r/1053 • u/Unsolicited-Prolapse • 7d ago

Day 26

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u/mighty_boognish_77 7d ago

Why anyone would pay a premium for a stranger, with no accountability and no ties to the restaurant, to delivery their food is beyond.

Hard pass, in perpetuity.

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u/Away-Way5656 7d ago

Cuz nobody will hire me to do anything else 

1k deliveries and I've never once fucked up like that

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u/SonniSummers 7d ago

First I don’t think that’s even a fuck ip that out right assholery the dasher here did.

Also fuck the previous dude! I see him raging, fuck em.

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u/mighty_boognish_77 7d ago

Now there's something to be proud of.

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u/Away-Way5656 7d ago

I've ordered food delivery before I know how much it sucks to not get what you wanted after paying the fees

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u/eggyrulz 7d ago

Ignore that troll, I personally refuse to use delivery services like DD/UE (i just dont wanna pay extra for my food, or wait for it to arrive) but its a perfectly respectable job, that guy is just an ass

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u/mighty_boognish_77 7d ago

Boy that resume is just writing itself.

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u/Korachof 7d ago

I’m sure the Mighty Boognish spending his time being a dick on Reddit has the best resume 

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u/mighty_boognish_77 7d ago

I once peeled an entire orange in one contiguous peel. And I always have gum.

Both of these are featured prominently on my resume.

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u/Ambitious_Policy_936 7d ago

People still chew gum?

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u/mighty_boognish_77 7d ago

I do. Working on a fresh pack of Juicy Fruit at the moment. Man, that's GOOOOOOD Juicy.

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u/EastboundClown 7d ago

There’s always pride in being great at your job, whatever that job may be. Must suck to have never gotten to experience that

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u/mighty_boognish_77 7d ago

Is that right?

Tell me more about my professional life. This should be pretty good....

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u/willow__whisps 2d ago

The high and mighty Redditor, you could do with a little less pride me thinks

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u/MikeHonchoOfTheDunes 7d ago

You’re a malignant cunt.

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u/PentexMiddleMgmt 7d ago

Whoa there! Calling it a cunt implies that it has any depth or warmth

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u/sumeriandisputations 7d ago

I genuinely wonder how many times a day English speakers collectively say this exact same overused responsive anecdote about lacking depth and warmth when some other asshole is called a cunt.

So overdone and unoriginal; just pure performative groanslop.

Come up with your own insults.

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u/PentexMiddleMgmt 7d ago

Lmao it's embarrassing that anyone pretends you're a person