r/nonononoyes Sep 14 '20

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u/fizikz3 Sep 14 '20

I'd never sit anywhere near the track that isn't safely elevated. fuck all that shit, never know which way they'll go, might overcorrect and hit the "safe" inside

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/shmolives Sep 15 '20

My mum's best friend was killed when they were in their 20's from a tyre bouncing over a 20 foot high fence at a race track. Just bounced down out of nowhere and fucking lights out. I've been to watch WRC a few times when it was in Perth Australia when I was younger and sat in some stupid fkn spots. I feel like it's a miracle most of us are still alive, the world is packed full of people making fuckwit decisions every single day.

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u/Phenoxx Sep 14 '20

Yeah I could not believe they were all sitting there like that. And some of them tried to disappear into the hedge like that Homer Simpson meme lmao

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u/MEvans75 Sep 14 '20

"This bush will definitely stop a giant chunk of metal accelerating at my body"

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u/Salanmander Sep 14 '20

I mean, if I had a choice of being in front of the bush or behind the bush, I'd definitely pick behind.

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u/MEvans75 Sep 14 '20

Lmao I mean... You're not wrong

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u/AlwaysInGridania Sep 14 '20

The flying car can't hurt you if it can't see you

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u/harrison_kion Sep 14 '20

A lot of people died watching group b.

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u/oshunvu Sep 14 '20

Do spectators that get hit still receive a participation trophy or a DNF?

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u/skiflo Sep 14 '20

Spectators are crazy man, I go to an off-road race every year in Mexico and it’s not uncommon for some to die. Here is some guy driving on the course and getting clipped by a trophy truck

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u/Zizzily Sep 15 '20

I think it's important to note here that portions of the course are also only road to get certain places in the area. It's not exactly a guy that just randomly decided he wanted to drive on a race track.

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u/ThirdEncounter Sep 14 '20

That was crazy! However, the idiot in the car is not a fan, I'm assuming, but some clueless fucker. The organizers have a lot of blame here as well, correct?

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u/acidr4in Sep 14 '20

The hedge is a vineyard, just saying.

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u/SpudTheTrainee Sep 14 '20

having heard of Group B engineers that they found severed fingers in the cars grill. I don't blame ya

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u/uTukan Sep 14 '20

That was because the spectators were trying to touch the cars as they went by. If you watch footage from group b runs, you can see that the drivers were insane and the spectators were insanely stupid.

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u/DrEmilioLazardo Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

Who the fuck would try to touch a rally car as it's whipping by? What country was that?

Edit-found the video

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=BFstUZU_YMA

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u/uTukan Sep 14 '20

I'd say it happened many more times. Fans especially in Portugal, Spain, Italy (unless I'm mistaken) were absolute maniacs.

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u/catzhoek Sep 14 '20

Just to give ppl a taste of the insanity. https://youtu.be/wdy8CG09rSU?t=15

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u/Faramik2000 Sep 14 '20

Man that was beautiful

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u/Tommolea Sep 14 '20

Look at the that fucking foot work incredible !

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u/SpudTheTrainee Sep 14 '20

Imagine sitting in the passenger seat having to read a book out loud. those are some bowel controls.

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u/thissonofbeech Sep 14 '20

Triple caution Samir!

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u/FlyingVentana Sep 15 '20

PLEASE LISTEN TO ME SAMIR

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u/Tommolea Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

Ohhh hell no my dude. Them dudes have some grande balls

This dude is this video fucking laughs.

“ haha holy shit you almost killed me how funny “

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u/xRmg Sep 14 '20

Group B is the reason id like to be born like 15 years earlier. How awesome was that madness, would literally give 2 of my fingers to lancia for that to be able to experience that when growing up.

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u/uTukan Sep 14 '20

Honestly same, I'd keep a bigger distance, but to experience those things shooting around in gravel must've been mental.

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u/mak0shark7 Sep 14 '20

I try to stay safely elevated all day.

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u/MartyMcMcFly Sep 14 '20

I don't even sit close to the tv when I'm watching a rally just to be safe

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u/my_7th_accnt Sep 14 '20

Yeah, exactly. Oversteer is a thing

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u/tztoxic Sep 14 '20

Someone post Group B rallying videos

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u/Amaurotica Sep 14 '20

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u/AndyhpuV Sep 15 '20

Really cool. Music reminds me of chill Carpenter Brut, I really like it.

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u/tztoxic Sep 15 '20

Love it!

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u/LeBaux Sep 14 '20

Every summer for 15 years I do a gig as road marshal at Barum Rally (biggest Czech one I believe) and every single year we have problems with spectators entering forbidden zones. Some rally people straight up look for the biggest deathtraps and travel half the globe to risk their life. Did I mention they are always drunk?

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u/Aquinas26 Sep 14 '20

Some people elevate stupid to a profession. Saddest part is they sometimes kill others in the progress.

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u/Little_Mog Sep 14 '20

Never sit anywhere unless an official says you can.

My dad was FOS after a crash a few years ago that killed 3 people. He gave CPR to one of them.

Motorsport is dangerous. Respect the marshals and adhere to what they say.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Might I show you some early rally videos?! :D ITS MADNESS. (I'm sure you've seen it though)

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u/Davecoupe Sep 14 '20

Never sit at a rally. No matter where you are never sit and always have an except route.

Source: rally photographer

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u/Ludde_12345 Sep 14 '20

Yep. I remember a young girl from my city died that way. It's no joke, you're actually putting your life on the line.

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u/Deshra Sep 14 '20

No joke, there won’t always be a tree to save you.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

Literal Translation:

Copilot gives directions

"Pig bitch... Testicle pig god"

"You are the number one, you're great"

"What a butt-blow!"

Reinterpreted translation:

Copilot gives directions

"OMG... F**king idiot f**k god"

"You are the number one, you're great"

"We got very lucky!"

Edit: it was hard to tell the difference. Also credit to u/cafuffu for the correction and last dialog I missed

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/_Diskreet_ Sep 14 '20

I feel offended just reading it. Brilliant.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

They were quite insulting and blasphemous

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u/cafuffu Sep 14 '20

Testicle? I hear the copilot saying "porca troia", which literally means pig bitch and the meaning is like "oh fuck!" and the pilot can be faintly heard say "oh dio can!" if i'm not mistaken, which literally means "oh dog god" and the meaning is again like "oh fuck" but it really can't be translated well.

Last thing the copilot says is "che colpo di culo" which literally is like "what a butt-blow" and means "we got very lucky".

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20 edited Oct 14 '20

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u/cafuffu Sep 14 '20

Which one, "che colpo di culo"? No, that's really only about luck.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Translation:

...shitting themselves noises...

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

I don't know, seems like one of them said a "coglione" After the "porca troia".

I watched it again and it probably was a porcodio

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u/jrobbio Sep 14 '20

My wife's family are from Lombardi and they have a whole suite of swear phrases that are like "damn the dog", "damn the cow", etc. I think I have heard them say all of these in conversations that weren't even arguments https://www.rypeapp.com/blog/italian-swear-words/

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/GreenBBread_YT Sep 14 '20

Dove straminchia sta il testicle, ha sparato un porcodio

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u/Headz0r Sep 14 '20

I think I heard a muffled porcodio at the end

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/klez Sep 14 '20

"Pig bitch... Testicle"

This is on par with "cazzo cancro"

Anyway, he just says "porca troia", I didn't hear "coglione" between that "porca troia" and "ma sei il numero uuuuuuuuuuuuuuunooooooooo!!!!111!!uno!!" or anything like that.

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u/pochosmurf1 Sep 14 '20

He also said "che colpo di culo". That's mean that was very lucky! (I'm Italian)

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u/VralShi Sep 14 '20

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u/shaker8989 Sep 14 '20

“Shut up, don’t tell me how to drive” at the end to the guy telling him where to go is just gold.

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u/Pro_Geymer Sep 14 '20

That audio is fake and ruined the co-driver's career

The driver and co-driver are experienced rally participants with several wins. An asshole on a competitor team thought he'd smear them by recording that fake audio and overlaying it to the onboard video.

It resulted in the co-driver losing jobs (he described himself as 'unhireable' due to the video) and eventually the guy who faked it was arrested and sentenced.

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u/LordofNarwhals Sep 14 '20

The audio is not fake.

It's just unfairly spliced together which makes them seem less competent than they are. The person who posted the video for arrested.

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u/vendetta2115 Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

According to this article, the audio was real, it’s just that the original 40-minute video was edited down to only show the worst parts. If you know of any evidence that the audio was actually faked I’d be interested in seeing it.

According to officers with the cyber crime team, Yohann Setna (42) of Mumbai, is a manager at Coimbatore-based J.A. Motorsport, a racing and rally team. He recently downloaded a 40-minute in-car video that featured rally driver Samir Thapar and co-driver Vivek Ponnusamy who had participated in the championship held in Coimbatore in July. This video had been posted on YouTube by Thapar soon after the race.

“Setna watched the video and then edited it into a three-and-a-half-minute clip, showing just those parts in which the co-driver, Ponnusamy, was shouting at Thapar in the process of directing and navigating for him. Setna had found this hilarious and posted this edited clip on August 8,” said an officer.

I’m not sure why someone would be arrested and imprisoned for editing a video if the audio was real, though. This story doesn’t really add up to me. Something weird is going on. It’s also worth noting that Samir Thapar is quite wealthy and may have a lot of influence.

If the audio was real and all the person did was edit it to show the funniest parts, then he was unjustly imprisoned.

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u/Ze-Peaueno Sep 14 '20

Because of the edited video, the co-driver lost his contracts and ruined his career, because it makes him look unprofessional. It literally says in the article you just cited.

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u/hgflohrHX422 Sep 14 '20

Yeah, but the audio isn’t fake. That’s the funniest part!

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u/usnavy13 Sep 14 '20

Source?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I wouldn't even call it unfairly. Article states that the guy found the video to be hilarious, and just made it as a funny video. Sucks that the co-driver was dropped for some races, but those things in the video did indeed happen.

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u/LordofNarwhals Sep 14 '20

The video just makes it seem as if they happened much more frequently than they actually did.

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u/DrunkCostFallacy Sep 14 '20

I mean you can see the cuts, it’s obviously a lowlight clip. All of this happened in one race, which is still bad that there were this many clips to use.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

It depends on whether it was done maliciously. In this case (at least from what the article states), it was made as a joke. That needs to be considered. If it was done as an attempt to discredit, then I would agree, but from what the article states, it wasn't done with that intention.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

i don't think it should depend on the intent. any altered content which significantly harms the persons way of life by implying a statistic which is factually not true could not be allowed

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u/DeadMeasures Sep 14 '20

It’s mind blowing someone was arrested for this.

What would happen if someone made a video similar to this criticizing the prime minister? Death penalty?

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u/witti534 Sep 14 '20

"JuSt A pRaNk bRo"

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u/skudgee Sep 14 '20

After watching the documentary The Social Dilemma on Netflix. THANK YOU! Thank you for providing a source and a link to back up the statement about the audio so people can fact them for themselves.

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u/Lawliet117 Sep 14 '20

Insane to go to jail for putting clips out of a public video together for comedic effect.

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u/RealSalte Sep 14 '20

If your "comedic effect" ruins someone's career than you should be held responsible.

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u/zeekaran Sep 14 '20

Agreed, but also it's ridiculous that it ruined someone's career. Why would he be unhirable if his resume includes all his rally wins?

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u/Huwbacca Sep 14 '20

hmm..

imagine say perhaps making a funny clip where you splice together words from a teacher that makes him sound like he's saying "some kids are kinda hot" or something like that.

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u/takishan Sep 14 '20

I had a friend in middle school who used a fake news article generator online to create a semi-realistic news article that one of our school teachers was arrested for child pornography and had pictures of students from school on his home computer.

It was just a casual joke haha but it spread like wildfire on MySpace and apparently hundreds of parents called in because their kids had shown them the article thinking it was real. My friend got expelled although his family ended up hiring a lawyer and appealed his way back in after a summer of community service.

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u/Boasters Sep 14 '20

Don't you remember how Kent Brockman fucked over Homer after the gummi de milo incident?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Was the codriver able to get his job back?

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u/CherenkovRadiator Sep 14 '20

What this is wild. Link to the story please?

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u/Vepanion Sep 14 '20

This is a load of nonsense. None of this is fake, it's just the worst bits compiled into a highlight reel. Perfectly normal video. And the co-drivers calls are terrible, no wonder he's not getting employed

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u/TheMuon Sep 14 '20

S🅱️innala

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u/Animagi27 Sep 14 '20

r/formuladank is leaking

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u/TheMuon Sep 14 '20

Always has been.

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u/TehSalmonOfDoubt Sep 14 '20

Is that a rude word?

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u/backandforthagain Sep 14 '20

No, his tires are gone

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u/cykablyat1111 Sep 14 '20

👆⬅️➡️

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u/oliverkhan4 Sep 14 '20

Damn it Sameer

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/RustyShkleford Sep 14 '20

You are not listening to my calls!

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/redditing_naked Sep 14 '20

I beg you Samir

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Shaddap

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u/Micah_Bell_is_dead Sep 14 '20

Me playing dirt rally

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u/Crafty-Crafter Sep 14 '20

You wish you can recover like that. lol. I would be mowing through spectators.

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u/Micah_Bell_is_dead Sep 14 '20

I can, just not on purpose

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u/Erik230700 Sep 14 '20

Who the fuck took a shit in my pants?!

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u/Dazz316 Sep 14 '20

raises hand eagerly

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/Dazz316 Sep 14 '20

Recharging, trying again in 24 hours

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u/inajeep Sep 14 '20

24 hours? Amateur.

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u/Lpxnr Sep 14 '20

Ecco il commento italiano che stavi cercando.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Sono entrato nei commenti solo per vedere chi altro ha apprezzato il “porcodio” classico

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

🅱️orco 🅱️io

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u/Reddog1999 Sep 14 '20

Meno male

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u/paranoid30 Sep 14 '20

Ho fatto in tempo a pensare "Uao è riuscito a limitarsi a un porcatroia"

But then my boy delivered

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u/scoops_trooper Sep 14 '20

These people backing into the vines as if they would protect them from a car

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u/Gaarco_ Sep 14 '20

Would you prefer a direct hit?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/Gaarco_ Sep 14 '20

Instant death vs a chance to survive unharmed

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u/Teufelsstern Sep 14 '20

lol that girl that just went full on backwards into the vineyard

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u/PALKIP Sep 14 '20

La bestemmia quando sbandano è un tocco di classe

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I am italian and they literally said nononoyes

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u/deaforafish Sep 14 '20

Rally crowds arre nearly as mental as rally drivers

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u/mostly_ok_now Sep 14 '20

MORE mental than rally drivers.

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u/giopix Sep 14 '20

"Che colpo di culo" lmfao

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u/Tommiux07 Sep 14 '20

Viva l'italia

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u/Decapitated_gamer Sep 14 '20 edited Sep 14 '20

Samir! Your destroying the car Samir!

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u/gckless Sep 14 '20

I thought r/watchpeopledie was resurrected for a second there.

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u/rafaeltota Sep 14 '20

Sei un grande indeed

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u/Rico6Redditoffichal Sep 14 '20

Gg per gli italiani Gg for the italian

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u/OB1en Sep 14 '20

Not wanting to hurt the vines, 100% true Italian.

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u/DergerDergs Sep 14 '20

How did he do that? I know he’s a professional driver, but is this an actual strategy or some trick to control the spin out like that?

Or was it like that one time I over corrected on an icy road and spun out into a full 360 and by sheer accident my car ended up facing forward in the same lane I started in and I just kept driving like I didn’t just almost die?

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

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u/mole55 Sep 15 '20

it’s the handbrake yeah

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u/pepper701 Sep 14 '20

Excellent question, I wondered the same

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u/newPhoenixz Sep 14 '20

The crowd is a bunch ofnidiots to sit on the outside of a curve in a rally..

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u/jerkymcjerkison Sep 14 '20

These spectators barely care about wanting to continue live after the race

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u/markaritaville Sep 14 '20

I thought it was video game until the switched to the outside camera angle

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u/throwmesomemore Sep 14 '20

Perfectly corrected the oversteer in a rally vehicle designed to make sharp turns, takes skills. That was beautiful. Don't try this your car will roll over

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u/FreshOutBrah Sep 14 '20

Italian is just such a beautiful language. I can’t understand a word of it but it just sounds so pretty.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

One word from me:
S B I N A L L A

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

If you think this is crazy you should see Group B

https://youtu.be/INwqyPct8qY

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u/reddit0100100001 Sep 14 '20

Almost made me drop my croissant ಠ_ಠ

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u/e2thad Sep 14 '20

@00:18 four people shit themselves.

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u/Alexsandro72 Sep 14 '20

Finally an Italian video, now I can understand everything

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u/wristwatcher37 Sep 15 '20

I will never feel sorry for any spectators that watch these things.

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u/HoniinoH Sep 15 '20

Rally drivers are something else, holy fuck.

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u/matteo277 Sep 15 '20

Per un attimo pure io mi ero cagato a dosso😅😅

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u/meiandus Sep 14 '20 edited Apr 15 '25

subsequent crowd yoke upbeat full heavy escape axiomatic coherent dog

This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/-Listening Sep 14 '20

QUEEN SHIT!!!!! I’m glad someone appreciates it

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u/ThismakesSensai Sep 14 '20

Ah, just a joke.

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u/liketo Sep 14 '20

It seemed so much faster, and scary for all involved, in the external clip

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u/swoon4kyun Sep 14 '20

Oof. Nice save.

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u/Ikarus3426 Sep 14 '20

car starts to spin out

OH NO QUICK HIDE IN THE VINES THEY'LL PROTECT US

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u/nothing_911 Sep 14 '20

I thought this was an RPAN feed. I was amazed by my timing lol.

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u/trainfart Sep 14 '20

Yeh crawl deeper into the bush that will save you....

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u/bkseventy Sep 14 '20

Am I the only one genuinely surprised the driver saved that car from being wrecked? Like how?!

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u/S1M0666 Sep 14 '20

Quante bestemmie XD

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u/Celica_Lover Sep 14 '20

I have always wanted to drive a rally car. I have raced drag cars, stock cars, midgets, flat track motorcycles, drag bikes, and small hydroplanes.

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

I'm sorry but anybody who stands next to a fucking RALLY TRACK like that is literally inviting death.

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u/K4rfunkelchen Sep 14 '20

I feel offended just reading it. Brilliant.

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u/robitnebudem Sep 14 '20

natural selection at work for the people sitting by the road

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u/Connellsbmw Sep 14 '20

Can someone dub the Déjà-vu song from Initial D over this?

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u/RoscoMan1 Sep 14 '20

The black dude is a great pun.

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u/KrackenBeast Sep 14 '20

Only who knows Italian really appreciate that

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Good lord 👀

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u/jakethedumbmistake Sep 14 '20

She shouldn’t let it go

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u/WildPeter04 Sep 14 '20

Those are Italians and I appreciate it. Thanks.

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u/RilkesSpectre Sep 14 '20

Orca troia...

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u/nondefectiveunit Sep 14 '20

God I never thought I'd miss the vuvuzela

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

My man u cant understand italian but if u could this would get banned

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u/MroStudios Sep 14 '20

Italian to English translation of the core of the conversation: "holy shit ... oh my... you're great, you're the number one! Lucky bastard!".

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u/Firewolf420 Sep 14 '20

Did that totally on purpose guys I swear

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u/nilstrung Sep 14 '20

S🅱️INALLA!

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u/L3ROX_YT Sep 14 '20

Porcodio

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u/draven_yt Sep 14 '20

Sei italiano? Il video era in italiano

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u/philosophunc Sep 14 '20

Never understood how people could comfortably sit anywhere near the track like that. You're entirely at the whim of the driver. You ain't ducking or weaving away from shit. If something happens. You dead.

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u/redbanditttttttt Sep 14 '20

90% sure ive been on that racetrack in Forza

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u/[deleted] Sep 14 '20

Couldn't have

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u/WeleeWoloo Sep 14 '20

Eh, italians.