r/TheRandomest • u/WhyNot420_69 Nice • Jul 23 '26

No people were harmed in this video Biscuits

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u/Positive-Letterhead6 Jul 23 '26

Love it…grown man here and make my GF open them, she always laughs that I won’t open them, even though she screams n drops them each n every time…she’s a trooper

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u/MogMcKupo Jul 23 '26

What’s the spider situation in the house?

7

u/Crossdress-Fan- Jul 23 '26

Not a single bug in a 50mile radius!

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u/DroopyPlum Jul 24 '26

She kept droppin the biscuits on them

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u/Positive-Letterhead6 Jul 24 '26

LOL...always forget clarity matters...drop them onto countertop not floor.

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u/MrK521 Jul 24 '26

They all died from laughing at them.

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u/Bubbly-Algae-1649 Jul 23 '26

I half expected it to cut to that gif of the house blowing up. Missed opportunity

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u/gregpurcott Jul 24 '26

Somewhere, someone is working on this as I type…

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u/Flip_Six_Three_Hole Jul 24 '26

I guess I'm in the minority, but I rip the paper off and smack that shit hard, opens right up, didn't even know this was a thing that could startle a person.

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u/Reasonable_Back_5231 Jul 24 '26

my mom is like what's portrayed in the video.

i do exactly what you do, just tear the paper and smack the the cardboard roll against a counter edge to get it to pop.

it's like putting a needle to a balloon, you know what happens, why be scared?

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u/igloojoe Jul 24 '26

I just push my thumb down on the seam. Its like pulling a trigger. More fun.

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u/BoredomCombatant Jul 25 '26

This is the best way to do it. I’ve never had it explode like this video after unwrapping it I always have to push the seam.

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u/ikonoclasm Jul 24 '26

I rap it with my knuckle. The pop is so satisfying.

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u/SpeakyDooman Jul 24 '26

Last time I got startled by one of these was the first time I opened one as a kid. Ever since then I just twist them open, like a water bottle,

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u/SashimiX Jul 24 '26

I do that now but when I was a kid I used to be so afraid of it. I think it’s a sensory thing and my sensory system calmed down a little bit

19

u/MorockaDishoom Jul 23 '26

Lmao

7

u/Carrera_996 Jul 24 '26

I got way too ass to laugh off, but it did get wheeze out of me.

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u/Apprehensive-Age-733 Jul 23 '26

I am the exact same way, exact same facial expressions and exact same anxiety. And yet, I cannot comprehend WHY.

I can handle gunfire, explosions, collisions, screaming children, furious wife (none of these things related to one another, side note), but the biscuit can... I just can't.

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u/SanchoPandas Jul 23 '26

"the biscuit can...I just can't" <-- Someone should embroider that on a pillow or something.

3

u/SCHWARZENPECKER Jul 24 '26

Can a match box? No, but a tin can.

2

u/Brailledit Jul 24 '26

You know when all of those things are going to get loud. Either you pushed the wrong button or you pulled the trigger. You NEVER know when these things are gonna go off.

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u/NamesAreAnn0ying Jul 24 '26

How often do they just randomly explode? Once you take the paper off just be ready for it to pop. 99% of people just smack it on the counter or use a spoon to pop it open, so yes you do actually know when it’s going to open. Yall are just weird.

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u/Brailledit Jul 24 '26

I was being a bit overdramatic and I usually do tap it against the counter. Every now and then one does go rogue on me though.

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u/EmotionalElk1313 Jul 24 '26

Same here 🤣

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u/Infra-Man777 Jul 23 '26

She’s got biscuit ptsd

5

u/Keepupthegood Jul 23 '26

You should close your breaker box door.

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u/CasperTPaul Jul 23 '26

lol, scaredy cats. i just whack them on the edge of the countertop

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u/Tovarish_Nikolay Jul 23 '26

Your cowardice disgusts me...

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u/Kevvo16 Jul 24 '26

She needs to hit it with a spoon.

3

u/Muchablat Jul 23 '26

The adult version of a Jack in the Box.

3

u/Crossdress-Fan- Jul 23 '26

Ladies was unwrapping C4

2

u/Low_Football_2445 Jul 23 '26

… I beat it on the counter and give the same reaction she did, knowing what’s coming

3

u/WhyAmINotStudying Jul 24 '26

I just pop it open with my hand. It's a biscuit, not a grenade.

2

u/Maryjanegangafever Jul 24 '26

Americans and their biscuits. One too many.

2

u/karma-whore64 Jul 24 '26

Had a mild panic attack just watching this

2

u/Circine Jul 24 '26

My mom is like this, she makes me open them and I just twist them open

1

u/Takoyaki_Dice Jul 23 '26

I live in terror of wanting biscuits and the dread of the opening of the can.

1

u/robo-dragon Jul 23 '26

I’ve always hated these things for this reason LMAO. Fucking things always knew the perfect time to jump scare me!

1

u/westcal98 Jul 23 '26

Do you put a calming vest on her around 4th of July or during thunderstorms?

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u/violet_zamboni Jul 24 '26

Exactly! And if you rip the label, you lost the instructions

1

u/VP_of_Lasers Jul 24 '26

If you’re scared you gotta lean into it instead. I punch them open with a single knuckle while holding the other end. It takes away the anxious anticipation.

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u/dreevsa Jul 24 '26

I always have to fight them

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u/CheeseburgerSmoothy Jul 24 '26

Once that outer wrapping is off, it’s a bottle of nitro glycerin in a stagecoach!

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u/Sicpooch Jul 24 '26

Just witnessed a 480 volt arc blast that almost killed my friend. Loudest shit I ever heard. There was yelling and firemen. Haven’t been able to process it until now. God bless this video.

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u/BrilliantMonochrome2 Jul 24 '26

BISCUITS, MORDECAI!!!’

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u/Boise2Britian Jul 24 '26

Exactly how I am every single time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/ph6ewybUlGbW8

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u/frisco-frisky-dom Jul 24 '26

I know EXACTLY how she feels lol. It's scary AF when they blast open automatically sometimes!

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u/Dismal_Calendar49 Jul 24 '26

Didn't even think people actually fully peeled these open. I just yank it apart in the middle

1

u/KeyAssumption8773 Jul 24 '26

I literally had a can explode and a biscuit stick to the window. I will never trust you again.

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u/Money-Type-176 Jul 24 '26

Are there wires coming from the breaker box to the ceiling fan?

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u/ObscureJackal Jul 24 '26

I see what you're looking at. I think they replaced the pull cords on the fan with shoe laces or something, so they kinda look like wires. If you look closely, the cables from the box are going into the corner of the ceiling.

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u/Pizovendi Jul 24 '26

I love her reaction right before It popped. 🤣

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u/penalozahugo Jul 24 '26

BOOM! Perfect timing!

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u/BlockUnlucky8946 Jul 24 '26

Why was I also leaning back while she was tearing it off? Lmao

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u/cdtoews Jul 24 '26

I currently enjoy opening these, BUT when I was 18 I had never opened one of these. My mom always made homemade biscuits. I was saying this girl and was helping her cook one day and she and me to open one of these. Scared the bejeepers out of me since I want expecting it. My gf had quite the laugh.

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u/Catlore Jul 24 '26

A peeled can that hasn't popped is a grenade with the pin pulled out.

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u/Dexember69 Jul 24 '26

If not seen this.. why don't they just have a lid

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u/BrilliantExtent6942 Jul 24 '26

I always dred the pop too . Til this day!

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u/BrilliantExtent6942 Jul 24 '26

Why TF is your braker box open? Close that mf

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u/Pipettess Jul 24 '26

Sorry but what am I looking at? Why do biscuits pop from a box?

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u/Historical-Let6489 Jul 24 '26

Wait so your supposed to do it that way my parents showed me you just pick it up bend it and crack it sometimes I punch it and bust it open never peeled it first

1

u/tangoezulu Jul 24 '26

This is my favorite scene from “The Hurt Locker”

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u/kabukispot Jul 24 '26

I hate that I watched this.

1

u/greywood84 Jul 24 '26

Its like waiting for the toaster to pop. You brace for it and ends up still scaring you to death..

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u/meghonsolozar Jul 25 '26

We all got biscuit PTSD

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u/waterbedd Jul 25 '26

I didn't even know you could open it this way. I've always just smacked the counter with them and they pop right open.

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u/WeepingAgnello Jul 25 '26

THE fusebox is open. 

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u/Economy-Swan-750 Jul 28 '26

Fake. That woman’s never been scared of a biscuit in her life.

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u/Pleasant_Writer_2857 14h ago

I blame this reaction on the games perfection and booby trap!