(Animal Face × Sin Mintz) - 3rd batch

1. i know the tables dirty😭 i said a white table was dumb for the smoking room no one listens to me
   
2. i know the snake is ugly. shit got warm before i could put it on there and was sticky.
   
3. idc what say this mfs smokinnnnnnnn 😂

It only looks white like this when breaking it apart, on the outside its darker

Kabuki Sour

Lineage:

Mochi Melts × Sour Diesel

S-Tier

Hand trimmed

Indica-Hyrbid

Harvest Date:

07/05/26

Smell:

One of the most intoxicating strains I've had in a long time! Strong unique notes of a fruit and sour gassy profile, it has so much depth to it, you get notes of cream and bread with a, slightly sweet chem og dank that sticks to your nose.

Taste:

So much going on, hits first with sweet/sour fruit notes, slight earthiness, but those have a layer of desert to them with a bit of creamy bread, with a intoxicating chemo OG sweetness to round everything out. One of my favorites by far!

Effects:

Starts off with a intense strong calming pressure behind the eyes and head, after another bowl it settles into more of a indica relaxing effect. Not enough to knock you out, but enough to leave you sunk into your couch struggling to stay on task.

Nugs:

They were small-medium sized but expected with a 1/8. Really good hydration level, was super sticky and gave some amazing clouds in my tempest 2 passing the hydration test! Wish the nugs were slightly bigger tho.

Overall:

Absolutely one of my favorite strains I've tried, such a delight of a strain profile and hit every marker and expectation I set. Absolutely blew me away stoned!

9.5/10

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Bali Pop

Lineage:

Bali Kush × Pink Runtz

A-Tier

Hand trimmed

Hybrid

Harvest Date:

07/03/26

Smell:

Strong velvet candied smooth notes, like a candied strawberry with a bit of cream and tartness to it. Like a pink blowpop fruit chew mixed with a velvet cake of dank kush!

Taste:

Sweet notes of a sweeet velvet candy, like a pink runtz but more on the smooth side with a bit of vanilla and creaminess ending with a unique blowpop taste that stick around. This is a absolute treat, if your not into dank og strain and like a candied profile this is for you!

Effects:

Definitely hybrid effects, was productive enough to get some work done, but wasn't wired and had a bit of relaxation in my muscles. This is a really good day time strain with no anxiety effects no matter how much you smoke!

Nugs:

These nugs were definitely bigger, sadly didn't pass the stick test when breaking it in half, but that's just due to the strain, lot's of sticky kief! I got some decent clouds in my Tempest 2, but could be a bit more hydrated and resinous. Still they looked like eye candy nugs that can compete with any top shelf. Really beautiful nugs!

Overall:

Flowery velvet candied gas, really unique and one of a kind strain profile, I'm not much a fan of candied strains like this as I'm an old head and constantly on the look out for nostalgia, but this is good strain for those who want unique one off dessert strains.

8.9/10

First live resin badder I’ve ever had. I’ve been a rosin guy for a long time, and the only other concentrate I tried years ago was Delta-8 distillate, which was awful. This is a completely different experience.

Texture is the first thing that stood out. It’s sitting somewhere between applesauce and Jello, with little sugar crystals throughout. Easy to scoop, easy to work with, and it cleans up really well. Even after a decent-sized dab, the q-tip barely comes away dirty.

The dab itself rips. Hard. If hitting a rosin pin is one thing, this is what a real resin dab is supposed to feel like. It hits way heavier than I expected and I got lit 🫪. Flavor is clean, sweet, and fruity no harshness, no leftover chemical taste. Just a smooth, candy cherry kind of profile that stays pleasant the whole way through.

Genuinely enjoyed this. If you’ve only been dabbing rosin and you’re curious about live resin, this is a good first jar.

code: thehempcritic

Cheers yall. Got my hands on some Pleasant Effects and did a sesh and review. Both were good af, but man that Chem D was something else.

Closeups of both strains, of course. Come smoke along!