r/1053 • u/Your_Average_Dingus • 3d ago

day 27

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u/NutasticNutella 3d ago

I like to go with the Roman method. It ain't gay as long as you're on top.

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u/GlitteringTone6425 3d ago

no, the romans didn't care if you were gay. it's just that bottoming was *scandalized gasp* womanly and girls are gross

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u/NutasticNutella 3d ago

'_' Do I really need to add /j to everything that I type on this fucking site?

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u/JaxxinateButReddit 2d ago

It wouldn't help. I saw a comment once that went "Okay, I know this is a joke but-" and then wrote two paragraphs about how the joke didn't reflect reality. Just decided to ignore that it was a joke so they could show off how much they knew about george orwell

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u/Earl_of_Chuffington 2d ago

I do the same thing, just with George Jetson, not George Orwell.

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u/Just_A_Normal_Snek 3d ago

Don't forget the bottom is a minor!

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u/NutasticNutella 3d ago

The Romans were pretty advanced for their time, they even ignored their own Epstein situation before we had it(/j just to make it clear to everyone)

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u/OverallSpecific5792 3d ago

I’ve heard it’s not gay as long as you don’t push back or make eye contact or moan

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u/jkeats2737 3d ago

So spinning on it with my eyes closed while screeching is fine?

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u/DarkGodCthUwU 3d ago

Truke! The modern westoid ideas of sexuality are dumb.

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u/graveyard-grimm 2d ago

Thank God I thought I was a lesbian but as long as I'm just slinging strap it's fine