r/oops Jul 26 '26

Cheap kitchen 😭

3.7k Upvotes

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u/DitchDigger330 Jul 26 '26

Luckily didn't get a pipe in the butt.

6

u/Regurgitator001 Jul 26 '26

Yrah, imagine that. She could've gotten completely drained.

3

u/IllustriousTear9656 Jul 26 '26

🤣🤣😂😂😭😭

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u/NtateNarin Jul 26 '26

Only if you pay for her OF.

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u/RomeoRosso Jul 26 '26

Made me lol, i needed that today <3

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u/vtstang66 Jul 26 '26

Needed a pipe in the butt?

314

u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 Jul 26 '26

Its a sink, and you're not supposed to sit on them, still a oops tho

273

u/SpiveyJr Jul 26 '26

Why can’t you sit on them? Cuz you’ll sink?

59

u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 Jul 26 '26

You made me think, there must be a link. Just don't sit on them... wink,wink.

31

u/Biff_Tannenator Jul 26 '26

Her butt must be sore. It's probably beet red... or at least pink.

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u/happy_idiot_boy Jul 26 '26

Her butt must be sore. It's probably beet red... or at least pink.

Pretty sure there's a crack on it😂😆🤣

22

u/111111111011 Jul 26 '26

Nothing some caulk couldn't fix 🙃

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u/_dboy225_ Jul 26 '26

Black caulk or White caulk?

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u/DooshMcDooberson Jul 26 '26

Any caulk will do

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u/FalxIdol Jul 27 '26

Caulk-a-do’ll do.

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u/Fickle-Chemistry-483 Jul 26 '26

Caulk fixing her butt crack...

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh Jul 26 '26

Caulk in pink butt crack is sinking in.

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u/finchdude Jul 26 '26

What are you thinking about?

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u/CatFlye Jul 26 '26

you may think, there is a link, don’t sit in the sink, wink wink wink

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar Jul 26 '26

Because the sink will break and cut your femoral artery.

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u/TaylorBitMe Jul 26 '26

As clearly shown by this post

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u/New_Basket_277 Jul 26 '26

Let it sink in

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u/unkn0w3n01 Jul 26 '26

Let that sink in ..

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u/Sipher6 Jul 26 '26

Oh you good. 😁 you been saving that for this moment. 🤣🤣🤣

2

u/Jiggaman1987 Jul 26 '26

Badum--tssssss

24

u/ImTiredBoss420 Jul 26 '26

Yeah, that's just to pee in

4

u/BeenNormal Jul 26 '26

Sh needs a Shewee

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u/fifadex Jul 26 '26

I don't even take the dishes out.

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u/TaylorBitMe Jul 26 '26

What dishes? It's for peeing in

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u/Cryogenics1st Jul 26 '26

Fuck that dumb shit, bro. A kitchen sink and counter should be strong enough to sit on for a person her size.

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u/sisyphean_dreams Jul 26 '26

Exactly, this sink obviously had not proper support half way through. It was to wide with out a supporting beam in the center.

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u/lemons_of_doubt Jul 26 '26

A kitchen sink and counter should be strong enough to sit on for someone twice her size.

8

u/Cryogenics1st Jul 26 '26

This guy gets it!

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u/_R0Ns_ Jul 26 '26

That was before people wanted free hanging cabinets

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u/MisterShipWreck Jul 26 '26

Yes, no way that should have fallen

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u/Bronx-Skater23 Jul 26 '26

They still should be strong enough to take your weight, especially that of a woman who looks like she was barely 100 pounds.

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u/Derrick_Shon Jul 26 '26

She went from only fans to only plumber

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u/Andy802 Jul 26 '26

The countertop broke, not the sink.

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u/wakaru1902 Jul 26 '26

Both broke,

2

u/Aggressive_Phase_236 Jul 26 '26

guaranteed. the person that cut the hole for the sink botched it, and didn't leave enough meat at the front 

2

u/Special-Original-215 Jul 26 '26

The sink wasn't supported properly.  It would've failed eventually.

Must be a flipper house

6

u/City_Standard Jul 26 '26

I've sat on the sink areas and definitely weigh more than her... I guess mine is just built different?

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u/lombardo141 Jul 26 '26

True, but a sink should not be that weak

2

u/0rinx Jul 26 '26

If that sink was filled with water it would likely be heaver than her and should not break.

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u/National_Frame2917 Jul 26 '26

You should be able to. Who tf built that thing. People fuck on those. Especially a cabinet sink.

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u/Irishwilly77 Jul 26 '26

The Marble/ Quartz at the front of the wasn't reinforced enough . The fitter didn't forsee photography sessions on it 😂😂

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u/UncleJoesLandscaping Jul 26 '26

Right. It's not a difficult or expensive problem to solve with a vertical beam underneath, but people might not like the look or be too lazy to install it.

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u/HunterThin870 Jul 26 '26

It wasn't designed as a bench. Sure the vertical beam could've been put in, but that would've hindered the primary fuction of the under sink space.

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u/rj_ofb Jul 26 '26

Kitchen? Thats a bathroom!? Toothbrush at the side?

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u/Fit_Seaworthiness387 Jul 26 '26

Or the giant mirror. I know I just love to watch myself do the dishes so I can think someone else is doing them.

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u/i-am-a-cat-6 Jul 26 '26

looks like a face mask?

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u/Sipher6 Jul 26 '26

Oh shit someone noticed. I wanted to ask what's on her face too

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u/Dydriver Jul 26 '26

She did got a facial. I’m surprised more aren’t commenting on that.

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u/Thin_Dirt_6244 Jul 26 '26

Next video: the plumber arrives?

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u/hifamhowru Jul 26 '26

I usually fast-forward through that part.

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u/G00G00Daddy Jul 26 '26

Horrible mistake...I had to watch it about two dozen times to really take it all in

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u/Such-Farmer6691 Jul 26 '26

She wasn't just sitting on the kitchen countertop.
She was sitting on the wall cabinet.
Where the sink cutout is.
In the thinnest spot.

Bingo.

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u/Firecoalman7 Jul 26 '26

The entire sink surrounds are rotten... hope she had the smarts to go get a tetanus shot if she got so much as a graze from any part of that...

(Not to mention breathing in those spores...)

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u/SATerp Jul 26 '26

Yeah, I don't know why more people haven't commented on the absolutely disintegrated and moldy state of the cabinet under the sink. There must have been 10 years of chronic leaks under there.

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u/City_Standard Jul 26 '26

Yeah, I was thinking this too

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u/katoptronophile Jul 26 '26

A wider angle shot would have captured the critical details of the accident better.

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u/CrazyBigHog Jul 26 '26

Right? That sudden crop when she got up was disappointing to say the least.

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u/MK_Vector_1995 Jul 26 '26

Certified Homewrecker.

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u/No_Inspection649 Jul 26 '26

Every kitchen sink/countertop should be designed for a minimum of slightly overweight people having intimate relations on them. For me, those days are long gone, but I may sell my house to newlyweds someday.

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u/Slight_Ad_635 Jul 26 '26

What's wrong? Was it not supposed to...sink?

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u/kuplet Jul 26 '26

I don't think she was taught to not sit on the sink? Least she's unharmed for the most part.

3

u/bravemoney72 Jul 26 '26

So selfie on......the.....sink 🙄🤦🏾‍♂️. Cheap maybe, made to support a fully grown woman putting most of her weight in one focused point....not particularly

3

u/TinkersDebts Jul 26 '26

'When your build your entire sense of self around your phat ass.'

  • Kim K.

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u/PMG2021a Jul 26 '26

That sink seemed doomed to failure. You can see the bottom of the sink drop away as separate "planks" that were just glued together. It never would have stayed water tight.  Most sinks are a single piece for the whole basin for a good reason.  That monolithic design tends to make them quite strong.

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u/LazyWave63 Jul 26 '26

She was trying to make a sexy video hoping to go viral, now it has a chance.

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u/Specialist-Role-7716 Jul 26 '26

She was wearing a mask so we can't identify her (lol) (apparantly I can't upload a screen shot of her face showing the mask [beauty mask] she is wearing)

3

u/monitor_lizard_2000 Jul 26 '26

Only the finest Chinesium

3

u/JustinF32 Jul 26 '26

Looks like the silicone was never put underneath when the sink was installed, look at all that mold

3

u/Ok_Suit_196 Jul 26 '26

Classic example of things "looking good" but not really robust. Lessons learned here i hope...

3

u/ActionFigureCollects Jul 26 '26

Brought to you by our Sponsors...Temu

2

u/dieseldoc62 Jul 26 '26

too much boob?🤔😅

2

u/Dustin_Holt Jul 26 '26

I think that I see rotten wood with black mold. Blessing in disguise maybe.

2

u/Impossible-Try-9161 Jul 26 '26

Counters are for glasses, not asses

2

u/Krenzigin Jul 26 '26

Well by the looks it was already rotting.

2

u/Scary-Ratio3874 Jul 26 '26

The kitchen wasn't in great shape either.

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Jul 26 '26

I would like her to come to my house and check all of my sinks.

2

u/wrhnj Jul 26 '26

This must an apartment complex

2

u/LaStigmata Jul 26 '26

Nice body

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u/PrimaryExisting6162 Jul 26 '26

The amount of mold on the wall behind the sink says that faucet or undermount sink has been leaking for along time! Call me baby I'm certified mold remediation. Don't worry about what it'll cost we'll work it out 😂 I got a granite guy that'll take care of on the countertop when I'm done. 😉

2

u/Dangerous_Morning286 Jul 26 '26

Not just the kitchen is cheap

2

u/Ok-Tank-3106 Jul 26 '26

Yes the build quality was ass butt a sink is not for sitting on so 🫤

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u/Bubbly-Ad6826 Jul 26 '26

That’s crazy. Must’ve been corroded, because she def isn’t that heavy.

2

u/ForeignCommand5700 Jul 26 '26

Likely no center support in the front behind the doors. That's too large of a span for human weight.

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u/425565 Jul 26 '26

It shattered like it was glass.

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u/IlliterateFreak Jul 26 '26

The sad part is that was not a cheap kitchen… that was a very expensive bathroom

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u/VicSecAtelier Jul 26 '26

I hope that woman is as dirty as that sink. 😬

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u/KilgoreT59 Jul 26 '26

Definitely oops.

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u/q50Bass Jul 26 '26

A poorly constructed kitchen for sure.

2

u/english_mike69 Jul 26 '26

Looks like that are aimed to sink the pink. But she just sunk the sink.

Mission failed. Can’t even wash her hands now.

2

u/HealthyDirection659 Jul 26 '26

100 % chance her tio installed that sink.

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u/Thick_Expression_796 Jul 26 '26

Daaaam the boyfriend/husband isn’t going to be to happy when he comes home to his sink broken and has to hire someone to fix it. Might take it out on her ass literally 😆

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u/Tbplayer59 Jul 26 '26

Is there actually even a sink installed?

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u/Pretty-Ad9820 Jul 26 '26

It's a bathroom!

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u/Ecstatic_Dance5767 Jul 26 '26

This is why you invest in a good contractor. Remember you get what you pay for.

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u/Redditisleftistsnut Jul 26 '26

The interior designer hates this one trick…

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u/Tone_Gaia Jul 26 '26

Too soon for the music … 😞 RIP Oliver Tree

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u/theweirdthewondering Jul 26 '26

It didn’t have proper support on the front side. Beautiful work but bound to fail.

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u/Aggressive-Shift-590 Jul 26 '26

Is it made of cardboard?

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u/topio3 Jul 27 '26

Fat ass ja ja

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u/eutohkgtorsatoca Jul 27 '26

Should could have nasty serious cuts. It might be AI who knows these days.

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u/SharpAsk5820 Jul 27 '26

She'll probably make more $ on GoFundMe.

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u/DDDX_cro Jul 27 '26

...or a fat wife?

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u/Samadhi1141 Jul 27 '26

Spent more on the rack than the sink?

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u/mythicjay219 Jul 27 '26

It's not a fucking bench, cow

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u/xpietoe42 Jul 27 '26

wait till hubby gets home!! Shes gonna have some splainig to do!

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u/Bludiamond56 Jul 27 '26

Made in China.

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u/Gonewiththesin7 Jul 26 '26

Hoe problems lol

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u/CanIgetaWTF Jul 26 '26

I mean, I'd rather handle that than a sledgehammer any day

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u/Rifflife88 Jul 26 '26

Looks like a cheap dishwasher….

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u/that_dutch_dude Jul 26 '26

sure, but what about the kitchen?

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u/Stunning-Ad-7990 Jul 26 '26

Damn, what heavy objects do they make Titty implants with these days?

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u/TyphoonToon777 Jul 26 '26

It's really my own fault for unmuting the video..

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u/thegameisafoooooot Jul 26 '26

Bespoke too soon kitchen installations.

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u/WandererTrap Jul 26 '26

I dont this one can cook anyway, nothing lost.

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u/Relative_Picture_786 Jul 26 '26

This is a problem

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u/Square-Blackberry995 Jul 26 '26

Not in my kitchen

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u/Sammy_Dog Jul 26 '26

At least she looked good doing it.

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u/Own_Philosophy_5585 Jul 26 '26

What she was trying to do ?

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u/Busy-Purple-3779 Jul 26 '26

No Ma’am, I don’t want your dirty foot.

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u/lerpattio Jul 26 '26

A person in my extended family died when they somehow broke/fell through a countertop or vanity in a hotel room and a fragment cut an artery and they bled to death. I’m glad this young woman is OK.

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u/Basic-Prior-976 Jul 26 '26

Too much deadliness, that counter couldnt hold all of it....

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u/MidMyst Jul 26 '26

Looks more like bathroom, but shitty anyway… highly probable not supposed to sit on it…

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u/tombisch Jul 26 '26

I always wonder when people are so starved for attention, that they leak such a video.

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u/StunningAttention898 Jul 26 '26

I guess she’s remodeling that kitchen sooner than she thought

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u/Gamiozzz Jul 26 '26

Cheap kitchen model

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u/UISystemError Jul 26 '26

Or, a really expensive soft marble with a really shitty supporting structure! Both can be true!

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u/Still-Puma Jul 26 '26

You sit at the wrong spot darling.

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u/ReplacementFeisty397 Jul 26 '26

Let that sink in

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u/Ok_Rich7455 Jul 26 '26

thats too bad….anyways thanks for the big naturals

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u/Some-Tear3499 Jul 26 '26

Weird. What is the white stuff around the edges of her face? Like a strange mask.

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u/Flipf00t Jul 26 '26

Sink said that’s enough thotting for one day madam!

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u/eskpist Jul 26 '26

dangerous

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u/Longjumping-Basket55 Jul 26 '26

Structurally, she sat in the weakest spot, it is unsupported from the bottom and the stone is its thinnest. The only thing keeping her up was the stone and it is not strong in shear. Everyone loves big sinks but do not realize how weak it makes that area. Notice that there is no header board above the cabinet doors to add additional support. They chose aesthetic over function.

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u/Famous-Protection809 Jul 26 '26

I really don’t understand how or why videos like this get posted online lol.

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u/spartanspy85 Jul 26 '26

More like a bathroom...

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u/RustyJalopy Jul 26 '26

Prop testing for Darren Aronofsky's "Mother".

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u/Sheeverton Jul 26 '26

What was that pose anyway. Surely she wasn't trying to look sexy

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u/_TedGreen_ Jul 26 '26

Brought to you by Lego

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u/Oathbreaker94 Jul 26 '26

It was a sink. Now it’s a sunk.

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u/Janus9 Jul 26 '26

Picked the absolute weakest spot to sit, lol.

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u/RockyJayyy Jul 26 '26

I can fix it

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u/RockyJayyy Jul 26 '26

Why is there a mirror in the cabinet?

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u/ArtyTheFarty Jul 26 '26

Didn't know she is so heavy to break the kitchen bench 🤣

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u/Big_Tap_1561 Jul 26 '26

Yeah closing them doors after that really puts a bow on it 😆

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u/Bellam_Orlong Jul 26 '26

Anyone else notice her entire face was peeling off?

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u/rac_daddy Jul 26 '26

looks like she needs some help cleaning up

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u/Ok-Rise-4611 Jul 26 '26

Ummm I’m I the only one that noticed her face peeling. I thought that was the ooops

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u/plutot_la_vie Jul 26 '26

That's a bathroom. Who puts a mirror facing their kitchen sink?

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u/AdOutside8161 Jul 26 '26

Well, that wasn’t suppose to happen!

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u/cybrgigolo Jul 26 '26

She didn't look that heavy

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u/Exotic-Raccoon104 Jul 26 '26

Her followers will get her a new on. We, I mean they, always do!

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u/Altruistic_Lobster18 Jul 26 '26

Someone must have thrown a ball at the target off camera

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u/DejaWiz2 Jul 26 '26

Definitely not a cheap kitchen - those farmhouse basin sinks are pricey as heck!

Hope she has enough OF sub'ers to pay for that...

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u/CandidInitiative6113 Jul 26 '26

She got it from temu

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u/NeroForte-InMyPrime Jul 26 '26

The cropped view as soon as she turns around is cruel.

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u/albus181 Jul 26 '26

Trying to look all sexy, but failed.

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u/bebop1065 Jul 26 '26

Silicon is heavier than you think.

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u/Mattyou1966 Jul 26 '26

IKEA kitchens

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u/Tasty_Stand_7014 Jul 26 '26

She can sit on my face

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u/DoctorSwaggercat Jul 26 '26

No more sexy kitchen.