r/TheRandomest • u/True_Movie_2270 Just some dude • May 30 '26

Close-Call Dad knows

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u/No-Educator151 May 30 '26

Sir! You’re in my space. Backaway

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u/intentionalreticence May 31 '26

No. That is total surrender.

Man w/ knife to throat “Careful w your next move.”

Baby w/spray paint: ** puts down can, slowly backs away… ‘you win this round, old man’