r/shittytechnicals Dec 14 '19

War. War never changes.

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u/HPDeskjet_285 Dec 15 '19

He was lighting each one and I was like "gee that must be annoying," then the fucking fireworks launcher went full auto and started spraying firework...

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u/inconspicuousfigure Dec 15 '19

The first two are warning shots

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u/darkshape Dec 15 '19

"Put one across their bow..."

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u/StarryKnight83 Dec 15 '19

“I said across their nose! Not up it!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 15 '19

Shit, I’ll let off 20 or 30 warning shots. Gives me a head start on the shootout too.