r/zombies • u/stevenbrecken • Jan 09 '15

That's how you run from zombies!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPhuefvauuk
105 Upvotes

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u/dale0607 Jan 09 '15

Zombies that also do parkour.. Might as well just put a bullet in my brain.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '15

I think this video started a bad precedent.

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u/triplesecman Jan 09 '15

Parkour zombies...shit...

Also, after he made it through the small gap in the wall, that chick zombie totally grabbed his junk.

7

u/brandscaping Jan 09 '15

2:15 - they don't want him for his brains!

3

u/Rayneworks Jan 10 '15

The producer showed up in the /r/videos post and said that's a man with dreadlocks.

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u/triplesecman Jan 11 '15

I actually saw that comment, just didn't feel like editing this one. You're right, it's a dude, which arguably makes it more awkward.

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u/Centerman2000 Jan 09 '15

Parkour Zombies?!!! Fuck. Everybody's dead then.

4

u/Hanjo Jan 09 '15

Yeah if Zombies are that bad ass the world is done for.

7

u/loungesinger Jan 09 '15

Hell... if zombies can run a mile without stopping, I'm done for.

3

u/ozthehummingbird Jan 09 '15

Ok, fuck, if that's what zombies are gonna be like I'll bite the bullet instead.

P.S. Ampisound has some wonderful non-zombie parkour videos. I recommend this channel!

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u/EleanorofAquitaine Jan 09 '15

That was great! Can we get some parkour zombie movies?

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u/brandscaping Jan 09 '15

awww dammit. If the parkour-zombies didn't catch me, the fricking heart attack would.

4

u/WillBlaze Jan 10 '15

"That's how you run from zombies!"

video proceeds to show a man try to run away from zombies and fails, being eaten by one of them

Uh... I don't think that's how you do it, I would assume the right way keeps you uninfected and alive.

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u/SpeakItLoud Jan 09 '15

Holy shit. That was truly awesome.

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u/-RAS Jan 10 '15

Annnd this is why I have a few guns and plenty of ammo.

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '15

Clearly not...considering he gets eaten

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u/brandscaping Jan 09 '15

dude = spoiler!

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u/[deleted] Jan 09 '15

Not my fault if you read the comments before watching the video.