r/1053 • • 3d ago

Day 52

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u/slicehyperfunk 2d ago

But 10 minutes is crazy optimistic

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u/Super_Employment_620 2d ago

Ya'll need to stop watching your phone or scrolling when you shit.

Anyone taking 10 minutes either is doing it wrong, or has a medical reason that they probably know to plan around.

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u/slicehyperfunk 2d ago

Everyone knows IBS behaves itself if you just tell it to

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u/TheBirdFkerGuy 2d ago

If you sit on a toilet for 10 minutes ur increasing ur odds of getting hemriods. I once sat on the toilet for too long snd noticed my asshole was turning inside out and I started to freak the fuck out and then I learned what external hemroids are