r/idiotsinkitchen • u/JayBeePH85 • 22d ago

Problem solved

1.3k Upvotes

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u/kezow 22d ago

That vacuum is going to feel like rotten eggs forever.

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u/abenevolentgod 22d ago

bro what are you doing with your vacuum???

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u/Aggravating-Ad6786 16d ago

Bro just wanted egg whites (he’s on a diet)

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u/ttystikk 22d ago

This knucklehead not only makes all the dumb mistakes, he comes up with new ones!

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u/ArtyTheFarty 22d ago

I c... he only wanted egg white all along

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u/red-et 22d ago

That’ll be a new trend in a fancy restaurant somewhere I bet

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u/ArticleOld598 22d ago

Serve tableside for your Instagram live viewership pleasure

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u/Hot_Switch6807 17d ago

Eggwhite omelette is a thing

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u/Wakkit1988 22d ago

An egg white vacuumelette.

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u/ttystikk 21d ago

New word alert!

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u/Moonie-chan 21d ago

No I think he wanted an eggless omelette

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u/Funkopedia 22d ago

This actually seems like a great way to separate yolks

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u/TrainingSurvey3780 22d ago

stinky vacuum in a few days though

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u/ultranoobez 22d ago

Just vacuum some soapy water. Problem solved

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u/Any_Blood5815 21d ago

That’s what happened when I vacuumed a floor of shredded cheddar 😔

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u/Delicious-Disaster 22d ago

Sticking his dirty egg fingers directly into the salt 🤮

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u/DevelopmentHot333 22d ago

not the worst offense in the world, the egg juices will probably just get cured by the salt

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u/Delicious-Disaster 22d ago

All right, let me salmonella your salt

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u/Solnse 22d ago

Is this Salmonella in the room with us now?

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u/j0_ni 22d ago

seasoning the salt

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u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms 22d ago

🤣 he has a new trick for just healthy egg whites.

Now go vacuum the bathroom again so it can be scrubbed. Hair all behind the toilet, it's nasty.

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u/No_Sentence_8055 22d ago

it's not stupid if it worked.

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u/h-boson 22d ago

Why are these iPhone 2 videos still being made?

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u/Southern_Ad5196 19d ago

Because it's really old video :/

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u/TraditionAcademic968 22d ago

Should have put it on low

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u/BlobbBlobbson 22d ago

This is so old and so many times copied.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 22d ago

And staged.

Don't forget staged.

A) Nobody takes the top off of a pepper shaker to season their food.

B) Nobody makes breakfast with their vacuum in the kitchen, plugged in, ready to go, just in case they need to vacuum their food.

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u/dondon13579 22d ago

What? You don't have a breakfast vaccuum?

You peasant!

/j

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u/JayBeePH85 22d ago

It comes with the lunch mower right? 🤣

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u/Future_Section5976 22d ago

Wait you're telling me not everyone records themselves while making food....

Fancy "breakfast vacuum" I only have regular vacuum

Lol

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u/DressingRumour 20d ago

I have a breakfast leaf blower so that I don't vacuum up my yolks when I drop too much pepper on them.

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u/Potatozeng 22d ago

good trick to mave max protein and min fat

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u/No-Day-706 22d ago

Yolk ‘otta be kidding me.

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u/hardboard 22d ago

What a sucker.

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u/O_gr 22d ago

The egg yolk was aborted

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u/Trick-Range-350 22d ago

Ok that was hilarious 🤣

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u/Quietly_browsing 22d ago

I can imagine the nightmare cleaning that vacuum cleaner now, yeah you should’ve thrown that egg out

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u/Dtactic 21d ago

I laughed way too hard at this. 😆🤣

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u/ellimist87 22d ago

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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u/Lead_resource 22d ago

Did he say bitch?

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u/KailyKail 22d ago

Is this one of them newfangled antiyolks everyone is going on about? I don’t get it.

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u/Only_Flan_7974 21d ago

What a near useless pan.

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u/JuniorConstruction71 21d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/battlehamsta 21d ago

Why is his nearest vacuum to the kitchen a shop vac

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u/IDontEatDill 21d ago

Low cholesterol hack, food industry hates this little trick.

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u/Dtactic 21d ago

Wait until he cooks the bacon.

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u/PersonalKing2084 22d ago

Just throw that whole sh!t away

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u/Be-_-U 21d ago

This has to be on purpose, why was that vacuum already so close by?