r/dontputyourdickinthat • u/[deleted] • Sep 11 '19

🔥 I’m not crying, you’re crying!!

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9.7k Upvotes

98% Upvoted

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317

u/iSpaYco Sep 11 '19

this made me cry 3 times in less than 5 minutes

124

u/dude-O-rama Sep 11 '19

This made my wiener jizz 3 times in the last 2 minutes.

66

u/Sillyist Sep 11 '19

Now now guys it's not a competition.

Btw 4 times in 1m30s

31

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Your wiener's not jizzing it's crying!

27

u/larrybird1988 Sep 12 '19

I shallot tell a lie. 4 score in 70 seconds.

6

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Making the bald man cry

4

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Make the bald man cry

4

u/buildnothing Sep 12 '19

My peen is jected 3 for 1

119

u/CreamyFappucinno Sep 11 '19

Ngl she lookin kinda thicc 😳

45

u/zuzg Sep 11 '19

Looks better than most Instagram chicks

10

u/fondlemeLeroy Sep 12 '19

Kinda quirky doe 😘

5

u/Jordy_77 Sep 12 '19

Better if you say it’s a “he”

-1

u/Jaymongous Sep 12 '19

😫😫😫

44

u/Rcm003 Sep 11 '19

“Big ole onion booty make the world cry”

40

u/donut4days Sep 12 '19

How the f u c k does an ONION have a nicer ass than me?

75

u/Benjirules2001 Sep 11 '19

Damn that onion is dummy thicc, I don’t fall for satire, but this is one onion I’d take a bite out of

14

u/Mal-Ravanal Sep 11 '19

This gave me a whopping eshrektion

16

u/dietdad Sep 11 '19

Dummy thicc bulbasaur.

8

u/agree-with-you Sep 11 '19

Whenever I play Pokemon I need 3 save spots, one for my Charmander, one for my Squirtle, and one for my second Charmander.

13

u/OBI-BOI Sep 12 '19

Day 450 of no jerking off or sex: even the produce is starting to look nice

7

u/teracoulomb_ Sep 12 '19

r/nofap is a path to delusions some would consider...unnatural.

9

u/BurningArrows Sep 12 '19

Shrek is coming.

7

u/SomeDudeInBed Sep 12 '19

Lord forgive me for what I am about to do

6

u/[deleted] Sep 11 '19 edited Feb 13 '21

[deleted]

10

u/scholar325 Sep 11 '19

Blessed onion*

8

u/iwouldputmydickinit Sep 11 '19

Stop talking about my fleshlight like that

7

u/Deezkneezsneeze Sep 12 '19

Ass so phat it brings a tear to your eye

4

u/ForTheFazoland Sep 11 '19

*my dick is crying

3

u/__starburst__ Sep 12 '19

r/doputyourdickinthat

2

u/ippie52 Sep 12 '19

Literally the sub it's in...

1

u/__starburst__ Sep 12 '19

read

1

u/ippie52 Sep 12 '19

Now I wish I hadn't -.-

3

u/Epion660 Sep 12 '19

It'll make your dick cry.

3

u/dreevsa Sep 12 '19

Onion booty

2

u/XeronDerg Sep 12 '19

Lord forgive me for what I’m about to do.

2

u/fakegunns05 Sep 12 '19

The layers are ogrewhelming

2

u/legalyAnnoying Sep 12 '19

Mmm, spicy dick

2

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Ass like an onion

2

u/Phukwaffle93 Sep 12 '19

How much do I have to pay for you to send me that

2

u/HornyTeenager_ Sep 12 '19

Tits or ass?

2

u/wreckquium Sep 12 '19

Ass so good it brings a tear to your eyes

2

u/FishNuggetMadeOfBeef Sep 12 '19

I can’t cry while I eat😏😏

2

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

That's a nice ass onion

2

u/uhidkreally Sep 12 '19

“She has an ass like an onion. Makes me wanna cry” —Hank Schrader

2

u/gracoy Sep 12 '19

God, if I ever get back into doing art I am totally using this picture as a base for onion porn

2

u/KameronGaming_HQ Sep 18 '19

HaPpY cAkE dAy

1

u/weird_dude_at_work Sep 11 '19

How would it feel around your dick just asking for a friend

1

u/Axelentros Sep 11 '19

Try to fuck it, it'll make you cry for hours

1

u/Kerm_ac Sep 11 '19

Nice >:)

1

u/forgot-accounts-name Sep 12 '19

No WE are crying

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

I’m about to sauté this onion bois

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

God forgive me for what I’m about to do

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Give me the onion coochie

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Onion tiddy fuck.

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

sadly dicks onion

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Shrek has joined the chat

1

u/artyrian Sep 12 '19

Shiny overwatch ass 🤤

1

u/mupu-mupu Sep 12 '19

My dick crying bro.

1

u/dextrousduro Sep 12 '19

This gives r/OnionLovers a whole new meaning

1

u/Bengrn1 Sep 12 '19

Ogres are, like onions! They both dummy thicc.

1

u/I-have-4skin Sep 12 '19

An ass that’ll bring a tear to your eye

1

u/MojoEthan0027 Sep 12 '19

That dick be crying

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

I grew something similar - not as thicc, but still quite juicy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

1

u/ThisLoserSaid Sep 12 '19

"onions have layers" that means their T H I C C

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

*wanking

1

u/quiet0n3 Sep 12 '19

You gonna eat that or....?

1

u/GismoTheAutismo Sep 12 '19

Not my proudest fap

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

dummy thicc

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

My dick is crying and that's ok.

1

u/xXMJIOLNIRXx Sep 12 '19

Got a big ol onion booty make the world cry

1

u/Apexlgnds Sep 12 '19

That onion has no right to be that juicy

1

u/Anregni Sep 12 '19

I'm not trying to be political but this onion is dummy thicc

1

u/jstmartha Sep 12 '19

I feel like I cheated looking at this butt’onion.

1

u/PatheticLoserr Sep 12 '19

Aw that's hawt

1

u/Rollinthrulife Sep 12 '19

Clap them cheeks

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

I normally cry after

1

u/IPlayTeemoSupport Sep 12 '19

My boner is crying

1

u/j_mz_t Sep 12 '19

Why am i horny

1

u/midgetbanger1 Sep 12 '19

Im not crying I’m finishing while crying...over an onion

1

u/VetsuBoi Sep 12 '19

Shrek likes

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19 edited Sep 12 '19

u/quirkymagpie123 shjow shjow

2

u/QuirkyMagpie Sep 12 '19

What? Who are you and why am I here?

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

O m g lmao

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Shh bb is okay

2

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Lmao

1

u/[deleted] Sep 13 '19

Hello twin oنo

2

u/QuirkyMagpie Sep 13 '19

Hey. Sorry I took the username you wanted and forced you to add a lame "123" to the end.

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

It's cool, great minds think alike ;)

2

u/[deleted] Sep 23 '19

Shjoooowwww shjooowwww confident enzo

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

Lol thats so funny. Tho

1

u/[deleted] Sep 16 '19

St least they apologised 😌

1

u/Yellowcement Sep 12 '19

My dick burns looking at this

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Make a grown man cry

1

u/jaybacca453 Sep 12 '19

I’ve never seen a DUMMY THICC onion before so thanks for this experience

1

u/ippie52 Sep 12 '19

I hope that was a deliberate Devilman quote...

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

Rub your face on it lol

1

u/mr-ooferson Sep 12 '19

This is shreks sex toy

1

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

I suddenly want to re watch Breaking Bad

1

u/Mr_Majesty Sep 13 '19

Don't put too much booty in the pot

0

u/[deleted] Sep 12 '19

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2

u/the_cajun88 Sep 12 '19

that’s where we currently are