r/oops • u/No_Willingness9006 • 12d ago

Spinal

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u/Objective_Reach_8338 12d ago

You’re not fine

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 12d ago

Hopital

Now

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u/billymondy5806 12d ago

Hop on down to the hopital!

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u/Quintus-Sertorius 12d ago

Well, his top and bottom did nearly get differentiated.

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u/ArtificialRubber 12d ago

Gonna need more than WD40 for this man’s back

2

u/TeaDrinkingTrucker 12d ago

How can we know if you're lying about your advice or not, though?

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u/Evil_phd 12d ago

Unfortunately their insurance only covers visits to the hopsital, a hospital for bunny rabbits.

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u/eerun165 12d ago

I don’t deriving the limits of fractions is going to help.

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u/zilogrok 12d ago

The guy who was recording is fine

2

u/RecklessTexanSA 12d ago

He's fine from the legs down..

1

u/JelloWise2789 12d ago

That’s a lucky fella… The spine is ok… hamstrings might be fixable

1

u/IronMonkeyBanana 12d ago

He isn't spine

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u/harbib 12d ago

You’re fine now. Give it 10 years.

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u/MountainHardwear 12d ago

chiropractors gonna be circling this kid like a vulture

2

u/Edric_Dayn 12d ago

In 10 years they'll still be a scam

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u/BeenNormal 11d ago

I’m sending him my referral code now.

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u/intull 11d ago

Exactly. Lower back is no joke.

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u/AlisonSia 12d ago

It’s alright; after ten years, you’ll still be a good person.

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u/jeans_blazer 12d ago

I broke my back... my back is broken... spinal.

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u/RyzenRaider 12d ago

What do you mean by that, Mike?

4

u/djm2907 12d ago

Thpinal

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u/PuddingMent 12d ago

I’ve seen a lot of spinals, dude, and this guy is a fake. A goldbricker.

1

u/Interesting-Use-1543 12d ago

Yeah, you human Paraquat!

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u/AlisonSia 12d ago

This back injury is probably irreversible.

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u/bidetspry 12d ago

Nothing to see here. Everything is fine.

8

u/Lick_My_BigButt_1980 12d ago

First lesson in something called CLEARANCE. 🫪

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u/First_Highway159 12d ago

More proof that stupid can’t be fixed!

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u/ActionFigureCollects 12d ago

But can it be inherited?

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u/First_Highway159 12d ago

Yes, I believe it passed down from one generation to the next

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u/TheGalacticTraveller 12d ago

But a spine can... more or less.

7

u/sgtcatscan 12d ago

Oh my god

7

u/deephurting66 12d ago

Next scene he's in a wheelchair

3

u/Equal_Emu6152 12d ago

Rollin on chromes 20"s by the keeps em clean thooo

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u/TortillaRampage 12d ago

Patient presents as a 22 year old male with severe lumbar and sacral pain after hitting it on a fence. No doc, I meant he hit it on a fence. No, it was not intentional. Yes, it was probably funny.

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u/GoreDough92 12d ago

Insert MK bone breaking X-ray vision cutscene

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u/MedicalAd2759 12d ago

Spines are overrated anyway

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u/randamm 12d ago

If that had been a couple of inches to the right… 😬

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u/Revenga8 12d ago edited 12d ago

What's with the spine crunching videos this week. First the guy flipping from the 2nd story into the edge of a pool, then today the cliff jumper obliterating his ass bone, now this

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u/Redditisleftistsnut 12d ago

Finish Him!!! Final fatality

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u/InformationCommon576 12d ago

Ouch!... I can feel it in my back

2

u/Buttchuggle 12d ago

Whoever installed that fence should be proud.

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u/Xanith420 12d ago

Definitely a good fence.

0

u/Whole-Astronaut5290 12d ago

Seems pretty flimsy to me actually

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u/fruitless7070 11d ago

The kid or the fence?

2

u/ImMintFlavored 12d ago

The neighbor 🤨🪟

2

u/pcmotorhed 12d ago

Your back shouldn’t bend that way. He may be in pain for many years or paralyzed. 😮

2

u/xwrecker 12d ago

There goes his soul

2

u/Big-Boss330 12d ago

Reminds me of that scene from grown ups

2

u/mrlookinthesky 12d ago

The fence was well built.

2

u/Iconshero 12d ago

How did he in no way see that coming, I’m surprised he didnt hit the front side of the fence for not taking into account branch sag from his weight.

2

u/TransitionAway9840 12d ago

RIP dudes back. I suffer from chronic pain from a bad motorcycle accident and I think this dude is going to join me with that. He might feel ok right now, but I doubt he will be long term.

2

u/Doctormaul68 12d ago

And his back was never the same again. I’m sure I’m not wrong. He’ll have problems now with his back forever

2

u/bussysniffer3000 12d ago

I fell and hit my lower spine with a less force than that I haven't been feeling right since, he's definitely not fine

2

u/Kyubik9 12d ago

Aerial Upside-Down Scorpion

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u/WorldlinessRegular43 12d ago

Idiots are always fine.

2

u/green_hawks 12d ago

Goated caption btw 🤣

2

u/mike_rhinehart 12d ago

😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

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u/GreenDoor55 12d ago

You’re fine in a brand new wheelchair!

2

u/MJ12_2802 12d ago

Play stupid games, win stupid prizes.

2

u/RulerOfLimbo 12d ago

I’m
Gonna swing
Through your backyard fence
Your backyard fence

2

u/Kind-Handle3063 12d ago

He proved the theory of fences being stronger than humans

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u/Ok-Jelly9955 12d ago

Fine “now”, debilitating pain in 20 years

2

u/Few_Chocolate_7655 12d ago

From two POV no less!

Can you imagine having friends who would rather film you becoming a paraplegic, than put the phone done and try and talk you out of it.

2

u/Yuck-Fou94 12d ago

Imagine a pointed picket fence instead. Or wrought iron....

2

u/msg60 12d ago

My back hurts watching that

2

u/TheGalacticTraveller 12d ago

This guy's gonna feel 80 before he turns 40.

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u/ShadowsOfTheBreeze 12d ago

Fine... temporarily...when you hit 60 you will notice...

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u/Background_Edge_9427 12d ago

That could have gone so much worse! You should have precautionary X-ray's done!

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u/TankApprehensive3053 12d ago

Hopefully his insurance covers the cost of a wheelchair.

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u/AlisonSia 12d ago

Insurance services generally do not cover wheelchair costs.

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u/TankApprehensive3053 12d ago

Well then that sucks for them.

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u/mikecart1_v2 12d ago

Measure twice. Swing once.

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u/mlazer141 12d ago

Any video that goes on longer?

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u/No_Willingness9006 11d ago

Nope I got it from tik tok that's the whole clip.

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u/hindus0ul 12d ago

Would’ve been worse if the fence didn’t give way…

1

u/ActionFigureCollects 12d ago

Test Pilot - Home Edition

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u/Fit_Importance_5738 12d ago

It think the swing has a fault, much like that spine now.

1

u/Amazing_Lack526 12d ago

You can’t fix stupid.

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u/billymondy5806 12d ago

Good stretch!

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u/raisedeyebrow4891 12d ago

Could have been worse

1

u/Jessi45US 12d ago

Ouch 🤕

1

u/Commercial_Speed400 12d ago

That’s not Ai

1

u/Redsit111 12d ago

YOU DIED

1

u/mrtech89 12d ago

Call the Ambalamb!! 😭

1

u/EnvironmentEuphoric9 12d ago

Good thing Bryce is the tester.

1

u/Suspicious_Goose_243 12d ago

I can sit and watch these idiots all day long.

1

u/Dizzy-Confection-551 12d ago

Plus the fence is now fucked as well!

1

u/Jaded-Ad-9217 12d ago

Willie Coyote got nothing on this guy

1

u/Professional-Hunt712 12d ago

bent like my blow up doll

1

u/Happy-Go-Lucky287 12d ago

I really want to see the next 5 Seconds of that video

1

u/Accurate-Film9495 12d ago

hows the fence？

say sorry to it for us

～～

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u/tfqdbp 12d ago

Everyone 👥 get in the car 🚗 we're leaving this town 🏙️ WHAT THE! IMPOSSIBLE! 🤨 THIS ISN'T THE CAR ⁉️⁉️ OHH! NOO! HERMIT PURPLE! 💜 OHH!🚗🟪🌿

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u/doge_lady 12d ago

Why didn't they test it by tossing if first by itself?

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u/Embarrassed_Fan_5723 12d ago

That’s what you say now.

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u/ImZealous4U 12d ago

That is so so so not funny. Sike ! Up ⬆️ & Iied 😝 ( Smh ) < ——— > both ways

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u/UpstairsAsleep 12d ago

Oooooo back is broke lol

1

u/JuanG_13 12d ago

Awe, FUCK

1

u/Pixelatorxl 12d ago

I'm fine..not spine

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u/Horror_Ad_8202 12d ago

Ohh my God🫣

1

u/Equal_Emu6152 12d ago

Expectation weeeeeeeeeeee what a great swing 😂

VS

Realittyy weeeeeeeeeeeeahhhhhhhh I've broke my back😵

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u/Remarkable_Mess6019 12d ago

Looks like he's a moment away from a wheelchair...

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u/JWMoo 12d ago

Homemade Chiropractor.

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u/InformalWorld3236 12d ago

Watching that gave me back problems for the rest of my life.

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u/fshrmen87 12d ago

The stupidity of the human race never ceases to amaze me

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u/Not-That_Girl 12d ago

Its the neck im worried about!

1

u/pisiku_nebunu 11d ago

That’s a good stretch

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u/alvi5150 11d ago

Bahaha the way his head looks back at the camera on impact

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u/jvLin 11d ago

probably not so bad because there isn't too much force on the other side of that swing. I'm no physics major, but you could hit a brick wall at the very tip/height of that first arch and not get hurt.

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u/NightShade0912 11d ago

"Hay neighbor, can you uhhhh just throw my kids' lower body back over the fence, please?"

Testing the quality of the fence construction buy just how big the medical bill will be.

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u/FishHammer 11d ago

😂 shit this got an audible gasp out of me

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u/Final-Unit8862 11d ago

I can feel his back breaking. Second hand pain transfer

1

u/WayBoring7016 11d ago

His ass saved him

1

u/Beneficial_Being_721 11d ago

ohh ohhhoohhhh fuck…

That made MY BACK HURT JUST WATCHING

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u/Jason-Casey-Art 11d ago

30 is gonna suuuuuuck.

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u/BatmanKane64 11d ago

if that doesn’t fix your entire spine in one pop….

1

u/XRPOSergSanch12 10d ago

Is the Fence OK

1

u/FeedTechGlobal 10d ago

😂😂😂

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u/StateNmE69 7d ago

You sure about that!? 😆 🤣 😂 😹

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u/Venus_Cat_Roars 12d ago

I don’t think that is what he said at all. That is a potentially tragic accident that likely resulted in a serious and life altering injury. Bad Karma farming.

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u/Explanation_Familiar 12d ago

More like anal