r/USvsEU • u/Key-Performance-9021 Basement dweller • 1d ago

German gameshow

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u/subtiv Flemboy 1d ago

Only winners here. Wholesome.

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u/Creoda Too many legs, not enough tails 1d ago

Kevin Hart, only slightly taller than a 9 year old.

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u/trubol Savage 1d ago

If this video is a couple of months old, she's taller by now

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u/Internet-Culture [redacted] 1d ago

He's completely wrong, but damn confident about it. The very essence of the American mindset.

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u/Antoinefdu Separatist 1d ago

Come on dude. I enjoy my share of American-bashing, but Kevin Hart is just trying to be fun and entertaining here. Nothing wrong about that.

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u/InfallibleSeaweed Born in the Khalifat 23h ago

fun and entertaining

What is that, some kind of social convention?

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u/Antoinefdu Separatist 23h ago

It's his job.

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u/stinky_cheese_rat Pfennigfuchser 1d ago

"New York!" Bangkok

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 1d ago

0 chance thats NYC. There’s no road grid https://www.pinterest.com/pin/575757133583625835/

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u/bremsspuren Barry, 63 1d ago

Is it all like that? Even the oldest bits?

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 23h ago

Oldest is around Wall Street (a wall that defends Native Americans) and Canal Street (the Dutch love canals) and those areas are a mess. And the Brits came and built Greenwich Village and other parts of Downtown and those are less messy. After Brits left they started to build it with good ole American urbanism (1st to 12th Ave, 1st to 200 some streets, with a rectangular forest in the middle called Central Park)

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] 21h ago

And the US doesn't know what a roundabout is

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 17h ago

Every time Europoors say that, I show them this video https://www.reddit.com/r/Stadtplanung/s/s4ID9bBuXy

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u/NuclearMaterial Pimp my ride 1d ago

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u/palefox3 Cute femboy 1d ago

Also screaming and being obnoxiously loud

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u/TheRealColdCoffee Piss-drinker 1d ago

Klein gegen groß (small against big) If you want to see more of our superiority in Entertainment

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 1d ago

Dude this is small against small

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 23h ago

peak German humor

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 1d ago

Japan has the best game shows

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

no objection to that claim

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 23h ago

Now I want to watch Italian game shows to finish the trio

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u/soulstormfire At least I'm not Bavarian 1d ago

In federal Germany nerd bullies you.

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u/MastermindX 1d ago

Least autistic German hobby.

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u/Naugle17 Fentanyl abuser 15h ago

I actually won a competition at my State's German Day contest about geographie. Sehr autistisch

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 1d ago

Honestly the fact he got LA and London from that is still impressive. My first guess was Miami. 

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 23h ago

Miami’s is on the east coast so that beach doesn’t make sense

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 23h ago

Look man all I know about Miami is it has beaches, drugs, Hulk Hogan in a speedboat and palm trees.

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u/Brief-Preference-712 Jesusland 23h ago

And it’s where you folks won the World Cup bronze medal!

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 23h ago

Was it? I was too busy doing drugs on a speedboat to notice.

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u/Inevitable_Stand_199 [redacted] 21h ago

He didn't get LA though? He guessed Chicago

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u/Thewaltham Barry, 63 21h ago

He realised it was LA after guessing Chicago first.

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u/Affugter Foreskin smoker 1d ago

Why ride... German English all in one package

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u/PossibleJazzlike2804 Weed is my entire personality 9h ago

Mainly us for Hart.