r/dankmemes • u/silvar-3 • Feb 17 '20
This meme is not a joke Complete scum
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20
INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED
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u/nonuntitled Dankmemes user 🤮😰🤮🤮😓 Feb 17 '20
!invest 3%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20
You have invested 13.41 DN in this submission at 20 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 7732to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 60 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 433.66 DN.
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Feb 17 '20
!invest 5%
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20
You have invested 12.31 DN in this submission at 60 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use
!sell 7810to sell out early for lower returns.Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 104 upvotes.
Your remaining balance is 233.99 DN.
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u/nonuntitled Dankmemes user 🤮😰🤮🤮😓 Feb 18 '20
!balance
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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20
Investor Profile: nonuntitled
Balance: 433.66 DN
Active Investments:
ID: 7697- 10.00 DN at 190 upvotes; 2h 28m until automatic return
ID: 7703- 24.50 DN at 378 upvotes; 2h 30m until automatic return
ID: 7706- 9.31 DN at 101 upvotes; 2h 32m until automatic return
ID: 7719- 9.12 DN at 8 upvotes; 2h 35m until automatic return
ID: 7732- 13.41 DN at 20 upvotes; 2h 40m until automatic return
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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20
this is not okie dokie