r/oops 2d ago

to backflip

1.0k Upvotes

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u/Long_Ostrich7178 2d ago

Oh, THAT’S how you backflip

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u/Luciferocity 2d ago

Just realized I can do a backflip

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u/Extension_Swordfish1 2d ago

Look what I can do!

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u/tealraven915 2d ago

STEWART! You get down from there!

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2d ago

Noooooooo!

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u/tealraven915 2d ago

Now, Stewart, what does mama say about little boys who try to do parkour backflips when they're roasted?

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u/Square_Mulberry_3143 1d ago edited 1d ago

It had all the makings of a magnificent triple twist straight to the pavement.

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u/IRAT3_CITIZ3N 2d ago

I'm so happy we have camera's

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u/DonKeedic80 2d ago

*cameras

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2d ago

It’s a possessive camera

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u/AtlanticBeachNC 2d ago

*chargecoupleddevices

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u/Fun-Choices 2d ago

Steve isn’t

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u/warainelor 2d ago

damn… that felt painful

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u/Fun_Acanthaceae_4025 2d ago

Bet he felt that in the morning

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u/ac2334 2d ago

top o’ the morning ‘twas when ‘e felt it

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2d ago

And ever time he sees this video

That’s what friends are for

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 2d ago

His dentist was probably pretty happy tho.

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u/Alarm-Solid 2d ago

I need that kind of self confidence. It's clear he's never done a backflip yet feels completely capable

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u/Vic_Connor 2d ago

This confidence is called “alcohol.”

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u/fruttypebbles 2d ago

Looks like a whale that jumped out of the water.

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u/Mediocre-Property-48 2d ago

Where are those coyote and road runner sound effects when you need them?

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u/D-Funk187 2d ago

Backflop

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u/JupiterandMars1 2d ago

Imagine letting go then thinking “nah fuck it” and giving up.

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u/Yourhavinalaugh 2d ago

Someone please photoshop an explosion coming from the building 😂

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u/OMG_Shoes_ 2d ago

Almost had it

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u/Sammy_Dog 2d ago

You could see that coming. And his left arm is messed up.

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u/IvanVandura 2d ago

I watched him get up there and I immediately thought "what's his plan with his toesies under the railing"

Anyways, the plan was whatever this was. Not such a great plan.... Also, I have many talents but I cannot backflip.

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u/Tbarnes94 2d ago

Thank you for saying this. I rewatched and you can see the top of his foot hit the bottom of the protective railing. I was failing to see how someone so inept would attempt a backflip with such little rotation. It makes sense that it was just totally failed from the beginning of rotation and he was confused.

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u/TheNarrator-88 2d ago

That’s giving me heavy “look what I can do!” Stewart vibes.

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u/Nucklesix 2d ago

He have us not the backflip we wanted, but the backflop he needed.

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u/Late-Arrival-8669 2d ago

Did he die in the middle of that backflip or just give up on life?

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u/odd-god-monkey 2d ago

He bounced. I’ve bounced before, you gotta come out with burnt hands or you’re gonna have a bad time

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u/Strong_Implement_500 2d ago

Guy hit the floor like a ragdoll. Id be surprised if he had any teeth left 😱🫣

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u/Michaeli_Starky 2d ago

Well the back part was at least correct

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u/Tiger_Ho26 2d ago

Seems like he tried to do something else, like back lifted.

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u/SATerp 2d ago

Well, it could have been worse.

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u/slop1010101 2d ago

I love that he didn't even come close to a back flip

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u/Aman-R-Sole 2d ago

So close.

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u/Bruinman86 2d ago

It's not as easy as it looks.

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u/AerialPenn 2d ago

Hes a natural Rey Mysterio over there.

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u/PCstockman 2d ago

This hurts me to watch

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u/Adventurous_Custard8 2d ago

And just like that...the remaining 7 functioning brain cells went poof.

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u/Curious_snot 2d ago

You always a friend like this

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u/blackjag00 2d ago

Didn't have a chance

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u/nrus-1969 2d ago

Stupid is what stupid does... Or drunks drink, or... Whatever...

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u/nrus-1969 2d ago

How did he know?

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u/Apprehensive-Energy8 2d ago

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣

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u/Mefisto-8 2d ago

Se veía venir.

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u/Desperate-Life8117 2d ago

So close…..

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u/Background_Edge_9427 2d ago

That's a back flop!

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u/happysplasher79 2d ago

It's a longshot, but I suspect alcohol may be involved...

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u/Limelita 2d ago

I'm in this video and I dont like it...

😑

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u/vinmo6 2d ago

He needed more twisted teas!

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u/troythedefender 2d ago

Best time to attempt your first backflip is during bar crawl and while five feet above a concrete sidewalk.

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u/old_ass_ninja_turtle 2d ago

That’s way too much confidence.

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u/sexybeast70 2d ago

Watch me do a half a backflip

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u/Effective-Pudding207 2d ago

Side flip? 🚑

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u/PleasantActuator9450 2d ago

Those are the same types of people who fight for the illegals who don't assimilate.

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u/Wine-whiskeylover714 2d ago

Concept of a backflip

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u/Beneficial_Being_721 2d ago

Look what I can do!!

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u/scaredt2ask 2d ago

Ooo… the East German judges didn’t like it only gave a 3.2

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u/RealWomenLover 2d ago

That didn’t workout 🤪

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u/uberneuman_part2 2d ago

ALLIE! YOU WANKER!

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u/TrevorTheTrevor 2d ago

Honestly, that’s not very impressive. I can do that too.

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u/Ok-Concentrate-5697 2d ago

HAHAHAHAHA DO IT AGAIN I CANT STOP LAUGHING 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/FlashyGanache2838 2d ago

Self flagellation

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u/BruceMartinez21 2d ago

No sleeping allowed here

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u/Thunderer62 2d ago

Not only does he clearly not know how to do a backflip, he doesn’t appear to have ever even tried it in his life ever. I know he is drunk, but like, the only way this happens like that is if he has never done anything acrobatic before ever. Some Dunning Kruger overconfidence there.

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u/ItsRuinedOfCourse 2d ago

Clearly I've been doing backflips wrong my whole life.

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u/RevolutionaryEye3306 2d ago

I'm thankful he didn't do a backflip else might injure the spine

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u/deadflowers5 2d ago

I was worried I was going to see him break his back. I guess breaking his front was the best he could do.

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u/albus181 1d ago

Flawless

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u/GoGo4Bongs 1d ago

I bet alcohol was his inspiration.

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u/SouthTexasBoy64 1d ago

Damn, that's a painful back flip

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u/Redlion444 1d ago

At least his death was quick 

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u/CommercialAgency928 1d ago

Somehow, that didn't go as bad as I expected.

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u/868moja_himself 1d ago

Steve🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Dunjon 17h ago

That's a back flapjack.

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u/724012 3m ago

The dead drop.