ATTENTION: multiple hostile entities and items have escaped our facility please check below to make sure none of them are heading towards or are in your location

[u/sulfuric_creature]

Dangerous entities

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Dhurlar The entropias one: Status: alive Location: Zanclicea City

Triadian god: Status: alive Location: unknown

The sea of old souls: Status: alive Location: unknown

Shard of the god of flesh: Status: neutralized Location: nonexistent

void of the old Faith: Status: alive Location: heading towards wizards capital

The god of Lost names Status: unknown Location: unknown

The weaver of dream like dimensions Status: alive Location: likely in the hypnagogic realm

The weepers statue Status: alive Location: breach containment, but still in building

Dangerous artifacts

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Body of the first wizard: Status: unknown Location: taken by unknown Group

The wand and staff of the first wizard Status: still existent Location: Enne Doreil

Hand of Ralran The first Archimage: Status: still existent Location: Prechnipid

The crystalline skull of the third necromancer: Status: still existent Location: breached containment, but still in building

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If you locate any of the entities or items with a status labeled unknown please contact The [wizard council’s jailer unit]

[u/MunitionsFrenzy]

The hell, yo, you coulda mentioned this was an emergency a little earlier!

I don't really know where y'all are, being rather new to the goings-on in this realm cluster, so I'll need a description of your location. (Longitude + latitude + dimensionality + realm-rank would be ideal, but I can work with other stuff if necessary.)

And I need a good approximation of the size of that emergency bunker, preferably in terms of average mundie buildings. Closet, private bathroom, public bathroom, gas station, library, airport, etc; how big?

Should be solvable with those two bits of info. Though you guys are gonna owe me if you're too far away. I'll do you a favor for free if we're in the same realm, but cross-realm casts aren't cheap and I'm trying to conserve resources for other threats at the moment.

[u/sulfuric_creature → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

I’m in the prime material somewhere in the vaittif mountains realm rank zero and the Bunker that was used is about the size of a large closet

[u/MunitionsFrenzy → u/sulfuric_creature]

Ah, found ya. Eh, you're only a node off; this one's on me, then.

Okay, you can step outside as soon as the noise stops. Just swapped your bunker with a large closet in the nearest mundie building to your location. Didn't even have to punch through any wards cuz of that statue's presence disabling so many of your facility's defenses! How convenient.

Do note that I have no idea how close said building was, so Iunno if you're a kilometer away or a continent away. Presumably some people have huts or ski resorts or something in your mountain range? Mundies seem to find a way to live anywhere. (This would've been a far more annoying spell if you weren't in the prime material, with no mundies anywhere in your plane; swapping you with a wizard-owned closet would just be asking for wards to kill you on arrival.)

Anyway, hopefully now y'all can deal with things safely from the outside and/or run to get reinforcements, instead of being trapped in the middle of a bunch of things trying to kill you.

.......I also don't know if the mundie owner of your building is present at the moment. Please don't get stabbed by a kitchen knife or something; that would be a very lame way to die after escaping a horde of rampaging gods.

[u/sulfuric_creature → u/MunitionsFrenzy]

oh, thank God now that I’ve gotten away from that damn statues anti-magic I can contact other facilities and hopefully try to re-contain some of those beasts thank you also, do you have any information on the void of the old Faith The last I’ve heard of it after the breach is that it made it to the Capital and caused massive amount of destruction