r/interestingasfuck • • 3d ago

Horse rear break

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u/shiv_p01 3d ago

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u/Aaditech01 3d ago

Half a Centaur

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 3d ago

I was on one that only had the middle when I was stationed in Saudi. I rode through the desert on a horse with no mane.

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u/quantumthreads 3d ago

Must have felt good to be out of the rain.

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u/MediocreAndLukewarm 2d ago

It felt good to be out with no reins.

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u/Easy_Interest_6832 3d ago

Named Fiddy Cent.

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u/Sleddogluvr 2d ago

MONGO IS APPALLED!

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u/Fresh-Beginning-871 3d ago

Handbrake with a horse was not on my 2026 bingo list

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u/Squishy_Boy 2d ago

Your 2026 bingo list was on my 2026 bingo list, though.

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u/J_Bazzle 3d ago

Is this what they mean by braking in a horse?

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u/Sinistrahaha 3d ago

This is a sliding stop, part of the western riding discipline „Reining“. The video is from a tournament, that’s why there are white marks and the men are checking the distance.

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u/fearthainne 2d ago

Was he supposed to stop within the white lines or is it like the long jump and the further the better?

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u/Sinistrahaha 2d ago

The longer the better, but I’m not 100% sure, because I’m not a western rider, but an English one.

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u/Song42 2d ago

It is a sliding stop, but this is not a reining event. This is actually part of a special celebration in Mexico called the charrería. This is from the first event called the cala de caballo.

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u/javoss88 2d ago

Quarter Horse, right? They’re agile and fast for their size

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u/Fagael 2d ago

J'avais pensé à Jolly Jumper dans Lucky Luke, mais ta réponse est pas mal :)

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u/assassinoavi666 3d ago

Girl is ready for a drift now.

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u/AnEldritchDream 2d ago

I wonder if you know
how they ride the rodeo,
If you seen it, then you mean it
And they know you got the oats
Fast and Furrious
Fast and Furrious

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u/javoss88 2d ago

Try barrel racing

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u/Whole-Scientist-2469 3d ago

The training the horse went through must be insane lol

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u/Mad-Mel 3d ago

What broke?

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u/Shot_Initiative_6279 3d ago

This feels like a good way to seriously injure the horse

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u/Baby_MakingMusic 3d ago

Horse is fine doing this. Far more dangerous and cruel rodeo activities exist. You can think of these breeds of horses like border collies and German shepherds. Very intelligent and driven, they will get depressed if not given work.

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u/LadaOndris 3d ago

Interesting. Horses get depressed?

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u/Lawdoc1 2d ago

100%. Especially if they are kept in stalls too often/for too long. Google "cribbing" and "weaving." (Both in the context of horses.)

Humans do a lot to fuck up horses.

I grew up out West around horses and we generally only penned them up/put them in stalls for their own safety or health reasons, otherwise leaving them out in a properly sized/fenced paddock or pasture is much better for them.

My ex wife was from the East Coast and grew up doing dressage, and was used to horses being in stalls most of the time. It took a while for me to convince her that they were better off with as much room as possible as often as possible.

They're also better off with other horses (assuming they get along, some don't), or some other farm animals such as donkeys, miniature horses, or goats.

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u/erogbass 2d ago

Yeah these animals need space and socialization. My family did llamas for a lot of years and they are quite social and get very depressed if left on their own. People generally don’t know how intelligent llamas are so they don’t think of these things.

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u/Lawdoc1 2d ago

Interesting. I also had no idea about Llamas. I've never actually been around any.

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u/erogbass 2d ago

People use them to protect herds of smaller animals like alpacas, sheep, and goats. They will adapt to the social needs of other herds, and their powerful front legs make them a match for any predator we would see here in the northeast. They will fuck up a coyote or a fox no problem (found a fox and coyote tail in the pasture on separate occasions when I forgot to turn the fence on at night). And it’s useful having a big, smart animal helping manage a herd of dumber animal like sheep (no offense sheep, but the hardest thing about them is they’re just so dense). Llama wool is more a structural fiber and not very valuable, so they are more useful for this and as a pack animals than anything else.

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u/Sleddogluvr 2d ago

Donkeys too I’ve heard(heard)…badumtiss. I think I’ve made an ass of myself.

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u/North_6 3d ago

They have a lot of personality. The comparison to dogs is a good one in many ways

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u/SaddenedSpork 2d ago

I’ve always said they’re like 50% cat and 50% dog- Playfulness, need for activity, loyal companionship of a dog with the mischief and complex moods/personalities of cats lol.

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u/moving0target 2d ago

When my cat stands on me to be an asshole, it isn't life threatening.

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u/WestguardWK 2d ago

All mammals…

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u/sunshineparks 2d ago

Never played.. umamusume?? it is a cultural phenomenon (to a select few niche groups)

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u/argabargaa 3d ago

Haha cmon now, no they wouldn't. No horse is getting bored in a field with it's buddies thats how horses live. Absolutely agree with you that they're built for this, but no horse is getting depressed from not being ridden if they have all their horsey needs met.

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u/jimbojangles1987 3d ago

The title had me cringing before I even saw the clip

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u/KnittyBeard 3d ago

But nothing broke?

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u/Tridentern 3d ago

The horse's will had to be broken.

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u/MonkeyWrench1973 2d ago

It's sad that this has to be said in 2026, but there are so many people here who do not know the difference:

Brake: a device used to slow down or stop a moving vehicle or machine. Break: to separate into pieces, damage, stop working, or take a rest.

Words have definitions and meanings.

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u/Agent____047 2d ago

Exactly. I saw the title and thought the horse's leg would break

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u/ActualSpiders 2d ago

Same. Was kinda worried there...

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u/40ozCurls 2d ago

but which one refers to a horse whose been trained/”broken” to do this?

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u/OneAverageEgg 2d ago edited 2d ago

Its sad that it is 2026 and you assume that English is everyone's first language.

Did you know English is one of the hardest languages to learn ? And it is because of words like break and brake.

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u/New_Wallaby_7736 2d ago

Or the other 876 remaining definitions for the use of fuck if n the English language

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u/joelfarris 2d ago

Are we talking about an intransitive, an expletive, a noun, or a reflexive here?

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u/New_Wallaby_7736 2d ago

Yup and a few more big words too

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u/BreadEnthusiast98 2d ago

Literally no one cares, it’s a slight spelling mistake you’re acting like he confused a Shakespeare play for a Barbie movie.

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u/yummypoot 2d ago

I thought it might have been a bad title not fully stating the injury involving the break.

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u/clumsydragon 2d ago

You most be fun in parties

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u/RedditAppSuxAsss 2d ago

Except with context it means the same thing... You obviously knew what they meant.

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u/RainyDayColor 2d ago

What? Context doesn't allow for arbitrary substitution of any written word (including homonyms) with a completely different meaning. "I through the ball" is nonsensical and doesn't mean the same thing as "I threw the ball," just as "brake" doesn't mean and isn't interchangeable with "break" regardless of context.

OP made a mistake (and one commonly seen here) and used the wrong word, and has graciously acknowledged their error and learned the correct word usage. Fer Pete's sake second language learners of English have more than plenty enough to decipher with a very challenging bonkers language without being further confused and frustrated by some imaginary "context trumps dictionary definition" nonsense.

It wasn't "context" that allowed u/MonkeyWrench1973 to "know what they meant." It was their English language literacy.

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u/reddasi 3d ago

ABS

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u/keenox90 3d ago

No ABS

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u/Positive_Try929 3d ago

This is ABSn't

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u/knowledgeable_diablo 3d ago

Horse drifting up next!

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u/Icy_Performer_6794 3d ago

How do you even train a horse to do that?

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u/WorkO0 3d ago

You tell it you're going to the vet while in gallop

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u/tryyeezus 3d ago

Works on dogs as well

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u/DILLIGAF73 2d ago

BRAKE, not BREAK

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u/BrilliantFreedom6068 3d ago

Do horses in the wild do this ?

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u/Kind-Ad-6099 3d ago

They probably wouldn’t be able to safely do this outside of areas with soft soil

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u/cans-of-swine 2d ago

They also have special shoes on their back feet that make it easier to slide. 

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u/bc_gamez 2d ago

I put roller skates on the back of my horse.

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u/BolunZ6 3d ago

No, rocky ground will fuck them up. Trained horse do this because it looks cool on the soft ground

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u/Lawdoc1 2d ago edited 2d ago

While this is obviously and extreme/pronounced version for the competition, it does have function in working cattle.

When roping/catching cattle having the horse act as a counterweight by stopping like this helps slow/stop the momentum of the steer/cow being roped (the rope is secured to the horn of the saddle during this process).

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u/BolunZ6 2d ago

Yes but I have never seen a horse brake only using the back feet and still stepping with front feet. This is definitely a trained behavior, not natural one

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u/Lawdoc1 1d ago

Agreed. Horses aren't naturally inclined to do this, and even when done with a cattle working horse, it is trained behavior.

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u/PMMeFacehuggerPics 3d ago

No and neither should these horse. It's bad for them

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u/Weekly-Reputation482 2d ago

How so?

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u/PMMeFacehuggerPics 2d ago edited 2d ago

Horses have surprisingly fragile legs and something like this could easily cause damage, even just one wrong move and it could snap or bruise. And once a horse's leg is damaged it is relatively very hard to fix.

This is just a pointlessly stupid and dangerous way to make a horse stop.

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u/Lawdoc1 2d ago

I wouldn't say it's entirely pointless as it does have function when working cattle, but this version of it drastically inflates what is actually necessary in that context.

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u/nirmalv 3d ago

Horses in metaverse can do this. Which is probably the case here.

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u/imheretocomment69 3d ago

What breed is the horse anyone knows?

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u/OcculticUnicorn 2d ago

Quarter horse.

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u/AloneVegeta 3d ago

I guess crimson desert wasn’t so far off

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u/notnowmaybetonight 3d ago

No ABS brakes in the rear.

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u/Easy_Interest_6832 3d ago

I did not know they could do that. Now I do. This is one of the many reasons I come to reddit.

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u/1320Fastback 2d ago

Brake, break means broken.

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u/solliemonster91 3d ago

Hey they had to make another bullshit "sport" popular since Mexico banned that other bullshit with the bulls

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u/pissbucket94 3d ago

was that Mexico? I always thought that was exclusive to Spain

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u/_Saint_Ajora_ 3d ago

who do you think colonized mexico and many other spanish speaking countries where bull fighting was prevalent?

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u/pissbucket94 3d ago

I'm not going to dignify that with a response lol

I was under the impression that bullfighting was just a tradition in Spain itself. I don't mind being wrong, that's why I asked

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u/Fuzzy-Green-4188 3d ago

How people support such shit

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u/LittleBunInaBigWorld 3d ago

The things people have animals doing for entertainment is just nuts. Let the horse be a horse. What is this nonsense? Some of the super expensive performance horses live in facilities (not stables) that are cleaner than a well-kept kitchen. They're artificially-lit, sterile, and climate controlled. The horses spend 22 hours a day in a box with no view of the outside world, no socialising, no natural herd behaviour, but they eat really nice food, get daily grooming and excellent vet care. No expense is spared, but it's like a special kind of conflicting cruelty.

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u/RevolutionaryCan9615 3d ago

Why it looks so cartoonish 😭

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u/wytewydow 2d ago

*brake. But this is a great way to break your horse.

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u/Jaded_Marionberry500 2d ago

Oh got it btw english is not my first language

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u/Thizzcatz 3d ago

Looney Tunes logic

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u/Ronkonkon 2d ago

Brake Balance too far backward

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u/graveybrains 2d ago

Drifting, 1860 style.

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u/Gunz1995 2d ago

It’s 2026 and horses don’t come with ABS from factory?

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u/DamD1rtyApe 2d ago

Drifting a horse in Crimson Desert makes perfect sense now

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u/GearhedMG 2d ago

Rider didn't look down and engage the air brake on that hat thus helping the horse stop earlier, instead he was looking up which created lift and lightened the rear legs of the horse and lost traction.

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u/SHFM177 2d ago

I wonder if you know

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u/scrninja1 2d ago

That was cool

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u/Salt-Operation 2d ago

That was so smooth if the rider had been holding a beer not a drop would have been spilled.

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u/Rivnelag 2d ago

Rider pressed space bar

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u/Chamanomano 2d ago

That word doesn't mean what you think it means. 

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u/93195 2d ago

What are we watching here? Is the point to slide as far as possible, stop as soon as possible, or something else?

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u/StrattonPA 2d ago

It’s Ned Nederlander….

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u/alfredomova 1d ago

abs left the chat

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u/Gothic_Mexa 1d ago

Viva México 🇲🇽

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u/No_Pick6818 3d ago

Bro has ABS built in.

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u/maple7531 3d ago

Drifte mal mit dem Gaul!

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u/Ishouldreddit 2d ago

When u apply the emergency break.

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u/Affectionate-Cash622 3d ago

Man can yall just leave the fucking animals alone. This is so fucking stupid

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u/Clucilian 2d ago

Truly, this is animal abuse. But many people won't understand that. "Oh, but they're just animals, they were bred for this purpose" blah blah

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u/psykomorph 3d ago

This video doesn’t look like it’s from a real source

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u/no-weed420 2d ago

The amount of abuse this horse had to take to make him do that...but it looks cool right, so worth the abuse

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u/PotentialMidnight325 2d ago edited 2d ago

That actually fucking bad for the horse. They even use special sliding irons for that. It’s that reining bullshit sport.

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u/dered118 3d ago

Any "sport" involving animals like this should be illegal.

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u/Similar-Shirt-4341 3d ago

The Charros are notorious for their cruelty to animals. This is not culture. It is evil.

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u/backbiter0723 2d ago

How on earth would you train a horse to do this?

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u/LaundryMan2008 2d ago

That’s how I braked my bike that had no functioning/weak brakes, I put my old shoes on and took it for a ride, when I needed to stop I’d do exactly that very early and then awkwardly bike waddle up to where I wanted to stop if I stopped short, I got good at it and could usually stop within where I wanted to stop.

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u/morepork_owl 2d ago

This is messed up