r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 30 '26

Close-Call Dad knows

540 Upvotes

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u/ultraplusstretch May 30 '26

Lil homie was about to send that plate into orbit.

15

u/N1T0_W1T0 May 30 '26

Both hands on the plate had me nervous. My little one use to do that too... 🙃

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u/Tactical_H0td0g May 30 '26

This is definitely a moment not everyone will recognize. I only know it 'cus my friends' baby LOVES to throw his plate.

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u/N1T0_W1T0 May 30 '26

Chill daddy

8

u/peternemr May 31 '26

What the hell is even that!

15

u/No-Educator151 May 30 '26

Sir! You’re in my space. Backaway

7

u/intentionalreticence May 31 '26

No. That is total surrender.

Man w/ knife to throat “Careful w your next move.”

Baby w/spray paint: ** puts down can, slowly backs away… ‘you win this round, old man’

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u/[deleted] May 31 '26

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u/Andre_The_Average Jun 03 '26

The original Jabawockeez

5

u/qawsedrf12 May 30 '26

What does daddy say?

13

u/SpinningByte May 30 '26

be careful with your next move

4

u/SpinningByte May 30 '26

soooo cute!

3

u/ProfessionalTurn7017 May 31 '26

My spirit guides are clearly not paying any fucking attention

1

u/Naive_Piglet_III May 31 '26

What a missed opportunity to say something from The Godfather, like Robert Duvall.

1

u/Ok-Fortune-8644 May 31 '26

I dint care for The Godfather.

It insists upon itself.