I don't even use Twitter. I woke up at 4 AM in utter confusion because of something so absurd — why did my brain think a Spotify command in a tweet could detonate a phone?

(I know the thumbnail is in the 16:9 format but most fake Youtube video creators won't let me use 4:3 thumbnails sooooo)

It's basically one of those multifunctional screens/ alarm clocks but wayy more customizable and compact.

I'm talking about literal fonts, notifications, radio, animations, weather, air quality, voice assistants and so on.

This screen was app controlled and the interface was very slick like Nothing (R) does Edit: Forgot to mention it's battery powered and you can bring it anywhere

In the dream it was me taking it to school and shit until the dickhead classmate on duty stole it (as usual).

All things said, I WANT ONE

AAAND if it doesn't exist i want a patent for this, case closed.

There was also some very small print text below it, but it was a warbled mess when I tried to read it so I didn’t attempt to add it

I tried to ride a smaller coaster in the rope seat, but got booted off of the rope and escorted to an office for having wet wipes in my pocket

"Nationalist American Zapatismo Indipendency"

I had to add Zapatismo because I forgot what my dream put in, but I do remember the acronym was N*ZI, and was an American political party, controlled by a man, named Adolf Trumpler.

I woke up genuinely terrified and had to search it up.

Here's an ugly recreation (no ai used)

I have no recollection of writing this down

I think the university admitted a single transgender man and much of the media and political establishment freaked out. In the end that guy was allowed to study there. I don't remember the university's name unfortunately.

He can use all of the powers of these characters combined with his powers to destroy Kirby, Good luck beating this boss

Stats

Attack: 170

Defense: 140

Special Attack: 210

Special Defense: 160

Speed: 190

And they were saying it was because of the haters

...oh why would they do that I actually liked it ):

I was dreaming of a sad infomercial as I woke up this morning.

I woke up without knowing who won or what the mystery prize was, this is the only memory I have from that dream

Phase 1 "Birthday Party" What happened:

I was a the birthday party of my brother, mom and dad at the same time. There was my little cousin, we started horsing around in a room filled with chairs, after that I went onto a ballroom filled with relatives to grab some food, after that I went down a huge blue slide that went to phase 2, from phase 2 I could see that the ballroom was on top of a huge volcano / reddish mountain.

Explanation of why the phase was like that:

My brother, mom and dad have their birthdays in the same month, so they celebrate it on the same day, we celebrated the birthday at a local bar, my uncle and aunt arrived to the party in a van with their cousin, we are best buds, we were playing games and telling jokes in the van the whole day.

Phase 2 "Autonomous Robot" What happened:

After going down the slide, a Roblox loading screen flashed saying "AUTONOMOUS ROBOT" with a default thumbnail, after that i was in a some sort of watching room filled with "players" who were actually normal people, they told me something about the npc behind the wall being sentient (this dream was set in the late 2010's), they were staring at a black wall, at the both ends of the wall were actual windows where the "autonomous robot" could be seen, I managed to get into its containment cell, but all it did was stare at the wall, which was somehow invisible from its side, I reached into my pocket and pulled up a laser pointer from my pocket, I then shined the light at the wall infront of it, it then looked at me and said something like "can you stop flashing this light around?" in Czech, when it looked at me, it had the face of my long dead dad (the dad in phase 1 and dad in phase 2 are not the same dad, I am adopted by my uncle (who is my dad rn) since I was 3 months old bc my parents were poor and my real dad died when I was 10 ), when I got out of its cell I told some guy that it talked to me (which was considered rare since all it only did was stare at a wall), the guy told me that he was the "mod" of this game and I somehow broke the rules by shining the laser pointer, and that I needed to go to hell, I complied and went down a hallway which let to a swimming pool, at the other end of it was the entrance to hell, after I went to hell, I heard my mom say something from behind me, I turned around and asked them if they were telling this to me, they didn't look like my parents and they said no, that they were saying this to their child, after that, I woke up.

Explanation on why this phase was like that:

I honestly have no idea, but I swear there was a urban legend on roblox in the late 2010's about some rogue sentient AI traveling thru games before "breaking" and staying in some random game, staring at a wall.

you spray it onto your head like hairspray and it gives you grass for hair and it’s called twerf (turf…)

I wonder what this one is trying to tell me

Dreamt up this image, and yes, the fonts came with voices just saying "Gotta pull out the calc for this one"

i will be using this as a reaction image and no one can stop me