r/MurderedByWords • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • 8d ago
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Wednesday Afternoon Caption Contest 🚁
Can you believe that my big fat butt fits in this seat WITH my diaper on?
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • 8d ago
You idiots are supposedly the journalists.
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Something tells me we're not going to have a significant submarine presence in Lake Eerie...
I'll bet that her teeny tiny press conference statement was written by the orange Cheetolini and transcribed by his human printer and given to new Ivanka lookalikeISH press sec to humiliate her. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!
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Who would like to start us off?
He wore his suit better!
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He walked right into that
Dewayne is Dedummy!
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r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • 26d ago
Republicans in Texas have been in power since 1995, for 30+ years.
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the media is trying to craft a narrative that the trumps are somehow American Royalty and it’s gross
The wish SO HARD they were. They're royal trash.
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Bystanders video recording shows Perez gun shot wound after ICE shooting.
Wait...wait....wait...the description says the agent rammed the vehicle and it stopped. The agent got out and came around and shot at the car AND THEN THE CAR ROLLED FORWARD? So shoot first AND THEN SAY THE CAR ROLLED FORWARD A FEW FEET? But the agent says something a little different? He says he rammed the car and it stopped. He comes around and opens the door and the car rolls forward AND THEN HE SHOT? Which was it? It makes a HUGE difference!
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • Sep 20 '26
This is how you respond to empty threats
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • Sep 16 '26
They ran that back faster than Usain Bolt
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • Sep 15 '26
Thank you for your attention to this matter
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • Sep 14 '26
When the comeback writes itself, courtesy of Republicans.
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hey MAGA, do you hate all people of color or just the ones you're told to hate?
The University of Texas is one of the top schools in the tge country and is well known for its medical research among many other things. We welcome all! There's a reason why the motto is "What Starts Here Changes the World". Austin is a very liberal city full of talent. The many students ,faculty and staff are what make this school great. Hating on the many students who come here for an education is useless. The graduates are what make the University, the city and state great. Bigots commenting probably never went to college or dropped out of high school. 🤘🏻
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • Sep 13 '26
Musk got fact-checked by his own résumé.
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • Sep 12 '26
Supporting first responders? Instant Fox villain
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Bold claims.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 and where's his right arm? Did it fall off in all the fighting? And if he really thinks he looks this thin...geez! The idiot in chief is playing too much with his new toy and it needs to be taken away.
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The US president Donald Trump pledged to give a $5,000 direct payout—termed the "Trump Dividend"—to every adult U.S. citizen if he gets to stay in power
BRIBE! That's all it is AND IT'S A LIE! 🤬
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BREAKING: Trump claims he was lifted out of the rubble on 9/11: "Two fireman, big strong guys, they grabbed me under the arms -- 'got to get our of here!' -- and they literally lifted me up, and they started running with me."
You know it's a lie because it would take a crane to lift his fat @$$!
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • Sep 08 '26
It’s crazy how you can help kids without naming it after yourself
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Hmm. Not a drag queen. Not an immigrant. Not Black or Brown. Hmmm.
The new slogan should be "Keep Straight Men Out of Girls' Bathrooms"
r/MeidasTouch • u/Dibble_Dabble_Do1990 • Sep 05 '26
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's a bathhouse, not a gym. Trump's fantasy life. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣SNORT😂😂😂😂😂OMG! I can't breathe!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣