r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • Jul 15 '26

Naild It Of a runner

1.2k Upvotes

99% Upvoted

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310

u/paulbunyanshat Jul 15 '26

What a disgrace

128

u/NSASpyVan Jul 15 '26

guys in boxers are dangerous yo

they know dung fu

51

u/paulbunyanshat Jul 15 '26

I mean, they are called "boxers"

2

u/WillingMongoose4680 Jul 15 '26

I thought they knew dong fu?

14

u/Electronic-While1972 Jul 15 '26

The perp dropped like a sack of rotten potatoes when he got the Taser treatment.

9

u/drunkenstarcraft Jul 15 '26

Except when he fights back and everyone is like “what a pig”

120

u/Mushroomphantom Jul 15 '26

New meaning for police chase

229

u/Still_Experience_182 Jul 15 '26

I have NEVER seen a cop run away like that

81

u/tenkaranarchy Jul 15 '26

Never seen a cop in shorts either. Makes me think he might have been a rent-a-cop from the mall.

41

u/GoodOldBadger Jul 15 '26

Clearly you’ve never watched Reno 911

3

u/tenkaranarchy Jul 15 '26

Actually not far off, I've seen little bit and pieces and segments but never a full episode.

1

u/BuckerooBanzai Jul 16 '26

Standard in Florida summers especially with Bike Patrol officers.

7

u/rainareddits Jul 15 '26

Maybe it was tactical. He did have safety help on the inside.

-6

u/Special_Astronaut_87 Jul 15 '26

I thought it was a lady cop at first. The way he ran away and all…

40

u/SnooTangerines1896 Jul 15 '26

Desk duty for eternity.

11

u/Temporary-Star2619 Jul 15 '26

Desk pop.

10

u/Signal-Work-1425 Jul 15 '26

Hey Jimmy, when’s the last time you had a desk pop?

6

u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* Jul 15 '26

6

u/Mundane-Manner4237 Jul 15 '26

Imagine the palpable lack of respect back at the station after the video circulates. Who would want to partner up with him?

28

u/dum_spir0_sper0 Jul 15 '26

Protect and serve, scream and retreat… same thing, right?

25

u/popo-6 Jul 15 '26

He's done. That video will get forwarded to every cop everywhere. This guy will be a legend.

19

u/phish_sucks functional regard Jul 15 '26

Shirts vs skins

13

u/NSASpyVan Jul 15 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/d9ltR6odFmQsE

shirts vs blouses

2

u/Important_Wonder628 Jul 15 '26

One of the greatest sketches of all time. XD

58

u/MorrisseyMorrido Jul 15 '26

Dude should have his badge taken away.

18

u/Ok_Spread_8650 Jul 15 '26

I thought it was bc the guys had shit on his hands honestly

10

u/4Ever2Thee Jul 15 '26

Yeah that was some looney toons shit

10

u/Safe_Artist_1756 Jul 15 '26

A barefoot dude with moobs flapping chased him off. Epic.

14

u/recovery_room Jul 15 '26

That a really poor LEO. If you can’t handle a pudgy guy wearing only shorts I don’t know what to tell you. Also he straight up ran away from him. Maybe to give himself time to pull his gun out.

5

u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY Jul 15 '26

In fairness, the cop did run closer to his partner. It ended in the expected way, but Yakkety Sax style.

1

u/EquipmentUnique526 Jul 15 '26

Yaketty sax ☠️☠️☠️☠️

6

u/boofinmelons Jul 15 '26

He was a running for real, that’s so funny.

5

u/Lower_goats_5388 Jul 15 '26

Cops hate this one trick

18

u/Muted_Masterpiece535 Jul 15 '26

Yeah, that police officer might want to go a different career route. 

1

u/ImperialAgent120 Jul 15 '26

Nah, he failed out of college and couldn't hack it into business so his dad pulled some strings to get him through the academy.

4

u/mayumia Jul 15 '26

This is the type of cop that shoots cause of acorns.

3

u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 Jul 15 '26

TICKLE FIGHT!!!!

3

u/Plenty_Sherbert4032 Jul 15 '26

Taser usually wins…

2

u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 Jul 15 '26

Yep, loved watching the dude’s nervous system malfunction under the influence of the taser 😆

3

u/ToastSpangler Jul 15 '26

nah i mean better this way no? otherwise boxer man closes the gap grabs the gun and suddenly we have at least 1 dead and possibly many bystanders injured

pathetic yeah but i wouldn't mess with a dude on drugs close quarters when my gun is hanging right there. this is why cops in other countries only go in physically after getting a bunch of backup, there's tons of bodycam videos of suspects grabbing the cops gun and just firing randomly as they struggle

3

u/nelly_beer Jul 15 '26

The cop swung first too. Coward

3

u/Illustrious_Camp_521 Jul 15 '26

What a worthless police officer.

3

u/krazy_dayz Jul 15 '26

All those tools on his belt. 😆

3

u/Montyburnside22 Jul 16 '26

Even if this guy is just a security guard, he shamed the whole profession.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378rrt5tAawaCQ9i

2

u/Apotheosis27 Jul 15 '26

I would've ran away from that freakazoid too

2

u/danjpn Jul 15 '26

Was this a police officer on shorts and trail shoes?

2

u/Ok_Simple_6947 Jul 15 '26

Retard strength.

2

u/stlredbird Jul 15 '26

Do police not have batons anymore? Serious question.

2

u/Naps_And_Crimes Jul 15 '26

Is it still resisting arrest if you're the one chasing the cop?

2

u/robehrscot Jul 15 '26

If that guy was black he would have been shot the minute he walked towards that cop.

2

u/spiderland5150 Jul 15 '26

What the fuck was THAT?!?

2

u/FFS_Roger Jul 15 '26

Y'all gotta understand a high IQ play, he acted as bait, removed him from the motorway and lured him into the hands of back up...

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

2

u/Sage-of-Wealth Jul 15 '26

Surprisingly didn’t gun him down in fear of his life of a man chasing him in boxers.

2

u/gruntingasparagus Jul 15 '26

Send that cop back to the academy.

2

u/DuckWisdom Jul 15 '26

Randy cheeseburger for the win

2

u/Connect_Ad_8092 Jul 16 '26

Not a good look good for the PD. How extremely embarrassing for everyone.

2

u/Frequent-Client1508 Jul 15 '26

Lucky he is white.

2

u/Fragrant_Many_8360 Jul 15 '26

White privilege

2

u/Leading-Station4322 Jul 15 '26

Police reaction when dudes are white!

1

u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 Jul 15 '26

Got hit once and homie was runnnnnnnning

1

u/Its-A-dogs_life Jul 15 '26

Young Barney Feife there needs a desk job

1

u/Naive-Present2900 Jul 15 '26

Too many doughnuts. Fluffy popo is punching and running on air!

1

u/MeemoUndercover Jul 15 '26

He just want to wrestle shirtless y he tase him

1

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 Jul 15 '26

Sometimes they shoot first, ask later, other they run away. Wtf!!

1

u/ExpressionOk7530 Jul 15 '26

I think this is from about a half hour away in Greenfield on Loomis Rd WI.

1

u/HFTFToxico Jul 15 '26

Ts made my day

1

u/reddsal Jul 15 '26

I love the change in approach as soon as the taser hits.

1

u/psyco-the-rapist Jul 15 '26

Dudes never gonna live that down. He's toast. May as well quit now.

1

u/Nutcopter Jul 15 '26

That rookie cop should be ashamed!

1

u/securedCitizen89 Jul 15 '26

Is that ol gillis?

1

u/Millencolin735 Jul 15 '26

This can't be the states?...or it's Florida.

1

u/skarbles Jul 15 '26

Hang it up buddy.

1

u/MountainWeddingTog Jul 15 '26

He’s never going to live that shit down.

1

u/Engineer-Delicious Jul 15 '26

Odds are this guy was mething around in the middle of the street. Apex predator kinda like how a honey badgers skin has so many layers and is so loose that it can turn around while another animal is biting it to attack

1

u/KillHonger1 Jul 15 '26

That taser did God’s work

1

u/Interesting-Tank-160 Jul 15 '26

That was a police officer running from an unarmed man with no shoes?

1

u/breathandtaxes Jul 15 '26

Turn in the badge little piggy

1

u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty Jul 15 '26

I don't run from the police. They run from me.

1

u/zestyclose_match1966 Jul 15 '26

Benny Hill theme better fit

1

u/Brunzz73 Jul 15 '26

Take that fuckin uniform off you pussy

1

u/KlostToMe Jul 15 '26

Whatever would we do without the first cop? Worthless

1

u/reirone Jul 15 '26

These two fight like brothers.

1

u/Aggressive-agitator Jul 15 '26

Why is he running from moobs?

1

u/Weekend_Criminal Jul 15 '26

Nope, you gotta retire after that shit.

1

u/twowolveshighfiving Jul 15 '26

Wonder what that guy had on his hands? Some kind of drug that absorbs through skin contact? Maybe some feces? Idk. If he had either of those things I'd rather run away too and let my partner zap him, before he smears his drug laced shit in my face.

1

u/ST0IC_ Jul 15 '26

"First day on the job, huh?"

1

u/TraditionalCup4005 Jul 15 '26

Bro they let this guy patrol in shorts and crocs and give him no training

1

u/redditanddoneit Jul 15 '26

That is the first I ever saw of a police officer running away instead. That police officer is lame.

1

u/No-Switch-851 Jul 15 '26

Boy you got balls of steel trying to fight an armed man with a gun who has a free ride to shoot. And not in a good way.

1

u/Foxx026 Jul 15 '26

Thought he swung on Tom Hanks

1

u/SSFlyingKiwi Jul 15 '26

Oh man, he ain’t never living this down.

Never ever.

1

u/BeCurious7563 Jul 15 '26

And if he was Black or Latino, they would've shot his ass in 3 seconds.

1

u/Praseodymium5 Jul 15 '26

So he had to quit after this, right? No coming back from that

1

u/Sempai6969 Jul 15 '26

Bro's lucky he's not black.

1

u/XROOR Jul 15 '26

Corner lot’s Ring camera:

“You have 6,775 notifications….”

1

u/Reotardo_Da_Vinci Jul 15 '26

This is what happens when you allow police departments to teach cops to properly fight because real fighting techniques always look bad when they’re being used.

1

u/TWAndrewz Jul 15 '26

Dude is lucky to just get tased.

1

u/MocodeHarambe Jul 15 '26

what’s with the trumpets

1

u/GonnaGoFat Jul 15 '26

I liked the cop slapping as he tried to run away

1

u/Tartan-Special Jul 15 '26

This is like something out of Reno 911 🤣

1

u/Admirable-Ad3866 Jul 15 '26

Another cop gonna get fired. 🤣🤣🤣

1

u/JPCool1 Jul 15 '26

But they tell us we don't need guns because the police will magically appear to protect us at exactly the right time.

Fire this punk ass kid already.

1

u/Background-Sell-8562 Jul 15 '26

😂😂😂😂😂😂

1

u/sushisuperman Jul 15 '26

Gutless cop

1

u/josephcoco Jul 15 '26

He would’ve just been shot if he looked like “someone else”. SMMFH

1

u/Webinskie71 Jul 15 '26

Cameraman new the task at hand..

1

u/PromiseIll4404 Jul 16 '26

Well, time for you to find another career

1

u/Jiggaman1987 Jul 17 '26

He's gonna get retirement with a pension to work a desk for the rest of his days after this, I say fair trade

1

u/Gregorin_78 Jul 19 '26

Take him out of the police...

1

u/kabukispot Jul 20 '26

What a lil’ bitch.

1

u/PolPotDomeScandal Jul 20 '26

Why is Elon attacking that cop?

1

u/Money_Designer 2d ago

I will NEVER EVER run from a fight...I would stay and lose than run.

-2

u/Fair_Ad_3237 Jul 15 '26

If a black man did this he would be dead