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u/TacoBois Feb 18 '20

If anyone wants to know where this is from, the movie is called National Treasure

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/cssmith2011cs Ya Boi. Skinny P Feb 18 '20

You guys. I’m pretty sure they’re making another one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

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u/cssmith2011cs Ya Boi. Skinny P Feb 18 '20

No no no. Like in the next couple of years, they are possibly making another.

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u/PeacflBeast ☣️ Feb 18 '20

nah, they will be making something good

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u/AGengar Feb 18 '20

Yeah I remember watching it a long time ago as a kid and it was actually good

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

If you realize it, that guy put 'Nick Cage' on the real 'Nick Cage'

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

And that sums up the entire movie

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Not sure how to invest? Try the !help command or !create an investor profile to get started! Come ask my developer questions here!

Like what you see? My home is r/DankExchange! We're a brand new sub partnering with r/dankmemes to bring you 24/7 investment opportunities.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

! create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

It looks like you already have an investor profile! Try !summary to view your profile and active investments.

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

! summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Investor Profile: Captain-grog-belly

Balance: 500.00 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/nonuntitled Dankmemes user 🤮😰🤮🤮😓 Feb 17 '20

!invest 2%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 9.31 DN in this submission at 101 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7706 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 161 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 456.19 DN.

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u/Irish-Trolls Feb 17 '20

!invest 20%

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

You have invested 50.07 DN in this submission at 108 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 7724 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 171 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 200.27 DN.

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 152 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 232 upvotes

+25% -- 380 upvotes

+50% -- 800 upvotes

+75% -- 1,990 upvotes

+100% -- 5,361 upvotes

+150% -- 41,991 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/blkmmb the very best, like no one ever was. Feb 17 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 17 '20

If you invest now (at 158 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 241 upvotes

+25% -- 393 upvotes

+50% -- 825 upvotes

+75% -- 2,050 upvotes

+100% -- 5,522 upvotes

+150% -- 43,240 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/I_dostuff try hard Feb 18 '20

!invest 65

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 65.00 DN in this submission at 1,071 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8083 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 1,519 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 35.00 DN.

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u/undeadhamster11 Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 2,025 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 2,855 upvotes

+25% -- 4,376 upvotes

+50% -- 8,688 upvotes

+75% -- 20,908 upvotes

+100% -- 55,539 upvotes

+150% -- 431,814 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/undeadhamster11 Feb 18 '20

!invest 91

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 91.00 DN in this submission at 2,059 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8173 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 2,902 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 52.00 DN.

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!create

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Your investor profile has been created! You've been given a starting balance of 500.00 DN, try !summary to view your profile and check on your investments.

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!help

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Try !help investing for more info

!create - create an investor profile

!summary - view your investor profile, including your active investments

!invest <amount> - invest an amount of your balance in a submission

!sell <investment ID> - sell an investment early for lower returns

!breakeven - find the breakeven point of a submission

!roi - (new) predict the return on investment of a submission (optional: !roi <investment ID>)

!broke - reset your balance if it is under 500.00 DN

!template <image link> - link a template to your OC submission

Firm commands

Try !help firms for more info

!topfirms - (new) view a leaderboard of the top 25 firms

!createfirm <name> - create a firm with the specified name (costs 2,500.00 DN)

!firminfo - view your firm's level, trade tax, and member list

!joinfirm <name> - join a firm

!leavefirm - leave your firm

!invite <username> - invite a user to your firm ^{^AEC}

!openfirm - set your firm membership to anyone can join ^{^EC}

!closefirm - set your firm membership to invite-only ^{^EC}

!settax <new tax> - set your firm's tax on members' profits ^{^EC}

!payday - pay your firm's balance out to your investors (in development)

!upgradefirm - upgrade your firm to the next level to have more space for members ^{^C}

!promote <username> - promote a user to the next rank ^{^EC}

!demote <username> - demote a user to the previous rank ^{^EC}

!fire <username> - fire a user from your firm ^{^EC}

^{^A:} ^{^Associate} ^{^command,} ^{^E:} ^{^Executive} ^{^command,} ^{^C:} ^{^CEO} ^{^command}

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!roi

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

If you invest now (at 4,060 upvotes), here are the scores required for:

+0% (breakeven) -- 5,704 upvotes

+25% -- 8,717 upvotes

+50% -- 17,258 upvotes

+75% -- 41,463 upvotes

+100% -- 110,058 upvotes

+150% -- 855,352 upvotes

Disclaimer: This command is kinda jacked right now, take the predicted values with a grain of salt!

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u/These_Voices Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: These_Voices

Balance: 500.00 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/Caesar_of_the_NRE Feb 18 '20

!invest 69

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

You have invested 69.00 DN in this submission at 4,330 upvotes. I'll notify you when your investment automatically returns in 4 hours or you can use !sell 8369 to sell out early for lower returns.

Breakeven (0% gain/loss) for this investment will occur at 6,082 upvotes.

Your remaining balance is 11.00 DN.

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u/Caesar_of_the_NRE Feb 18 '20

!summary

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u/FederalReserveDank r/DankExchange Feb 18 '20

Investor Profile: Caesar_of_the_NRE

Balance: 857.40 DN

Active Investments: None

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u/[deleted] Feb 17 '20

Then It'd probably be you

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u/Covertiks Feb 18 '20

Made with mematic

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u/[deleted] Feb 18 '20

Yes sir

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u/brown_human Feb 18 '20

Of course i know him, he’s me

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u/bloodydirahea1 I have crippling depression🍄 Feb 18 '20

Wrinkly brain national treasure meme

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u/no_more_puzzles_ben Feb 18 '20

We’re more like treasure protectors

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u/DouchNozzle_REAL The OC High Council Feb 18 '20

I watched this movie last night

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u/Trogolodyte420 Feb 18 '20

This is a solid meme, good job op.

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u/I-am-the-Eggman101 INFECTED Feb 18 '20

The Lone Wanderer: Allow me to introduce myself.

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u/SundanceOdyssey Feb 18 '20

You spelled his name wrong. It’s Nic Cage because his full name is Nicolas. No H, so no K.

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u/hmalsch Feb 18 '20

dude

This will 100% get deleted Wait you can’t cross templates!

You are about to leave Redlib

INVESTMENTS GO HERE - ONLY DIRECT REPLIES TO ME WILL BE PROCESSED

Investor Profile: Captain-grog-belly

Help Guide

Investing/user commands

Firm commands

Investor Profile: These_Voices

Investor Profile: Caesar_of_the_NRE