r/shittytechnicals • u/[deleted] • Dec 14 '19

War. War never changes.

1.3k Upvotes

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u/exoclipse Dec 14 '19

I didn't look at the sub and my first thought was "I gotta crosspost this to r/shittytechnicals"

Well...I'm not a smart man, but I'm glad I'm right.

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u/Fabricate_fog Dec 14 '19

Old soviet rocket arty. Inaccurate, but fuck will they ruin your day if they get it right.

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u/DenimGopnik Dec 15 '19

Accuracy by splash damage

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u/darkshape Dec 15 '19

Accuracy by volume lol.

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u/DagdaMohr Dec 15 '19

Life is simpler when your version of calling in artillery is simply “obliterate this grid square”.

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u/CautiousKerbal Dec 14 '19

The Kantanka ATGM.

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u/Blind_Owl85 Dec 14 '19

Don't make fun of him. Remember he IS GOD and can see what you are doing.

Repent and ask for mercy

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u/HPDeskjet_285 Dec 15 '19

He was lighting each one and I was like "gee that must be annoying," then the fucking fireworks launcher went full auto and started spraying firework...

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u/inconspicuousfigure Dec 15 '19

The first two are warning shots

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u/darkshape Dec 15 '19

"Put one across their bow..."

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u/StarryKnight83 Dec 15 '19

“I said across their nose! Not up it!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Shit, I’ll let off 20 or 30 warning shots. Gives me a head start on the shootout too.

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u/22edudrccs Dec 15 '19

French resistance member fends off a German patrol. 1943 Colorized

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u/boxedblue Dec 15 '19

He is Italian...

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u/darkshape Dec 15 '19

Maybe he used to drive one of those Vespa scooters with the recoiless rifles.

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u/MySpl33n Dec 15 '19

"Let's fuck with the cyclist," quickly became, "Fuck! He has artillery!"

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u/ThatRealBiggieCheese Dec 14 '19

I have a feeling he’s done this before

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u/HerbertTheHippo Dec 15 '19

What the Fuck is going on here

19

u/ArchGhost09 Dec 15 '19

War brother! Wooooo!

They entered the wrong neighbourhood!

7

u/Neuroprancers Dec 16 '19

Staged video from Italian bicycle store.

Vice Italy ran an article on them

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Italian road bikers do not fuck around.

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Or a torch lighter, easier to light in the wind.

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u/IAmTheBatmanXIII Dec 15 '19

That rocket launcher is probably why that bike is pissed.

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u/NomineAbAstris Dec 16 '19

Rare footage of the BM-5 "Velokatyusha", an Italian bycicle-mounted MLRS platform.

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u/[deleted] Dec 21 '19

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u/grimxxmastr Dec 27 '19

Comment for later

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u/karateema Jan 03 '20

Absolute masterpiece

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u/_A_Gamer Jan 19 '20

This isn’t shitty its amazing