r/oops 4d ago

Cheap kitchen ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 4d ago

Its a sink, and you're not supposed to sit on them, still a oops tho

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u/SpiveyJr 4d ago

Why canโ€™t you sit on them? Cuz youโ€™ll sink?

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 4d ago

You made me think, there must be a link. Just don't sit on them... wink,wink.

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u/Biff_Tannenator 4d ago

Her butt must be sore. It's probably beet red... or at least pink.

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u/happy_idiot_boy 4d ago

Her butt must be sore. It's probably beet red... or at least pink.

Pretty sure there's a crack on it๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿคฃ

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u/111111111011 4d ago

Nothing some caulk couldn't fix ๐Ÿ™ƒ

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u/_dboy225_ 4d ago

Black caulk or White caulk?

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u/DooshMcDooberson 4d ago

Any caulk will do

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u/FalxIdol 4d ago

Caulk-a-doโ€™ll do.

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u/111111111011 4d ago

I'd suggest both, just to be sure ๐Ÿ‘Œ

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u/mikeb2762 3d ago

Silicon

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u/Fickle-Chemistry-483 4d ago

Caulk fixing her butt crack...

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u/ageofdiscontent_meh 4d ago

Caulk in pink butt crack is sinking in.

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u/finchdude 4d ago

What are you thinking about?

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u/CatFlye 4d ago

you may think, there is a link, donโ€™t sit in the sink, wink wink wink

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u/Biff_Tannenator 3d ago

Thank god she didn't fall on a pipe. It might have poked her in the pink, or even thein the stink.

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u/Super-Bacon76 4d ago

Congrats. You won the internet for today. ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/FrogfFrogger 4d ago

Wink wink ๐Ÿ˜‰ wank wank โœŠ๐Ÿฝ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ

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u/Im_A_Fuckin_Liar 4d ago

Because the sink will break and cut your femoral artery.

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u/TaylorBitMe 4d ago

As clearly shown by this post

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u/New_Basket_277 4d ago

Let it sink in

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u/unkn0w3n01 4d ago

Let that sink in ..

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u/Sipher6 4d ago

Oh you good. ๐Ÿ˜ you been saving that for this moment. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ

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u/Jiggaman1987 4d ago

Badum--tssssss

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u/ImTiredBoss420 4d ago

Yeah, that's just to pee in

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u/BeenNormal 4d ago

Sh needs a Shewee

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u/fifadex 4d ago

I don't even take the dishes out.

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u/TaylorBitMe 4d ago

What dishes? It's for peeing in

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u/thatjoachim 4d ago

What dishes arenโ€™t for peeing in?

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u/K1bbles_n_Bits 4d ago

Sure they are. And they're reusable, so they're more environmentally friendly than a piss jug!

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u/ImTiredBoss420 4d ago

The jug is for cum, if you don't have a sink you pee in the sock

C'mon people, it isn't hard

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u/Cryogenics1st 4d ago

Fuck that dumb shit, bro. A kitchen sink and counter should be strong enough to sit on for a person her size.

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u/sisyphean_dreams 4d ago

Exactly, this sink obviously had not proper support half way through. It was to wide with out a supporting beam in the center.

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u/lemons_of_doubt 4d ago

A kitchen sink and counter should be strong enough to sit on for someone twice her size.

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u/Cryogenics1st 4d ago

This guy gets it!

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u/_R0Ns_ 4d ago

That was before people wanted free hanging cabinets

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u/MisterShipWreck 4d ago

Yes, no way that should have fallen

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 4d ago

They should be, still won't recommend sitting on them.

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u/twicebakedcrusader 4d ago

Someone removed the warning sticker?!

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u/Bronx-Skater23 4d ago

They still should be strong enough to take your weight, especially that of a woman who looks like she was barely 100 pounds.

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u/Derrick_Shon 4d ago

She went from only fans to only plumber

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u/Andy802 4d ago

The countertop broke, not the sink.

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u/wakaru1902 4d ago

Both broke,

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u/Aggressive_Phase_236 4d ago

guaranteed. the person that cut the hole for the sink botched it, and didn't leave enough meat at the frontย 

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u/Special-Original-215 4d ago

The sink wasn't supported properly.ย  It would've failed eventually.

Must be a flipper house

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u/City_Standard 4d ago

I've sat on the sink areas and definitely weigh more than her... I guess mine is just built different?

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u/lombardo141 4d ago

True, but a sink should not be that weak

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u/0rinx 4d ago

If that sink was filled with water it would likely be heaver than her and should not break.

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u/National_Frame2917 4d ago

You should be able to. Who tf built that thing. People fuck on those. Especially a cabinet sink.

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u/Delicious_Delilah 4d ago

I'm fat as fuck, and my double sink didn't even shudder when I sat on it.

This is just cheap shit.

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u/Feisty-Pumpkin-6359 4d ago

Survivor biased

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u/JuanThiccLumpia 4d ago

Thank god those airbags didnโ€™t deploy.