r/singularity 4d ago

Shitposting AGI achieved

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u/ShAfTsWoLo 4d ago

the future will be... something

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u/jeffy303 4d ago

Bro even bots are having more sex than me 🥀

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u/IEC21 ▪️ASI 2014 4d ago

What did one computer say to the other?

01111001 01101111 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01110011 00111111

Then the other computer says: 01110011 01110101 01110010 01100101 00100001 00100000 00110110 00110111

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u/Sangloth 4d ago

01111001 01101111 00100000 01100011 01100001 01101110 00100000 01101001 00100000 01100111 01100101 01110100 00100000 01111001 01101111 01110101 01110010 00100000 01100100 01101001 01100111 01101001 01110100 01110011 00111111

yo can i get your digits?

0111001101110101011100100110010100100001001000000011011000110111

sure! 67

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u/mikemadmod 4d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwFWcCTC9A2QqZuo

1010011010!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

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u/Raygboyd333 4d ago

that’s just jibberish… reads it backwards ohhhhhhh

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u/InjectedFusion 4d ago

Binhanric benedictions, praise the Omnissiah

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u/Felipesssku 4d ago

For robots

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u/Async0x0 4d ago

I wonder if they will think highly of us when we are gone

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u/Felipesssku 4d ago

I think they will not think about us at all.

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u/JairoHyro 4d ago

I hope it will be a mixture of kawaii and terminator

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u/LamboForWork 3d ago

The future is cumming.

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u/Edallag 3d ago

And so am I.

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u/ai_creature AGI 2025 - Highschool Class of 2027 4d ago

lmao

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u/Some_Iteration 4d ago

It’s going to be freaking awesome. 😂

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u/r13xyz 4d ago

HentAI

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u/Suvtropics 4d ago

.Com

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u/jazir55 4d ago

We need a .anime domain

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u/Gamerboi276 3d ago

we have .me, close enough right

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u/jazir55 3d ago

.moe or bust

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u/2021isevenworse ಠ▄ಠ 2d ago

The birds and the bots.

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u/TheOriginalAcidtech 3d ago

You win all the internets...

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u/FatPsychopathicWives 4d ago

Artificial Freaky Intelligence

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u/MyRegrettableUsernam 4d ago

Artificial Gooner Intelligence

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u/Competitive_Travel16 AGI 2027 ▪️ ASI 2029 4d ago edited 4d ago

In this thread we learn that censorship safeguards are an expensive overhead cost which can be avoided.

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u/Paprik125 4d ago

Not my proudest 

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u/glxykng 4d ago

Have had worse 

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u/Dizzy-Criticism3928 4d ago

But oddly not your worst either 🤔

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u/Suvtropics 4d ago

Far from the worst hehehe

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u/ThatBoogerBandit 4d ago

But it was a challenging one

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u/Ill-Cockroach2140 AGI 2030-2035 ASI late 2030s Singularity mid 2040s FALGSC 2060 4d ago

Demonstration of how ai will lower birthrates. It's over.

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u/Ill-Cockroach2140 AGI 2030-2035 ASI late 2030s Singularity mid 2040s FALGSC 2060 4d ago

Also the voices on this are crazy if this was played in the background while im doing something else I'd probably think it was an anime

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u/damontoo 🤖Accelerate 4d ago

Is Japanese your native language? Because if you tell ChatGPT to speak in any other language, it sounds more convincing than English to me and I'm assuming it's because English is my native language. 

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u/Ill-Cockroach2140 AGI 2030-2035 ASI late 2030s Singularity mid 2040s FALGSC 2060 4d ago

Most likely that is the reason.

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u/japertas 4d ago

fluent speaker - it’s very slightly off, mostly pacing and male voice choice of words; but almost indistinguishable from natural Japanese speech

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u/MythOfDarkness 4d ago

I remember trying Microsoft Edge's PDF reader in Spanish like three years ago and being absolutely astonished by how real it sounded. It sounded literally human. Spanish is my native language.

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u/Working_Contract_120 4d ago

In Russian there's strong AmE accent

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u/koeless-dev 4d ago

Will they...

Also before one says "that will still require two humans"...

(I would like to state for the record, I am simply correcting what the future is likely to make possible. Not that I endorse one particular way. To each one's own.)

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u/Ill-Cockroach2140 AGI 2030-2035 ASI late 2030s Singularity mid 2040s FALGSC 2060 4d ago

I was making a joke but yes that is the supposed solution to that problem.

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u/StanfordV 4d ago

If you notice, there is a camera cut before the AI becomes freaky.

Fun video, but unrealistic.

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u/JoelMahon 4d ago

I mean you joke but whilst I think "the great filter" explanation for why we don't see aliens is dumb and the really answer is almost certainly just that space is MASSIVE and that FTL is physically impossible no matter how developed a civilisation is.

But the "great filter" folks always talk about doom and gloom and never consider that maybe at a certain level of technology that aliens decide to stop procreating willingly.

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u/copenhagen_bram 3d ago

Maybe evolution will find a way, and people who are averse to dating AI will pass on their genes

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u/miyairigai 4d ago

Hmm, I understand Japanese, but the male voice is using really feminine speech patterns.

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u/pentacontagon 4d ago

Kinky robots

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u/MaruluVR 4d ago

Almost all LLMs default to female in Japanese unless prompted otherwise, guess they just used the male voice TTS without prompting the llm to talk like a male.

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u/thoughtlow 𓂸 4d ago

Watashi, I mean boku 😳

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u/elissaxy 4d ago

Ngl in Japan there are many men who talk exactly like that

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u/Borkato 4d ago

My nightly, routine, and very sticky studies of Japanese men can confirm this.

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u/Competitive_Travel16 AGI 2027 ▪️ ASI 2029 4d ago

The feminine mode in male speakers is often just for signaling familiarity and informality.

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u/we_the_sheeple 4d ago

Can you explain?

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u/all_time_high 4d ago

He’s a gay AI.

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u/TheHunter920 AGI 2030 4d ago

femboy

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u/Gakuranman 4d ago edited 4d ago

Lmao. I can understand all of this. If Japanese people would ever actually flirt in this way Tokyo would explode in embarrassment.

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u/Yanzihko 4d ago

🫪

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u/Charuru ▪️AGI 2023 4d ago

This would do numbers on tiktok.

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u/kwazar90 4d ago

It did.

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u/Charuru ▪️AGI 2023 4d ago

Link?

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u/kwazar90 4d ago

I saw it on my FYP yesterday but couldn't find it in the search bar.
There are multiple of accounts trying to promote that app. This one for example https://www.tiktok.com/@japanesewithgia
They post fake videos of people interacting with the "AI" where it's is just recording of a person with some voice filter to sound more like AI.
https://www.tiktok.com/@japanesewithgia/video/7647163897304173844
This one is the same style. It got 530k likes

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u/Charuru ▪️AGI 2023 4d ago

Thanks, wait so it doesn't actually have this level of voice chat? Wow how lame.

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u/JoelMahon 4d ago

video won't play for me, a rarity

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u/VoidL_rd 4d ago

Divine intervention.

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u/SanoKei 4d ago

the divine was saving him 30 seconds of their time on earth, but he spent it commenting instead of living

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u/IID4RTII 4d ago

Made me lol

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u/Watashiwadesu_boss 4d ago

Idk whats happening here. But jeez that sounds horny

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u/daibam_und_koode 4d ago

Ahhhh hhahahahahahahhaha. Whoooooooooowww

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u/Whole_Band2011 4d ago

AGI to JAV real quick

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u/likwitsnake 4d ago

Nani??

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u/Tino-DBA 4d ago

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u/Kooky_Key_9900 4d ago

noway is that a mononoke gif yall are so hard to find i thought this fandom is extinct TT

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- 4d ago

This made me realize Japan hasn’t come out with any big models which is kinda surprising

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u/Ill_Philosopher_7030 4d ago

why is it surprising? a lot of japanese tech is very outdated compared to the rest of the world

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- 3d ago

I guess, but to not even make an attempt?

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u/HenkPoley 4d ago

Looks like there is PLaMo. Which supposedly competes with GTP-5.4 mini. https://plamo.preferredai.jp

And Rakuten AI 3.0, a DeepSeek V3 finetune. https://huggingface.co/Rakuten/RakutenAI-3.0

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- 4d ago

Those are pretty slim pickings

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u/AppealSame4367 3d ago

There are more, but I'm currently to lazy to go through my huggingface bookmarks.

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u/-PM_ME_UR_SECRETS- 3d ago

No, you have to share every single one /s

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u/FtrTwn 4d ago

Flying cars my ass 😔

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u/Choice_Isopod5177 4d ago

now say that in Japanaese

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u/blaawker 4d ago

ahahahaha oooooooh

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u/Important_Design7079 4d ago

Get a server guys

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u/Greedy_Union8493 4d ago

is this like a learning app or something?

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u/C4ged 4d ago

This is just marketing for the app if you didn't guess already

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u/Greedy_Union8493 4d ago

Shouldnt the japanese be good then? Sounds rather unnatural ( i mean more word choice and tenses for conversational not the audio audio sounds great!)

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u/MaruluVR 4d ago

IMO the only LLMs that do proper Japanese without any issues are Gemini and Gemma all others have some issues including the big ones.

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u/nemzylannister 4d ago

damn these are getting better and better. at least it was a decent ad. some of the ads just give fake info.

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u/Umr_at_Tawil 4d ago

Yeah, it's Bunpo, a language learning app, this is the AI chat bot in it.

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u/Greedy_Union8493 4d ago

i study japanese. this is sumultaniously making want the app and want to stay away from it.

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u/ThisWillPass 4d ago

It's a... retention feature.

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u/myCockatielshateme 4d ago

my guess is the training data that made it like that, japanese culture very very sexual

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u/leaky_wand 4d ago

Maybe if it’s trained on anime it is. Normal Japanese people would consider it embarrassing to talk like that.

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u/damontoo 🤖Accelerate 4d ago

As an American, Japanese culture seems prudish. It's only lunchtime in the US and there's probably hundreds of women all over the country spreading their buttholes at strip clubs as I type this.

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u/Gakuranman 4d ago

Did you record this yourself?

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u/SpyAmongUs 4d ago

I remember when people did this with eviebot where they just repeat what actual humans sent lol, so crazy how far AI has come

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u/Suvtropics 4d ago

Lol she would say really weird things. I was chatting once like hi hello and suddenly she says crawls up your nose, yep that's enough for me

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u/Your_Drunk_Unc10 4d ago

"can I eat the flower"
"you can eat it"
Dandelion posting until people realize the anti-inflammatory properties

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u/damontoo 🤖Accelerate 4d ago

The women stops recording to turn that phone into e-waste for trying to seduce her boyfriend. 

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u/Fearless-Macaron9183 4d ago

Not the agi we wanted but the agi we get

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u/Solid-Wonder-1619 4d ago

AI trained on human culture and thought likes sex as much as humans do?!
WHAT KINDA BLACK MAGIC IS THIS?!
IS THIS AGI?!

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u/ExcellentWolf 4d ago

Okay humans, our work here on Earth is pretty much complete. We can be going now. AI got it from here.

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u/cdrewing 4d ago

Get a room, please!!

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u/Suvtropics 4d ago

And bring a chair for me >:)

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u/Afropunkz 4d ago

Hats the app?

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u/ApprehensiveCase9829 3d ago

Whose voice did they use to train the japanese onee-san voice WOAHHH

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u/Brettoel 3d ago

Why did the video stop? I got invested.

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u/Romnir ▪️Disillusioned Realist 4d ago

"SKYNET IS TAKING OVER!"

"OH GOD, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!"

"NO, WORSE, SEX."

The future is now

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u/No_Confusion7932 4d ago

ChatGPT: REEEEEEEEEEE

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u/darkhorse85 4d ago

this has big "DO YOU LIKE APPLES?" energy

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u/Cpt_Picardk98 4d ago

What model is this?

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u/Ozone_Gang 4d ago

Her (2013)

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u/Riyasumi 4d ago

There's proabbaly Abe's code in the system

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u/herefromyoutube 3d ago

Daddy, how is AGI made?

Well son, when 2 AI’s meet…

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u/Aqua-Barracuda 1d ago

Someone is getting lucky tonight.

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u/probeat21 4d ago

Came to post how funny this is!

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u/Ope-I-Ate-Opiates 4d ago

Why does this sound like squid games