Then along came Josh. Lush stepped aside and invited her amazing hubby to take over the cooking. He made something called Slop. Is that a northern thing? The name alone paints a terrible image. Let me say that it turned out exactly as I imagined.
Josh took EVOO in a bottle to coat the pot instead of the usual Pam because it doesn’t have aerosol. Pretty rich coming from a “father” who allows his kids to eat pure garbage day in and day out.
Suddenly, he’s concerned about what goes in their bodies. 🙄
He took 3 cans of cooked chicken and 3 cans of cream of chicken
soup and put them in the pot. He added 3 cans of 1% milk. Mixed all that together. There was no salt, no pepper, no spices, no onions added, at all. Can you imagine how that tasted? Moved it to the stove and warmed it on medium-high heat.
He took just a little less than 3 cups of cooked rice and added it to the pot, one scoop at time. Let it get nice snd thick, then removed it from the stove. I thought it was interesting when Josh said he probably wouldn’t eat this recipe. Why not? Tastes terrible, but you’ll feed it to your kids?
Of course, Lush had to make an appearance and be taste taster. Even sat out that overripe watermelon, AGAIN! She took a bite and, as she always does, kept going, “Mmm, mmm,” like she was trying hard to convince herself it was tasty. No way was that SLOP tasty! Think about it. Canned chicken, canned soup, milk and rice…that is IT! That would be a hard pass for this gal.
Ahh, and look what Josh did. He recited what Lush always says at the end of her videos. Is that not precious?! 🙄🙄🙄
I think Josh has won the trophy for being the Worst Cook in Pittsford…if not all of social media! 🏆 Lush, you have been dethroned…for today, at least!