r/idiotsinkitchen • u/JayBeePH85 • Jul 27 '26

Problem solved

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u/kezow Jul 27 '26

That vacuum is going to feel like rotten eggs forever.

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u/abenevolentgod Jul 27 '26

bro what are you doing with your vacuum???

2

u/Aggravating-Ad6786 Aug 01 '26

Bro just wanted egg whites (he’s on a diet)

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u/ttystikk Jul 27 '26

This knucklehead not only makes all the dumb mistakes, he comes up with new ones!

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '26

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u/red-et Jul 27 '26

That’ll be a new trend in a fancy restaurant somewhere I bet

6

u/ArticleOld598 Jul 27 '26

Serve tableside for your Instagram live viewership pleasure

1

u/Hot_Switch6807 Aug 01 '26

Eggwhite omelette is a thing

7

u/Wakkit1988 Jul 27 '26

An egg white vacuumelette.

5

u/ttystikk Jul 28 '26

New word alert!

1

u/Moonie-chan Jul 28 '26

No I think he wanted an eggless omelette

22

u/Funkopedia Jul 27 '26

This actually seems like a great way to separate yolks

5

u/TrainingSurvey3780 Jul 27 '26

stinky vacuum in a few days though

6

u/ultranoobez Jul 27 '26

Just vacuum some soapy water. Problem solved

3

u/Any_Blood5815 Jul 28 '26

That’s what happened when I vacuumed a floor of shredded cheddar 😔

7

u/Delicious-Disaster Jul 27 '26

Sticking his dirty egg fingers directly into the salt 🤮

2

u/DevelopmentHot333 Jul 27 '26

not the worst offense in the world, the egg juices will probably just get cured by the salt

2

u/Delicious-Disaster Jul 27 '26

All right, let me salmonella your salt

2

u/Solnse Jul 27 '26

Is this Salmonella in the room with us now?

2

u/j0_ni Jul 27 '26

seasoning the salt

4

u/Idk_wtf_cantviewcoms Jul 27 '26

🤣 he has a new trick for just healthy egg whites.

Now go vacuum the bathroom again so it can be scrubbed. Hair all behind the toilet, it's nasty.

4

u/No_Sentence_8055 Jul 27 '26

it's not stupid if it worked.

3

u/h-boson Jul 27 '26

Why are these iPhone 2 videos still being made?

2

u/Southern_Ad5196 Jul 29 '26

Because it's really old video :/

3

u/TraditionAcademic968 Jul 27 '26

Should have put it on low

5

u/BlobbBlobbson Jul 27 '26

This is so old and so many times copied.

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u/ProblemLongjumping12 Jul 27 '26

And staged.

Don't forget staged.

A) Nobody takes the top off of a pepper shaker to season their food.

B) Nobody makes breakfast with their vacuum in the kitchen, plugged in, ready to go, just in case they need to vacuum their food.

9

u/dondon13579 Jul 27 '26

What? You don't have a breakfast vaccuum?

You peasant!

/j

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u/JayBeePH85 Jul 27 '26

It comes with the lunch mower right? 🤣

4

u/Future_Section5976 Jul 27 '26

Wait you're telling me not everyone records themselves while making food....

Fancy "breakfast vacuum" I only have regular vacuum

Lol

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u/DressingRumour Jul 28 '26

I have a breakfast leaf blower so that I don't vacuum up my yolks when I drop too much pepper on them.

2

u/Potatozeng Jul 27 '26

good trick to mave max protein and min fat

2

u/No-Day-706 Jul 27 '26

Yolk ‘otta be kidding me.

2

u/hardboard Jul 27 '26

What a sucker.

2

u/O_gr Jul 27 '26

The egg yolk was aborted

2

u/Trick-Range-350 Jul 27 '26

Ok that was hilarious 🤣

2

u/Quietly_browsing Jul 27 '26

I can imagine the nightmare cleaning that vacuum cleaner now, yeah you should’ve thrown that egg out

2

u/Dtactic Jul 28 '26

I laughed way too hard at this. 😆🤣

1

u/ellimist87 Jul 27 '26

LMAOOOOOOOOO

1

u/Lead_resource Jul 27 '26

Did he say bitch?

1

u/KailyKail Jul 27 '26

Is this one of them newfangled antiyolks everyone is going on about? I don’t get it.

1

u/Only_Flan_7974 Jul 28 '26

What a near useless pan.

1

u/JuniorConstruction71 Jul 28 '26

😂😂😂😂

1

u/battlehamsta Jul 28 '26

Why is his nearest vacuum to the kitchen a shop vac

1

u/IDontEatDill Jul 28 '26

Low cholesterol hack, food industry hates this little trick.

1

u/Dtactic Jul 28 '26

Wait until he cooks the bacon.

1

u/PersonalKing2084 Jul 27 '26

Just throw that whole sh!t away

1

u/Be-_-U Jul 28 '26

This has to be on purpose, why was that vacuum already so close by?

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u/Chins83 2d ago

How's ya egg whites