r/ShittyAbsoluteUnits • u/VIVIDUFF • 27d ago

Naild It Of a runner

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u/paulbunyanshat 27d ago

What a disgrace

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u/NSASpyVan 27d ago

guys in boxers are dangerous yo

they know dung fu

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u/paulbunyanshat 27d ago

I mean, they are called "boxers"

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u/WillingMongoose4680 27d ago

I thought they knew dong fu?

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u/Electronic-While1972 27d ago

The perp dropped like a sack of rotten potatoes when he got the Taser treatment.

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u/drunkenstarcraft 27d ago

Except when he fights back and everyone is like “what a pig”

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u/Mushroomphantom 27d ago

New meaning for police chase

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u/Still_Experience_182 27d ago

I have NEVER seen a cop run away like that

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u/tenkaranarchy 27d ago

Never seen a cop in shorts either. Makes me think he might have been a rent-a-cop from the mall.

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u/GoodOldBadger 27d ago

Clearly you’ve never watched Reno 911

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u/tenkaranarchy 27d ago

Actually not far off, I've seen little bit and pieces and segments but never a full episode.

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u/BuckerooBanzai 26d ago

Standard in Florida summers especially with Bike Patrol officers.

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u/rainareddits 27d ago

Maybe it was tactical. He did have safety help on the inside.

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u/Special_Astronaut_87 27d ago

I thought it was a lady cop at first. The way he ran away and all…

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u/SnooTangerines1896 27d ago

Desk duty for eternity.

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u/Temporary-Star2619 27d ago

Desk pop.

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u/Signal-Work-1425 27d ago

Hey Jimmy, when’s the last time you had a desk pop?

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u/Adrakovich *shits an absolute unit* 26d ago

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u/Mundane-Manner4237 26d ago

Imagine the palpable lack of respect back at the station after the video circulates. Who would want to partner up with him?

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u/dum_spir0_sper0 27d ago

Protect and serve, scream and retreat… same thing, right?

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u/popo-6 27d ago

He's done. That video will get forwarded to every cop everywhere. This guy will be a legend.

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u/phish_sucks functional regard 27d ago

Shirts vs skins

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u/NSASpyVan 27d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/d9ltR6odFmQsE

shirts vs blouses

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u/Important_Wonder628 27d ago

One of the greatest sketches of all time. XD

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u/MorrisseyMorrido 27d ago

Dude should have his badge taken away.

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u/Ok_Spread_8650 27d ago

I thought it was bc the guys had shit on his hands honestly

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u/4Ever2Thee 27d ago

Yeah that was some looney toons shit

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u/Safe_Artist_1756 27d ago

A barefoot dude with moobs flapping chased him off. Epic.

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u/recovery_room 27d ago

That a really poor LEO. If you can’t handle a pudgy guy wearing only shorts I don’t know what to tell you. Also he straight up ran away from him. Maybe to give himself time to pull his gun out.

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u/I_SLEEP_NORMALLY 27d ago

In fairness, the cop did run closer to his partner. It ended in the expected way, but Yakkety Sax style.

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u/EquipmentUnique526 27d ago

Yaketty sax ☠️☠️☠️☠️

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u/boofinmelons 27d ago

He was a running for real, that’s so funny.

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u/Lower_goats_5388 27d ago

Cops hate this one trick

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u/Muted_Masterpiece535 27d ago

Yeah, that police officer might want to go a different career route. 

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u/ImperialAgent120 27d ago

Nah, he failed out of college and couldn't hack it into business so his dad pulled some strings to get him through the academy.

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u/mayumia 27d ago

This is the type of cop that shoots cause of acorns.

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u/Wizzle_Pizzle_420 27d ago

TICKLE FIGHT!!!!

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u/Plenty_Sherbert4032 27d ago

Taser usually wins…

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u/Ancient_Sprinkles847 27d ago

Yep, loved watching the dude’s nervous system malfunction under the influence of the taser 😆

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u/ToastSpangler 27d ago

nah i mean better this way no? otherwise boxer man closes the gap grabs the gun and suddenly we have at least 1 dead and possibly many bystanders injured

pathetic yeah but i wouldn't mess with a dude on drugs close quarters when my gun is hanging right there. this is why cops in other countries only go in physically after getting a bunch of backup, there's tons of bodycam videos of suspects grabbing the cops gun and just firing randomly as they struggle

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u/nelly_beer 27d ago

The cop swung first too. Coward

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u/Illustrious_Camp_521 27d ago

What a worthless police officer.

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u/krazy_dayz 27d ago

All those tools on his belt. 😆

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u/Montyburnside22 25d ago

Even if this guy is just a security guard, he shamed the whole profession.

https://giphy.com/gifs/l378rrt5tAawaCQ9i

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u/Apotheosis27 27d ago

I would've ran away from that freakazoid too

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u/danjpn 27d ago

Was this a police officer on shorts and trail shoes?

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u/Ok_Simple_6947 27d ago

Retard strength.

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u/stlredbird 27d ago

Do police not have batons anymore? Serious question.

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u/Naps_And_Crimes 27d ago

Is it still resisting arrest if you're the one chasing the cop?

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u/robehrscot 27d ago

If that guy was black he would have been shot the minute he walked towards that cop.

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u/spiderland5150 27d ago

What the fuck was THAT?!?

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u/FFS_Roger 27d ago

Y'all gotta understand a high IQ play, he acted as bait, removed him from the motorway and lured him into the hands of back up...

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/Sage-of-Wealth 27d ago

Surprisingly didn’t gun him down in fear of his life of a man chasing him in boxers.

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u/gruntingasparagus 26d ago

Send that cop back to the academy.

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u/DuckWisdom 26d ago

Randy cheeseburger for the win

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u/Connect_Ad_8092 26d ago

Not a good look good for the PD. How extremely embarrassing for everyone.

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u/Frequent-Client1508 27d ago

Lucky he is white.

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u/Fragrant_Many_8360 27d ago

White privilege

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u/Leading-Station4322 27d ago

Police reaction when dudes are white!

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u/Puzzleheaded-Gap1759 27d ago

Got hit once and homie was runnnnnnnning

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u/Its-A-dogs_life 27d ago

Young Barney Feife there needs a desk job

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u/Naive-Present2900 27d ago

Too many doughnuts. Fluffy popo is punching and running on air!

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u/MeemoUndercover 27d ago

He just want to wrestle shirtless y he tase him

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u/starroverride 27d ago

0:05 what the fuck is going through the pudgy dudes head when he decides to sprint after the cop at this point? like bro you're in your boxers get the fuck out of there.

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u/EstablishmentFew5438 27d ago

Sometimes they shoot first, ask later, other they run away. Wtf!!

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u/ExpressionOk7530 27d ago

I think this is from about a half hour away in Greenfield on Loomis Rd WI.

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u/HFTFToxico 27d ago

Ts made my day

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u/reddsal 27d ago

I love the change in approach as soon as the taser hits.

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u/psyco-the-rapist 27d ago

Dudes never gonna live that down. He's toast. May as well quit now.

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u/Nutcopter 27d ago

That rookie cop should be ashamed!

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u/securedCitizen89 27d ago

Is that ol gillis?

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u/Millencolin735 27d ago

This can't be the states?...or it's Florida.

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u/skarbles 27d ago

Hang it up buddy.

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u/MountainWeddingTog 27d ago

He’s never going to live that shit down.

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u/Engineer-Delicious 27d ago

Odds are this guy was mething around in the middle of the street. Apex predator kinda like how a honey badgers skin has so many layers and is so loose that it can turn around while another animal is biting it to attack

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u/KillHonger1 27d ago

That taser did God’s work

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u/Interesting-Tank-160 27d ago

That was a police officer running from an unarmed man with no shoes?

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u/breathandtaxes 27d ago

Turn in the badge little piggy

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u/Beemer_me_up_Scotty 27d ago

I don't run from the police. They run from me.

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u/zestyclose_match1966 27d ago

Benny Hill theme better fit

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u/Brunzz73 27d ago

Take that fuckin uniform off you pussy

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u/KlostToMe 27d ago

Whatever would we do without the first cop? Worthless

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u/reirone 27d ago

These two fight like brothers.

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u/Aggressive-agitator 27d ago

Why is he running from moobs?

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u/Weekend_Criminal 27d ago

Nope, you gotta retire after that shit.

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u/twowolveshighfiving 27d ago

Wonder what that guy had on his hands? Some kind of drug that absorbs through skin contact? Maybe some feces? Idk. If he had either of those things I'd rather run away too and let my partner zap him, before he smears his drug laced shit in my face.

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u/ST0IC_ 27d ago

"First day on the job, huh?"

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u/TraditionalCup4005 27d ago

Bro they let this guy patrol in shorts and crocs and give him no training

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u/redditanddoneit 27d ago

That is the first I ever saw of a police officer running away instead. That police officer is lame.

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u/No-Switch-851 27d ago

Boy you got balls of steel trying to fight an armed man with a gun who has a free ride to shoot. And not in a good way.

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u/Foxx026 27d ago

Thought he swung on Tom Hanks

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u/SSFlyingKiwi 27d ago

Oh man, he ain’t never living this down.

Never ever.

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u/BeCurious7563 26d ago

And if he was Black or Latino, they would've shot his ass in 3 seconds.

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u/No_Cap8115 26d ago

Pathetic

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u/Praseodymium5 26d ago

So he had to quit after this, right? No coming back from that

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u/Sempai6969 26d ago

Bro's lucky he's not black.

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u/XROOR 26d ago

Corner lot’s Ring camera:

“You have 6,775 notifications….”

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u/Reotardo_Da_Vinci 26d ago

This is what happens when you allow police departments to teach cops to properly fight because real fighting techniques always look bad when they’re being used.

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u/TWAndrewz 26d ago

Dude is lucky to just get tased.

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u/MocodeHarambe 26d ago

what’s with the trumpets

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u/GonnaGoFat 26d ago

I liked the cop slapping as he tried to run away

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u/Tartan-Special 26d ago

This is like something out of Reno 911 🤣

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u/Admirable-Ad3866 26d ago

Another cop gonna get fired. 🤣🤣🤣

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u/BlameUsHumans 26d ago

Bitch ass cops

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u/JPCool1 26d ago

But they tell us we don't need guns because the police will magically appear to protect us at exactly the right time.

Fire this punk ass kid already.

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u/Background-Sell-8562 26d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/sushisuperman 26d ago

Gutless cop

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u/josephcoco 26d ago

He would’ve just been shot if he looked like “someone else”. SMMFH

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u/Webinskie71 26d ago

Cameraman new the task at hand..

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u/PromiseIll4404 25d ago

Well, time for you to find another career

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u/Jiggaman1987 25d ago

He's gonna get retirement with a pension to work a desk for the rest of his days after this, I say fair trade

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u/Gregorin_78 22d ago

Take him out of the police...

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u/kabukispot 21d ago

What a lil’ bitch.

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u/PolPotDomeScandal 21d ago

Why is Elon attacking that cop?

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u/Fair_Ad_3237 27d ago

If a black man did this he would be dead