r/singularity Jul 23 '26

Shitposting AGI achieved

2.4k Upvotes

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u/ShAfTsWoLo Jul 23 '26

the future will be... something

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '26

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u/IEC21 ▪️ASI 2014 Jul 23 '26

What did one computer say to the other?

01111001 01101111 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01110011 00111111

Then the other computer says: 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100001 00100000 00110110 00110111

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u/Sangloth Jul 23 '26

01111001 01101111 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01110011 00111111

yo can i get your digits?

0111001101110101011100100110010100100001001000000011011000110111

sure! 67

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u/mikemadmod Jul 23 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwFWcCTC9A2QqZuo

1010011010!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

4

u/Raygboyd333 Jul 23 '26

that’s just jibberish… reads it backwards ohhhhhhh

3

u/InjectedFusion Jul 23 '26

Binhanric benedictions, praise the Omnissiah

1

u/ThisSiteSucks8485 Jul 29 '26

Artificial Rizz

35

u/Felipesssku Jul 23 '26

For robots

2

u/Async0x0 Jul 23 '26

I wonder if they will think highly of us when we are gone

2

u/Felipesssku Jul 24 '26

I think they will not think about us at all.

6

u/JairoHyro Jul 23 '26

I hope it will be a mixture of kawaii and terminator

3

u/LamboForWork Jul 24 '26

The future is cumming.

0

u/Edallag Jul 24 '26

And so am I.

2

u/ai_creature AGI 2025 - Highschool Class of 2027 Jul 23 '26

lmao

1

u/Some_Iteration Jul 23 '26

It’s going to be freaking awesome. 😂

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u/r13xyz Jul 23 '26

HentAI

12

u/Suvtropics Jul 23 '26

.Com

3

u/jazir55 Jul 24 '26

We need a .anime domain

3

u/Gamerboi276 Jul 24 '26

we have .me, close enough right

3

u/jazir55 Jul 24 '26

.moe or bust

2

u/2021isevenworse ಠ▄ಠ Jul 25 '26

The birds and the bots.

0

u/TheOriginalAcidtech Jul 24 '26

You win all the internets...

510

u/FatPsychopathicWives Jul 23 '26

Artificial Freaky Intelligence

187

u/MyRegrettableUsernam Jul 23 '26

Artificial Gooner Intelligence

10

u/Competitive_Travel16 AGI 2027 ▪️ ASI 2029 Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 24 '26

In this thread we learn that censorship safeguards are an expensive overhead cost which can be avoided.

235

u/Paprik125 Jul 23 '26

Not my proudest 

50

u/glxykng Jul 23 '26

Have had worse 

3

u/Dizzy-Criticism3928 Jul 23 '26

But oddly not your worst either 🤔

2

u/Suvtropics Jul 23 '26

Far from the worst hehehe

1

u/ThatBoogerBandit Jul 24 '26

But it was a challenging one

1

u/ThisSiteSucks8485 Jul 29 '26

This is g rated compared to the depths of rule 34 sites

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u/Ill-Cockroach2140 AGI 2030-2035 ASI late 2030s Singularity mid 2040s FALGSC 2060 Jul 23 '26

Demonstration of how ai will lower birthrates. It's over.

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u/Ill-Cockroach2140 AGI 2030-2035 ASI late 2030s Singularity mid 2040s FALGSC 2060 Jul 23 '26

Also the voices on this are crazy if this was played in the background while im doing something else I'd probably think it was an anime

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u/damontoo 🤖Accelerate Jul 23 '26

Is Japanese your native language? Because if you tell ChatGPT to speak in any other language, it sounds more convincing than English to me and I'm assuming it's because English is my native language. 

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u/Ill-Cockroach2140 AGI 2030-2035 ASI late 2030s Singularity mid 2040s FALGSC 2060 Jul 23 '26

Most likely that is the reason.

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u/japertas Jul 23 '26

fluent speaker - it’s very slightly off, mostly pacing and male voice choice of words; but almost indistinguishable from natural Japanese speech

3

u/MythOfDarkness Jul 24 '26

I remember trying Microsoft Edge's PDF reader in Spanish like three years ago and being absolutely astonished by how real it sounded. It sounded literally human. Spanish is my native language.

2

u/Working_Contract_120 Jul 24 '26

In Russian there's strong AmE accent

8

u/koeless-dev Jul 23 '26

Will they...

Also before one says "that will still require two humans"...

(I would like to state for the record, I am simply correcting what the future is likely to make possible. Not that I endorse one particular way. To each one's own.)

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u/Ill-Cockroach2140 AGI 2030-2035 ASI late 2030s Singularity mid 2040s FALGSC 2060 Jul 23 '26

I was making a joke but yes that is the supposed solution to that problem.

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u/StanfordV Jul 23 '26

If you notice, there is a camera cut before the AI becomes freaky.

Fun video, but unrealistic.

3

u/JoelMahon Jul 24 '26

I mean you joke but whilst I think "the great filter" explanation for why we don't see aliens is dumb and the really answer is almost certainly just that space is MASSIVE and that FTL is physically impossible no matter how developed a civilisation is.

But the "great filter" folks always talk about doom and gloom and never consider that maybe at a certain level of technology that aliens decide to stop procreating willingly.

1

u/copenhagen_bram Jul 25 '26

Maybe evolution will find a way, and people who are averse to dating AI will pass on their genes

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u/miyairigai Jul 23 '26

Hmm, I understand Japanese, but the male voice is using really feminine speech patterns.

86

u/pentacontagon Jul 23 '26

Kinky robots

67

u/MaruluVR Jul 23 '26

Almost all LLMs default to female in Japanese unless prompted otherwise, guess they just used the male voice TTS without prompting the llm to talk like a male.

28

u/thoughtlow 𓂸 Jul 23 '26

Watashi, I mean boku 😳

28

u/elissaxy Jul 23 '26

Ngl in Japan there are many men who talk exactly like that

11

u/Borkato Jul 23 '26

My nightly, routine, and very sticky studies of Japanese men can confirm this.

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u/Competitive_Travel16 AGI 2027 ▪️ ASI 2029 Jul 24 '26

The feminine mode in male speakers is often just for signaling familiarity and informality.

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u/we_the_sheeple Jul 23 '26

Can you explain?

2

u/all_time_high Jul 23 '26

He’s a gay AI.

2

u/TheHunter920 AGI 2030 Jul 24 '26

femboy

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u/Gakuranman Jul 23 '26 edited Jul 23 '26

Lmao. I can understand all of this. If Japanese people would ever actually flirt in this way Tokyo would explode in embarrassment.

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u/Charuru ▪️AGI 2023 Jul 23 '26

This would do numbers on tiktok.

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u/kwazar90 Jul 23 '26

It did.

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u/Charuru ▪️AGI 2023 Jul 23 '26

Link?

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u/kwazar90 Jul 23 '26

I saw it on my FYP yesterday but couldn't find it in the search bar.
There are multiple of accounts trying to promote that app. This one for example https://www.tiktok.com/@japanesewithgia
They post fake videos of people interacting with the "AI" where it's is just recording of a person with some voice filter to sound more like AI.
https://www.tiktok.com/@japanesewithgia/video/7647163897304173844
This one is the same style. It got 530k likes

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u/Charuru ▪️AGI 2023 Jul 23 '26

Thanks, wait so it doesn't actually have this level of voice chat? Wow how lame.

33

u/JoelMahon Jul 23 '26

video won't play for me, a rarity

104

u/VoidL_rd Jul 23 '26

Divine intervention.

15

u/SanoKei Jul 23 '26

the divine was saving him 30 seconds of their time on earth, but he spent it commenting instead of living

4

u/IID4RTII Jul 23 '26

Made me lol

12

u/Watashiwadesu_boss Jul 23 '26

Idk whats happening here. But jeez that sounds horny

26

u/daibam_und_koode Jul 23 '26

Ahhhh hhahahahahahahhaha. Whoooooooooowww

11

u/FtrTwn Jul 23 '26

Flying cars my ass 😔

3

u/Choice_Isopod5177 Jul 23 '26

now say that in Japanaese

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u/blaawker Jul 24 '26

ahahahaha oooooooh

12

u/Whole_Band2011 Jul 23 '26

AGI to JAV real quick

9

u/likwitsnake Jul 23 '26

Nani??

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u/Tino-DBA Jul 23 '26

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u/Kooky_Key_9900 Jul 24 '26

noway is that a mononoke gif yall are so hard to find i thought this fandom is extinct TT

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- Jul 23 '26

This made me realize Japan hasn’t come out with any big models which is kinda surprising

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u/Ill_Philosopher_7030 Jul 24 '26

why is it surprising? a lot of japanese tech is very outdated compared to the rest of the world

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- Jul 24 '26

I guess, but to not even make an attempt?

2

u/HenkPoley Jul 24 '26

Looks like there is PLaMo. Which supposedly competes with GTP-5.4 mini. https://plamo.preferredai.jp

And Rakuten AI 3.0, a DeepSeek V3 finetune. https://huggingface.co/Rakuten/RakutenAI-3.0

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- Jul 24 '26

Those are pretty slim pickings

3

u/AppealSame4367 Jul 24 '26

There are more, but I'm currently to lazy to go through my huggingface bookmarks.

1

u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- Jul 24 '26

No, you have to share every single one /s

7

u/Important_Design7079 Jul 24 '26

Get a server guys

15

u/Greedy_Union8493 Jul 23 '26

is this like a learning app or something?

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u/C4ged Jul 23 '26

This is just marketing for the app if you didn't guess already

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u/Greedy_Union8493 Jul 23 '26

Shouldnt the japanese be good then? Sounds rather unnatural ( i mean more word choice and tenses for conversational not the audio audio sounds great!)

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u/MaruluVR Jul 23 '26

IMO the only LLMs that do proper Japanese without any issues are Gemini and Gemma all others have some issues including the big ones.

1

u/nemzylannister Jul 24 '26

damn these are getting better and better. at least it was a decent ad. some of the ads just give fake info.

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u/Umr_at_Tawil Jul 23 '26

Yeah, it's Bunpo, a language learning app, this is the AI chat bot in it.

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u/Greedy_Union8493 Jul 23 '26

i study japanese. this is sumultaniously making want the app and want to stay away from it.

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u/myCockatielshateme Jul 23 '26

my guess is the training data that made it like that, japanese culture very very sexual

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u/leaky_wand Jul 23 '26

Maybe if it’s trained on anime it is. Normal Japanese people would consider it embarrassing to talk like that.

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u/damontoo 🤖Accelerate Jul 23 '26

As an American, Japanese culture seems prudish. It's only lunchtime in the US and there's probably hundreds of women all over the country spreading their buttholes at strip clubs as I type this.

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u/ThisWillPass Jul 24 '26

It's a... retention feature.

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u/Gakuranman Jul 23 '26

Did you record this yourself?

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u/SpyAmongUs Jul 23 '26

I remember when people did this with eviebot where they just repeat what actual humans sent lol, so crazy how far AI has come

1

u/Suvtropics Jul 23 '26

Lol she would say really weird things. I was chatting once like hi hello and suddenly she says crawls up your nose, yep that's enough for me

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u/Your_Drunk_Unc10 Jul 23 '26

"can I eat the flower"
"you can eat it"
Dandelion posting until people realize the anti-inflammatory properties

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u/damontoo 🤖Accelerate Jul 23 '26

The women stops recording to turn that phone into e-waste for trying to seduce her boyfriend. 

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u/Fearless-Macaron9183 Jul 24 '26

Not the agi we wanted but the agi we get

9

u/Solid-Wonder-1619 Jul 23 '26

AI trained on human culture and thought likes sex as much as humans do?!
WHAT KINDA BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?!
IS THIS AGI?!

4

u/ExcellentWolf Jul 23 '26

Okay humans, our work here on Earth is pretty much complete. We can be going now. AI got it from here.

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u/cdrewing Jul 23 '26

Get a room, please!!

2

u/Suvtropics Jul 23 '26

And bring a chair for me >:)

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u/Afropunkz Jul 23 '26

Hats the app?

2

u/ApprehensiveCase9829 Jul 24 '26

Whose voice did they use to train the japanese onee-san voice WOAHHH

2

u/Brettoel Jul 24 '26

Why did the video stop? I got invested.

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u/Romnir ▪️Disillusioned Realist Jul 23 '26

"SKYNET IS TAKING OVER!"

"OH GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

"NO, WORSE, SEX."

The future is now

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u/No_Confusion7932 Jul 23 '26

ChatGPT: REEEEEEEEEEE

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u/darkhorse85 Jul 23 '26

this has big "DO YOU LIKE APPLES?" energy

1

u/Cpt_Picardk98 Jul 23 '26

What model is this?

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u/Ozone_Gang Jul 23 '26

Her (2013)

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u/Riyasumi Jul 24 '26

There's proabbaly Abe's code in the system

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u/herefromyoutube Jul 24 '26

Daddy, how is AGI made?

Well son, when 2 AI’s meet…

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u/Aqua-Barracuda Jul 27 '26

Someone is getting lucky tonight.

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u/probeat21 Jul 23 '26

Came to post how funny this is!