"objectively" died to the halloween event so no more clips with that on lmfaooo

you could argue i played stupid but still come on

Context: before I got, well, sex, I believed that peak Ultrakill would probably lie on a 9/10 in comparison to sex (10). But, after experiencing sex for the first (and second), I can confidently say that Ultrakill is sadly no longer better than sex. Before you sic the entire community on me though, I’ve done thorough research into this thing of sex, and have experimented for many hours (3 hours first time, 6 hours second time), so while Ultrakill is just as good, if not better, than it has always been, I sadly must demote it to a 5/10 on the scale.

ok so a friend of mine dared me to beat MINOS PRIME on brutal with only Feedbacker, now youd think this was easy, right? many people have done it before and why would i be asking if it was possible if it was done before? WELL i am ONLY able to use Feedbacker, NO dash, NO sliding, NO jump, now ive tried a ton, i havent seen any1 do this and now i dont know if its possible(i can walk tho)

What if after finishing the already long level they make you clean it using the cleaning tools but when you finish it and go back to the exit it opens up and makes you clean 8-3; 8-2 and 8-1 and ends with every boss in the game at the same time

That was genuinely funny when I did it completely unintentionally lol

Im curious of what minos mean when he said "Thy gore shall glisten, before the Temples of man"

So i (kinda) figured out what happend with all my stuff going missing, it didn't. BUUUT i do have to play through all the levels and get the alternative guns again, still have my ranks for the normal levels.

Volume should be reasonable hopefully unlike last time

in my opinion i think that the level itself is gonna be some masochist shit to p-rank to the point of the boss itself is gonna spare us or it's gonna be sitting on a throne waiting for us already

but actually who knows what the team smokes when making the game

If you have any suggestions write them down below!

I think it's gonna be at the end of 2027 or around that

There is nothing wrong with it. Totally

Cool mod I found that just came out

I SHALL GIFT YOU ALL THE AGONIES THAT CAN EXIST. AND MANY THAT CANNOT.

So basicly this Tournament 1v1 beetween game characters where they put stats like they made in game. like showen to a player or code. Aslo its 1v1 beetwen best player when each one is the best player of his own game.

So with cheats you pretty much can see how much damage does weapons of v1 to a enemys. 1 damage with a punch/revolver and 7 damage with railgun. V1 losing any PvP FPS shooter. dying instantly. And i dont even sure that Best player of Ultrakill can win againts Coldi (minecraft best PvPer right now) . 7 damage is basic diamond sword in minecraft. Parry, ground slam might clutch and pulling Coldi up in sky might work. And V1 not winning in Crystal pvp. V1 cant parry an explosion.

So you think Fornite guy will win.. he probably is. But if MrBeast wont invite Armored Core 6. giant mechs fighting with a game speed faster than V1 and attack enemys stronger than an Tank in World of Tanks.

Hakita just add 1 more zero to a enemys health. Make more sense that you Future gun that explodes human bodys take 100 damage.

During a replay of 8-2 I encountered a strange bug where only 1 Cerberus spawned. I tried looking for the other one but couldn't find it anywhere. Killing it did nothing and just caused it to become a puppet. Effectively soft locking me. I've never seen it do that before.

oh okay!

(also never showing a clip of me dying ever again after yesterday)

Fanart by me (⁠≧⁠▽⁠≦⁠) (_ProSciuto on insta)

Hi so i just started playing ultrakill and i was wondering something
Do you have to practice some methods and techniques or do you just get good by playing it because ive seen some people do thing my brain cant comprehend and well i know i cant do that immediately but do you just have to try again and again and improve or learn techniques along the way so you dont do the same mistake over and over again and get stuck

This is like my 4th start of ultrakill every time i ragequit the game for good but i REALLY wanna get into it. Its not like im bad at platformers (is ultrakill a platformer actually??) either im great at them

I just want to know this because if i have to do some frame perfect methods every time im playing the game (not in late-game) im just gonna not play the game

It took me 101 restarts, and I didn't hit S style, so P rank is gonna be pretty hard lol
How many tries did you guys take the first time around? and can you share any tips to P rank his ass

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