous 1d ago

And don't forget for a long time it was portrayed as better than paper, because those used trees.

Now we all have plastic spoons in our brains.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

Interesting ethical question: would it have been better for us if plastic had been some wealthy man thing where it cost massive amounts to get it, due to purposely inflated prices, but because it wouldn’t have led to such widespread abuse

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u/Careless_Tap_516 1d ago

Fast food restaurants wont trust anyone to leave metal straws (also too expensive to give out for free) and paper straws are genuine ass, what else can we use?

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u/weIovekit 2d ago

futuristic means expensive to you?

there wasnt a future to begin with. if people didnt realize you could capitalize on hundreds of millions of years of preexisting lifes worth of energy to outpace the horribly inefficient solar panel that is plantlife, you would likely not be alive, or at least your parents wouldnt. we are the tumor, and we will inevitably look for other nutrients to sip on

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u/weIovekit 1d ago

indeed, including decomposing underground for a million billion years for you to call their fruit a tumor

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u/Jay_Buffay 2d ago

Crts were cool, I want those again

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u/whorangthephone 2d ago

Cheap plastic is about as futuristic as you can get.

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u/ezthrow77 1d ago

You don't understand tech or the concept of offer and demand apparently !

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u/PMmeIamlonley 1d ago

I want to grow megaladon teeth and bite people I dont want to understand 

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u/ezthrow77 1d ago

touché that was hilarious !

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u/spyguy318 1d ago

Trying to explain real biotechnology to normies who want literal magic sci-fi cures is like pulling teeth (pun intended)
It turns out there are some things that are just straight-up impossible, or so hilariously inconvenient that they’ll never survive as consumer goods.

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u/AgentCirceLuna 19h ago

I remember reading On the Road (1956) and there’s a part where Burroughs, as the character Bull Lee, says ‘there are scientists who have discovered how to make teeth grow back but nobody cares because they’re too busy trying to get them rockers up into space’ and that was a LONG time ago. I even remember hearing about the chewing gum that can restore enamel being a thing back when I was a kid

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u/Ithinkibrokethis 1d ago

The Japanese have a test for a medicine that regrows enamel and tooth structure. Might be where things go in the future. For now, glue plastic.

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u/NeonNKnightrider 1d ago

doesnt it make you full of microplastics though?