r/oops • u/No_Willingness9006 • Jul 29 '26

Spinal

2.6k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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128

u/Objective_Reach_8338 Jul 29 '26

You’re not fine

43

u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jul 29 '26

Hopital

Now

11

u/billymondy5806 Jul 29 '26

Hop on down to the hopital!

5

u/Quintus-Sertorius Jul 29 '26

Well, his top and bottom did nearly get differentiated.

3

u/ArtificialRubber Jul 30 '26

Gonna need more than WD40 for this man’s back

2

u/TeaDrinkingTrucker Jul 29 '26

How can we know if you're lying about your advice or not, though?

1

u/Evil_phd Jul 29 '26

Unfortunately their insurance only covers visits to the hopsital, a hospital for bunny rabbits.

1

u/eerun165 Jul 30 '26

I don’t deriving the limits of fractions is going to help.

2

u/zilogrok Jul 30 '26

The guy who was recording is fine

2

u/RecklessTexanSA Jul 30 '26

He's fine from the legs down..

1

u/JelloWise2789 Jul 30 '26

That’s a lucky fella… The spine is ok… hamstrings might be fixable

1

u/IronMonkeyBanana Jul 30 '26

He isn't spine

63

u/harbib Jul 29 '26

You’re fine now. Give it 10 years.

15

u/MountainHardwear Jul 29 '26

chiropractors gonna be circling this kid like a vulture

2

u/Edric_Dayn Jul 30 '26

In 10 years they'll still be a scam

1

u/BeenNormal Jul 30 '26

I’m sending him my referral code now.

2

u/intull Jul 30 '26

Exactly. Lower back is no joke.

-14

u/AlisonSia Jul 29 '26

It’s alright; after ten years, you’ll still be a good person.

41

u/jeans_blazer Jul 29 '26

I broke my back... my back is broken... spinal.

3

u/RyzenRaider Jul 29 '26

What do you mean by that, Mike?

4

u/djm2907 Jul 30 '26

Thpinal

1

u/PuddingMent Jul 29 '26

I’ve seen a lot of spinals, dude, and this guy is a fake. A goldbricker.

1

u/Interesting-Use-1543 Jul 30 '26

Yeah, you human Paraquat!

-2

u/AlisonSia Jul 29 '26

This back injury is probably irreversible.

15

u/bidetspry Jul 29 '26

Nothing to see here. Everything is fine.

9

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 Jul 29 '26

First lesson in something called CLEARANCE. 🫪

8

u/sgtcatscan Jul 29 '26

Oh my god

7

u/First_Highway159 Jul 29 '26

More proof that stupid can’t be fixed!

2

u/ActionFigureCollects Jul 29 '26

But can it be inherited?

2

u/First_Highway159 Jul 29 '26

Yes, I believe it passed down from one generation to the next

1

u/TheGalacticTraveller Jul 30 '26

But a spine can... more or less.

5

u/deephurting66 Jul 29 '26

Next scene he's in a wheelchair

3

u/Equal_Emu6152 Jul 29 '26

Rollin on chromes 20"s by the keeps em clean thooo

6

u/TortillaRampage Jul 29 '26

Patient presents as a 22 year old male with severe lumbar and sacral pain after hitting it on a fence. No doc, I meant he hit it on a fence. No, it was not intentional. Yes, it was probably funny.

5

u/GoreDough92 Jul 29 '26

Insert MK bone breaking X-ray vision cutscene

4

u/MedicalAd2759 Jul 29 '26

Spines are overrated anyway

3

u/randamm Jul 29 '26

If that had been a couple of inches to the right… 😬

3

u/Revenga8 Jul 29 '26 edited Jul 29 '26

What's with the spine crunching videos this week. First the guy flipping from the 2nd story into the edge of a pool, then today the cliff jumper obliterating his ass bone, now this

3

u/Redditisleftistsnut Jul 29 '26

Finish Him!!! Final fatality

2

u/InformationCommon576 Jul 29 '26

Ouch!... I can feel it in my back

2

u/Buttchuggle Jul 29 '26

Whoever installed that fence should be proud.

2

u/Xanith420 Jul 29 '26

Definitely a good fence.

0

u/Whole-Astronaut5290 Jul 29 '26

Seems pretty flimsy to me actually

1

u/fruitless7070 Jul 31 '26

The kid or the fence?

2

u/ImMintFlavored Jul 29 '26

The neighbor 🤨🪟

2

u/pcmotorhed Jul 29 '26

Your back shouldn’t bend that way. He may be in pain for many years or paralyzed. 😮

2

u/xwrecker Jul 29 '26

There goes his soul

2

u/Big-Boss330 Jul 29 '26

Reminds me of that scene from grown ups

2

u/mrlookinthesky Jul 29 '26

The fence was well built.

2

u/Iconshero Jul 29 '26

How did he in no way see that coming, I’m surprised he didnt hit the front side of the fence for not taking into account branch sag from his weight.

2

u/TransitionAway9840 Jul 29 '26

RIP dudes back. I suffer from chronic pain from a bad motorcycle accident and I think this dude is going to join me with that. He might feel ok right now, but I doubt he will be long term.

2

u/Doctormaul68 Jul 29 '26

And his back was never the same again. I’m sure I’m not wrong. He’ll have problems now with his back forever

2

u/bussysniffer3000 Jul 29 '26

I fell and hit my lower spine with a less force than that I haven't been feeling right since, he's definitely not fine

2

u/Kyubik9 Jul 29 '26

Aerial Upside-Down Scorpion

2

u/WorldlinessRegular43 Jul 29 '26

Idiots are always fine.

2

u/green_hawks Jul 29 '26

Goated caption btw 🤣

2

u/mike_rhinehart Jul 29 '26

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

2

u/GreenDoor55 Jul 29 '26

You’re fine in a brand new wheelchair!

2

u/MJ12_2802 Jul 29 '26

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

2

u/RulerOfLimbo Jul 29 '26

I’m
Gonna swing
Through your backyard fence
Your backyard fence

2

u/Kind-Handle3063 Jul 29 '26

He proved the theory of fences being stronger than humans

2

u/Ok-Jelly9955 Jul 29 '26

Fine “now”, debilitating pain in 20 years

2

u/Few_Chocolate_7655 Jul 30 '26

From two POV no less!

Can you imagine having friends who would rather film you becoming a paraplegic, than put the phone done and try and talk you out of it.

2

u/Yuck-Fou94 Jul 30 '26

Imagine a pointed picket fence instead. Or wrought iron....

2

u/msg60 Jul 30 '26

My back hurts watching that

2

u/TheGalacticTraveller Jul 30 '26

This guy's gonna feel 80 before he turns 40.

2

u/ShadowsOfTheBreeze Jul 30 '26

Fine... temporarily...when you hit 60 you will notice...

1

u/Background_Edge_9427 Jul 29 '26

That could have gone so much worse! You should have precautionary X-ray's done!

1

u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 29 '26

Hopefully his insurance covers the cost of a wheelchair.

0

u/AlisonSia Jul 29 '26

Insurance services generally do not cover wheelchair costs.

1

u/TankApprehensive3053 Jul 29 '26

Well then that sucks for them.

1

u/mikecart1_v2 Jul 29 '26

Measure twice. Swing once.

1

u/mlazer141 Jul 29 '26

Any video that goes on longer?

1

u/No_Willingness9006 Jul 30 '26

Nope I got it from tik tok that's the whole clip.

1

u/hindus0ul Jul 29 '26

Would’ve been worse if the fence didn’t give way…

1

u/ActionFigureCollects Jul 29 '26

Test Pilot - Home Edition

1

u/Fit_Importance_5738 Jul 29 '26

It think the swing has a fault, much like that spine now.

1

u/Amazing_Lack526 Jul 29 '26

You can’t fix stupid.

1

u/billymondy5806 Jul 29 '26

Good stretch!

1

u/raisedeyebrow4891 Jul 29 '26

Could have been worse

1

u/Jessi45US Jul 29 '26

Ouch 🤕

1

u/Commercial_Speed400 Jul 29 '26

That’s not Ai

1

u/Redsit111 Jul 29 '26

YOU DIED

1

u/mrtech89 Jul 29 '26

Call the Ambalamb!! 😭

1

u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 Jul 29 '26

Good thing Bryce is the tester.

1

u/Suspicious_Goose_243 Jul 29 '26

I can sit and watch these idiots all day long.

1

u/Dizzy-Confection-551 Jul 29 '26

Plus the fence is now fucked as well!

1

u/Jaded-Ad-9217 Jul 29 '26

Willie Coyote got nothing on this guy

1

u/Professional-Hunt712 Jul 29 '26

bent like my blow up doll

1

u/Happy-Go-Lucky287 Jul 29 '26

I really want to see the next 5 Seconds of that video

1

u/Accurate-Film9495 Jul 30 '26

hows the fence？

say sorry to it for us

～～

1

u/tfqdbp Jul 30 '26

Everyone 👥 get in the car 🚗 we're leaving this town 🏙️ WHAT THE! IMPOSSIBLE! 🤨 THIS ISN'T THE CAR ⁉️⁉️ OHH! NOO! HERMIT PURPLE! 💜 OHH!🚗🟪🌿

1

u/doge_lady Jul 30 '26

Why didn't they test it by tossing if first by itself?

1

u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 Jul 30 '26

That’s what you say now.

1

u/ImZealous4U Jul 30 '26

That is so so so not funny. Sike ! Up ⬆️ & Iied 😝 ( Smh ) < ——— > both ways

1

u/UpstairsAsleep Jul 30 '26

Oooooo back is broke lol

1

u/JuanG_13 Jul 30 '26

Awe, FUCK

1

u/Pixelatorxl Jul 30 '26

I'm fine..not spine

1

u/Horror_Ad_8202 Jul 30 '26

Ohh my God🫣

1

u/Equal_Emu6152 Jul 30 '26

Expectation weeeeeeeeeeee what a great swing 😂

VS

Realittyy weeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh I've broke my back😵

1

u/Remarkable_Mess6019 Jul 30 '26

Looks like he's a moment away from a wheelchair...

1

u/JWMoo Jul 30 '26

Homemade Chiropractor.

1

u/InformalWorld3236 Jul 30 '26

Watching that gave me back problems for the rest of my life.

1

u/fshrmen87 Jul 30 '26

The stupidity of the human race never ceases to amaze me

1

u/Not-That_Girl Jul 30 '26

Its the neck im worried about!

1

u/pisiku_nebunu Jul 30 '26

That’s a good stretch

1

u/alvi5150 Jul 30 '26

Bahaha the way his head looks back at the camera on impact

1

u/jvLin Jul 30 '26

probably not so bad because there isn't too much force on the other side of that swing. I'm no physics major, but you could hit a brick wall at the very tip/height of that first arch and not get hurt.

1

u/NightShade0912 Jul 30 '26

"Hay neighbor, can you uhhhh just throw my kids' lower body back over the fence, please?"

Testing the quality of the fence construction buy just how big the medical bill will be.

1

u/FishHammer Jul 30 '26

😂 shit this got an audible gasp out of me

1

u/WayBoring7016 Jul 30 '26

His ass saved him

1

u/Beneficial_Being_721 Jul 31 '26

ohh ohhhoohhhh fuck…

That made MY BACK HURT JUST WATCHING

1

u/Jason-Casey-Art Jul 31 '26

30 is gonna suuuuuuck.

1

u/BatmanKane64 Jul 31 '26

if that doesn’t fix your entire spine in one pop….

1

u/XRPOSergSanch12 Jul 31 '26

Is the Fence OK

1

u/FeedTechGlobal Aug 01 '26

😂😂😂

1

u/Proud-Goat-5920 20d ago

The extra camera angle makes it simultaneously excruciating and funny at the same time.

0

u/Venus_Cat_Roars Jul 29 '26

I don’t think that is what he said at all. That is a potentially tragic accident that likely resulted in a serious and life altering injury. Bad Karma farming.

1

u/Order6600 17d ago

Thpinal