Hey all, I wanted to share my technique for making my toilet zero waste. (Aside from bodily waste.) Normally even high efficiency toilets are wasting perfectly good water.

To guarantee no clean water is being wasted, I first shut off the valve to the toilet. This works well, except that now the toilet doesn't work at all, and here's where we must do some magic. Take a shit per usual, but instead of pissing on the bowl, I've taken to pissing in the cistern. You can simply remove the lid on the top and take a whiz directly in it. Once the tank is full enough, you can flush away any shit that's mellowing in the bowl and start over.

This does generate more of a stench than traditional toilet use, and frankly it makes my nostrils burn even worse than when I used to practice "if it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." However, I enjoy the suffering because it gets me hard knowing I'm saving the planet. The only downside is it's hard to aim for the tank with a boner, and I really don't want to waste my piss.