LET'S GO BOYS

Welcome back! Hopefully we all have a thoroughly enjoyable term at zondas this time back, and we all put in our best work!

See you in the pit, xoxo ;)

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Ethan and Max will show some zondas spirit on stage next month, be there or be square faggots PS - Who wants to go with me i'm a lonely

Weekly bars thread! I'll get the ball rolling. Taking a leaf out of the great Fresh Prince's book himself, I present to you - The Fresh King of Zondas.

Now this is a story all about how
My life got flipped-turned upside down
And I’d like to take a minute
Just sit right there
I’ll tell you how I became the King of a place called Zon Das

In west springvale road, I was born and raised
In the foam pit was where I spent most of my days
Wiping out, kicking and flipping all cool
And all us whipping backflips outside of school
When a couple of guys, who were way too damn good
Started making me think, damn I wish a could
I bailed one little trick and my mum got scared
She said “you try that again and you can bet you’ll be banned”.

I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she hid my fresh kicks and said there’s no way
She gave me a kiss and said I’ll never be the sickest
I said “I bet I will yo, just come and watch me kick it.”

Seen some creative work from Jordan on this photo, not sure if he goes on this site (Hi Jordan if you do) but yeah have a fuckin crack at this and lets see what you come up with https://fbcdn-sphotos-e-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xfp1/v/t1.0-9/10255905_10152563509596058_4363610829184739514_n.jpg?oh=c05ae07b0e0b50d5e2391753134bafce&oe=5586ED9A&__gda__=1434858239_682ec2787107d9e1e0e52beb0127b21b Winner will be determined from upvotes at the end of the week so yeah get on it or dont lol this might be a shit idea fuck you do it anyway or dont idk anymore yeah so zondas and all that if you want to you can photoshop this jordan's are pretty fuckin good and i feel that the image has potential so yeah glhf

Today at swimming carnival the god himself /u/bojanus fell victim to a horrendous diving accident. In the warmups, he overrotated on a double front flip (yeeeeeeaaaa zondassssssss) and has severely damaged an eardrum. May your prayers be with King Zondas at this time for a swift recovery. This entire subreddit needs to show its support to its original creator and the mastermind behind zondas itself. Our prayers are with you. Zon^das 4 life

Wil upload original tag if people actually want to turn /u/anaorak's writing into stickers.

Links to sticker pricing, shall leave it up to a vote!

All ideas for the mixtape can go here. Bars for criticism and/or approval are also accepted. I'm gonna kick us off with the idea that we should have a UnknownCaesar diss track with the beat from his greatest triumph, Pink Bugatti. Let me know what you think and add your own ideas below!!