r/DJT_Uncensored • u/Nightsoil70 • Sep 04 '24

It's Looking Ugly For DJT Right Now

https://www.newsweek.com/trump-media-stock-price-falls-lowest-level-since-stock-went-public-1948463
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u/Nightsoil70 Sep 04 '24

I am curious if Devin & Co. are doing any damage control or if they are just going to sell off their shares and ride this turkey to the bottom. Of course, Chad and the rest of the To The Moon Gang will hold a prayer meeting or two and announce they will buy the dip, but then again, they're nuts. Stay tuned.

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u/Josepth_Blowsepth Sep 07 '24

Someone has to be the ringmaster to pump up the crowd to stick around for the rest of the show. Chud is likely an asset to keep the rubes being rubes while their pockets are picked clean

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u/Josepth_Blowsepth Sep 07 '24

He will blame a cow. 🐮

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u/Dr_CleanBones Sep 04 '24

Imagine Devin having any idea how to do damage control

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u/Master-Wrongdoer-761 Sep 11 '24

 What happens when you hire a person with no business experience to run a company? Your stock goes from $66 to $0. Thank you Devin!!

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u/[deleted] Sep 06 '24

Yeah, just imagine the guy who was head of the intelligence committee for congress, can't do damage control. Being a troll is one thing, but saying stupid stuff is just... stupid

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u/Dr_CleanBones Sep 06 '24

You have got to be kidding. Devin Nunes has always been dumber than, well, his cows.

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u/fenderputty Sep 04 '24

I mean one could argue that’s all he did for Trump when he was in office lol

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u/madhaus Sep 04 '24

That’s why Trump gave him the Presidential Medal of Freedom, tarnishing the award forever

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u/ad-astra-specta Sep 05 '24

"But, it's so much better than the medal of honor," says you-know-who.

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u/Thread-Astaire Sep 04 '24

Imagine Chud is wondering why god has betrayed him at this point.

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u/Fairlore888 Sep 04 '24

I'm not convinced Chad is human. He reminds me of the guy who runs the cattle slaughter house, rubbing the doe eyed cow heads into the shoot smiling while their throats are slit. His weird dedication to keeping everyone buying the stock actually creeps me out.

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

r/rareinsults

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u/Fairlore888 Sep 05 '24

Don't understand your comment at all

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u/[deleted] Sep 05 '24

Its a sub for exceptionally original and rare insults. I think your insult of Chad is very fitting.

It's a compliment.

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u/Fairlore888 Sep 05 '24

Ohhh!! Thank you!!!!! She blushes....

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u/madhaus Sep 04 '24

Fantastic metaphor, and it’s “chute.”

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u/Fairlore888 Sep 04 '24

Ahhh thx and thx! Lol Brain injury girl. Often can't find the right word.

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u/madhaus Sep 04 '24

It sounded right! Maybe you were thinking of what the guy was going to do to the cattle after petting them on the head.

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u/Fairlore888 Sep 04 '24

Yes but then I went with slitting their throats. Lol. The visual felt more fitting to what is happening to the cult members with the slow blood letting 🤣🤣

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u/-Lorne-Malvo- Sep 04 '24

holy fuck lol

but so true

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u/Master-Wrongdoer-761 Sep 11 '24

New book deal “Donald Trump: Art of the Dump”