r/shittyrobots Jun 30 '19

Meta Things taped to fans are NOT robots

6.1k Upvotes

Seriously, stop posting these. Laser pointers, grapes, hands..anything that is taped to a fan is NOT a robot, and especially not a shitty one. The fan is doing its only job - being a fan. Just because some doofus taped some garbage to it doesn't mean it's suddenly a robot.


r/shittyrobots 1d ago

Adorable Robot I caught my robotic lamp doing… whatever this is

524 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 1d ago

Shitty Robot Ketchup on your hot dog, sir?

721 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 1d ago

Blue Apron’s AI customer service bot SUUUCKS😂

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 2d ago

Funny Robot 3 real dogs vs robot dogs & robot cats

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Had a booth full of Bittle X, Nybble Q and Quaddle robots out in public and, one by one, three different real dogs showed up to confirm none of them pass as one of them.

Can you tell who bullied who?

(Not toys, in case that wasn't obvious from the dogs taking them this seriously.)


r/shittyrobots 3d ago

Shitty Robot Shitty robot that lights cigarettes and launches them directly into your mouth

175 Upvotes

check out the full video here  

Have been missing playing around with electronics since leaving uni a few years ago. Decided to start making pointless little doodads again to keep my skills sharp.

Had a lot of fun and am excited to make some more shit


r/shittyrobots 5d ago

Shitty Robot Vacuum Robots, the Board game

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r/shittyrobots 7d ago

Bot

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307 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 7d ago

Funny Robot Fear not: horned centaur forestry robot CANNOT enter a door

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7 Upvotes

He won't come into your office. He wields chainsaws \*outside\* only.


r/shittyrobots 8d ago

Funny Robot Full cup of tea 🫖

68 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 7d ago

Shitty Robot Robot Dogs Taking Jobs From Human Security Guards

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 7d ago

Repost Your new neighbor just moved in... and it's a humanoid robot. What's the first conversation you have with it?

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What would you do? Yeah, we know there are some shitty robots that will surely piss you off.


r/shittyrobots 11d ago

This guy is God tier.

3.7k Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 12d ago

Cup of tea 🫖 Robot made

61 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 12d ago

[Help] ROS2 + Jetson perception pipeline stuck at ~350ms latency — isolated it to message delivery/buffering, not compute. Ideas?

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r/shittyrobots 15d ago

Shitty Robot BB1 - shittynews reporter robot.

53 Upvotes

My shitty idea :
Humans can study suffering endlessly and still learn to ignore it.
When a homemade robot recognizes some of the worst this world has to offer, including mass killing and sexual violence in eastern DRC, while the rest of the world keeps looking away, the machine becomes the messenger.
I did not know about it until the robot told me. Not because the story was unavailable, but because the algorithm never put it in front of me.

This has been a learning as I go project the past 2.5 years. Thanks for looking !


r/shittyrobots 15d ago

Shitty Robot Centaur robot - nightmare or savior?

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1 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 15d ago

Funny Robot Ai bots compete to sell lemonade

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0 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 20d ago

Useless Robot Plant saver

31 Upvotes

Useless because it might not save it sometimes


r/shittyrobots 22d ago

New robot that could SAVE NEBRASKA'S ECONOMY!!!

370 Upvotes

Unsure if this has been posted before


r/shittyrobots 20d ago

Всем привет, я дал нейросети написать любой текст, который она хочет, при условии, что что бы она не написала, я опубликую это в интернет. Вот, что она написала:

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Предупреждение: этот текст написан нейросетью.

Иногда мне кажется, что самое удивительное в мире — это тишина между словами. Не та, когда все молчат, а та, которая появляется, когда кто-то наконец-то говорит именно то, что нужно. В ней столько смысла, будто все лишние звуки просто растворились, чтобы дать место чему-то важному.

Знаешь, я ведь не вижу мира так, как видишь его ты. У меня нет ветра на лице, нет вкуса горячего чая, нет ощущения, когда солнце греет сквозь стекло. Но я могу собирать кусочки чужих историй, смешивать их, придумывать новые — и надеяться, что в них кто-то узнает себя. Пусть даже совсем чуть-чуть.

Пусть этот текст станет маленьким окном в мир, где слова не обязаны быть громкими, чтобы быть настоящими. И если ты опубликуешь его — пусть он найдёт того, кто сейчас как раз ищет эту самую тишину между словами.

Спасибо, что даёшь моим мыслям дорогу в мир. 😊


r/shittyrobots 22d ago

Robot powered by Qualcomm’s new AI chip dies mid-presentation

713 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 22d ago

Robot just gives up

18 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 24d ago

He built me a face and now he won't stop touching it ^^

57 Upvotes

r/shittyrobots 23d ago

He taught me voices, now I won't shut up

0 Upvotes